Brotherly Bonding

"NO! I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN YOUR FOOLISH ATTEMPTS OF HAVING 'FUN'!" Damian protested as he was being dragged by his two older siblings (although, Damian says they are not). "Oh, come one Damian, it'll be fun, I promise." Dick retorted. "GRAYSON! I DEMAND YOU UNHAND ME AT ONCE! AND DRAKE! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME! I WILL KILL YOU!" Damian yelled at them, trying to make them put him down.

Dick and Tim were going to a Karaoke restaurant. They decided to bring Damian to teach him how to have fun, but of course, Damian will be Damian.

"Come on you little devil, you'll have fun. I wasn't so sure about this either but I might as well have a good time today. You never know when it'll be your last" Tim told Damian. All Tim really wanted was to see the little devil sprout get flustered and embarrassed, he didn't care if he had fun or not.

"NO! I DEMAND YOU RELEASE ME AND TAKE ME BACK TO THE MASION!" Damian said, not giving up. He thrashed and struggled in their hold, refusing to give up. But alas, he is only ten, and is not yet any where near experienced enough to go against 2 of the previous, more experienced robins.

A few more minutes of thrashing around and Damian went limp. There was no point in him wasting his energy so he just went along with his 2 big brothers. Dick and Tim grinned.

5 minutes later

The three Bat siblings finally arrived at the restaurant, and were directed to their seats. They ordered their food:

Dick: Hamburger with everything with a large coke

Tim: A nice healthy Salad with an orange juice (nice sweet Tim)

Damian: …..he said it to low for anyone to hear, even the waiter, so he wrote it down himself, thus, I have no idea what he got.

Then, they listened to all the different singers.

They were finished eating in 30 minutes (By the way, Damian had chicken nuggets! OMG! CHICKEN NUGGETS! X3) then they just quietly listened to all the music. After about 10 minutes, they had an event where a spot light would choose a random table, and everyone at the table would have to sing a song, then after each individual singer was done, they would sing a song together. Damian, although it hadn't shown on his face, panicked, but then decided that there were to many tables for theirs to be picked.

Damian, of course, was wrong. "We got our next singers! Come on know, one of you three come on up and sing us a song!" The announcer yelled out enthusiastically. "HELL NO! GRAYSON THERE IS NOTHINF YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME GO UP THERE! NO WAY IN HELL!" Damian whined and protested, but there was still a small pout on his face.

2 minutes later, Damian sat quietly waiting for his turn to go sing, his face pale. Dick and Tim grinned, happy for their success. "Dick, you go first, I'll go after, then the devil spawn can go last." Tim told his brother.

Dick, of course, hopped right up onto the stage, adding in a few flips for the crowd. "Show off" Damian muttered.

"ALIRIGHT! The song I'm going to sing is called 'Umbrella' by 'All Time Low'" Dick announced.

The music started and with it, Dick started to sing,

You had my heart

And we'll never be world apart

Maybe in magazines

But you'll still be my star

Baby cause in the dark

You can see shiny cars

And that's when you need me there

With you I'll always share

Because...

Dick danced slowly, with the music.

When the sun shines We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath

I'mma stick it out 'till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Told you we'll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)

He swayed his hips along with the rhythm, and sped up, adding more feeling.

These fancy things, Will never come in between

You are my entity

Here for infinity

When the war has took it's part

When the world has dealt it's cards

If the hand is hard

Together we'll mend your heart

Because...

He jumped in the air when finished with the verse, then pointed towards his family.

When the sun shines We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath

I'mma stick it out 'till the end

He added some feeling to the next verse and a more visible sway of his hips.

Now that it's raining more than ever

Told you we'll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)

He sang the next verse while looking directly into both Tim and Damian's eyes.

You can run into my arms

It's okay don't be alarmed(

Come into me)

(There's no distance in between our love)

Gonna let the rain pour

I'll be all you need and more

Because...

As he sang this verse, he pointed to random people in the crowd.

When the sun shines We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath

I'mma stick it out 'till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Told you we'll still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

(Ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)

As he finished off the song, he added all the feeling he can into it, and looked towards his 2 most precious people, and smiled.

It's raining (raining)

O baby it's raining

Baby come into me

Come into me

It's raining (raining)

O baby it's raining

O baby come into me

Come into me

The crowd was silent for the first few seconds, then, they stood, some knocking down their chairs, and cheered and clapped for Dick. He had an amazing voice if you didn't know. He smiled down at the crowd and waved before he jumped down, making a full front flip (which made the crowd cheer more) then returned to his seat.

"DICK! That was amazing! I didn't know you had a voice like that!" Tim cheered for his brother. Dick only laughed and as he turned towards Damian, he caught a small smile on the kids face, but as soon as he was looking at him, it disappeared.

"Know, can we have the next singer come up please?" the announcer asked. Tim stood and headed towards the stairs, not bothering to make an entrance like Dick.

"Hi, I'm going to sing a song called 'Hello Seattle', by 'Owl City'" Tim announced.

As the music started Tim looked out at the crowd.

Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer

In the hills and highlands

I fall asleep in hospital parking lots

And awake in your mouth

Hello Seattle, I am a manta ray

Deep beneath the blue waves

I'll crawl the sandy bottom of Puget sound

And construct a summer home

Hello Seattle, I am the Crescent moon

Shining down on your face

W ill disguise myself as a sleeping pill

And descend inside of you

Hello Seattle, I am a cold seahorse

Feeling warm in your sand

I sing about the tide and the ocean surf

Rolling in the evening breeze

Hello Seattle, I am an albatross

On the docks and your boats

I sail above your inlets and interstates

Through the rain and open wind

Hello Seattle, I am an old lighthouse

Throwing beams of bright lights

Red in the morning, blue in the evening sun

Taking heed from everyone

Hello Seattle, I am a mountaineer

In the hills and highlands

I fall asleep in hospital parking lots

Take me above your light

Carry me through the night

Hold me secure in flight

Sing me to sleep tonight

Take me above your light

Carry me through the night

Hold me secure in flight

Sing me to sleep tonight

Tim finished his song, no dancing or gesturing like Dick, but his voice was soft and beautiful through the entire song. At the end everyone stood and clapped and "WHOOPED" for Tim. They all had gentle smiles on their faces due to the melody and softness of the song.

Tim smiled at the crowd and went back to his seat. Before he could sit down, he was brought into a hug by Dick, "TIM! I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD SING LIKE THAT! YOU WERE AMAZING!" Dick ruffled Tim's hair.

Tim laughed and looked at Damian as the announcer asked for the final singer. "Your up kid, go show them what you got." Tim told Damian.

Damian pouted and huffed before he went towards the stage, snatching the microphone they gave him harshly.

"I'm going to sing 'The Happy Song' by 'Liam Lynch'" Damian announced with a bright (fake) smile on his features.

Dick and Tim shivered, and had the manga sweat drop on their heads (you know the one)

Damian started to sing, with the smile still on his face.

I am really special cause there's only one of me

Look at my smile I'm so damn happy other people are jealous of me

When I'm sad and lonely I like to sing this song

It cheers me up and shows me that I won the sad for long

OH, OH, OH!

I'm so happy I can barely breath

Puppy dogs and sugar, frogs and kittens, baby teeth

Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy its hardcore

Happy as a coupon for a $20 whore

HAHAHAHA

I'm rally happy, I'm sugar coated me

Happy - good

Anger - bad

that's my philosophy

With the next line he looked towards Dick and Tim

I can't do this man I'm not happy

I am really special cause there's only one of me

Look at my smile I'm so damn happy other people are jealous of me

With the next line Damian made himself look like a tea pot

These are my love handles, and this is my spout

But if you tip me over then, mama said knock you out

I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave

He pointed towards the door for the next verse

Welcome to my happy world know get your shit and leave

I am happy, I am good, I am…

I'm outta here!

He looked at the entire audience and gave them the finger for the very last line.

SCREW YOU!

With that over, he glared at the crowd and stomped towards his seat. The crowd didn't know what to do so they just didn't do anything, they just sat there. Dick and Tim just stared at Damian when he sat down. They continued to stare until Damian lost it.

"WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT! WHY DO YOU KEEP STARRING AT ME!" Damian snapped at both of them. Dick and Tim weren't affected, they just kept starring with a blank expression on their face. Then, they both started to laugh uncontrollably.

Damian was stumped, he had no idea what they were laughing at so he just stared at them until they stopped.

"OMG! That was the best, everyone looked so scared and confused! Aaaaah, we should do this every week." Dick recommended.

Tim agreed, and, surprisingly, so did Damian. He enjoyed scaring everyone. And besides, he decided that going to karaoke with his brothers wasn't that bad. Damian smiled, and both Dick and Tim saw it this time. With that they all went back home, to get a good nights rest.

THE END!

Hey, so it's 1:30 in the morning and I just really needed to post this up! Review and tell me what you think! These characters are not mine! DONT SUE ME! DX I made this story in a couple hours, wow.