"Hey babe. I got the F, C, and K. All I need is U."

"What the hell, Beck?"

"I lost my number, can I borrow yours?"

"You're a loser."

"Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?"

"Beck, what are you on?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"My god. You're such a pervert."

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"You're disgusting."

"You've got 206 bones. Wanna have 207 tonight?"

"Jesus."

"I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Fuck off, Aladdin."

"Well if I'm Aladdin, then you're Jasmine... and you can ride on my magic carpet anytime."

"Clever."

I wrote this in about fifteen minutes, purely for entertainment. I know they're a bit out of character, but that's alright. Opinions? xx