Well hello there again you guys! I know it has been a while…don't hate me! But I come to you baring a new story! I hope it is good, and that you enjoy it! It is a NejiGaa story, and sorry if it sucks, but I have never written this pairing before, so sorry in advance.

Disclaimer: Why yes, I do own Naruto! As much as I own the all the stars and planets in our galaxy.

Warnings: Yaoi, Yuri, and het. Yes, I warn you because of het. Rated T just to be safe.

Summary: It is April 1st and, like always, Neji is going to play a prank on someone, but what happens when the prank plays with emotions?

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April 1st. A day of jokes, jests, and pranks. A day when you can play the cruellest jokes on your friends, and they will simply laugh, because it is tradition to do so. April 1st is also the day that Neji Hyuuga made the worst decision of his life.

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The bell rang signalling the break for lunch. Neji Hyuuga and his friends Sasuke Uchiha and Shikamaru Naru got up from their seats in Iruka Umino's tenth grade English class, and made their way through the throng of fan-girls that was always stalking, ahem, following them.

"Sasuke, I love you!"

"Shikamaru, you're so hot!"

"Neji, HAVE MY BABIES!"

As you can see, these fan-girls have absolutely no boundaries. But since Neji, Sasuke, and Shikamaru had been dealing with them their whole life, they had learned to tune them out, and blatantly ignore them.

Finally, with much trouble, the trio made their way to the cafeteria to where their friends sat down in their usual table. As the three of them sat down, the usual banter of Sakura and Ino reached their ears.

"Fore-head!"

"Pig!"

"Billboard-brow!"

"Bore!"

"You are such a…" Neji, Sasuke and Shikamaru drowned out the banter of the two supposed 'best friends' and turned to talk to the only sane people in their group: Hinata, TenTen, Shino…well, as sane as their group got. Hinata was really shy and always stuttered, TenTen was a freaky weapons master and Shino, well...Shino is just Shino.

"So, TenTen, pulled any great pranks today?" Neji asked the Chinese girl.

"Yeah, totally! I pulled the funniest prank on that Temari chick in gym class today!" TenTen said very enthusiastically. Yeah, TenTen also got excited very easily and over the smallest things.

"Oh, well, what was it?" Neji asked curiously, TenTen was known for her legendary pranks.

"Well today, as we were getting into the showers, I took away all of her clothes, underwear and all, and replaced them with a frilly princess dress! And the funnies part was she had to go all the way through her gym, and ask Gai-sensei for an extra pair of clothes, and as if that wasn't good enough Gai-sensei kept going on and on about how youthful and energetic her choice of clothes were! The look on her face was priceless!" TenTen finished with a shit eating on her face.

Neji snorted. "Hn. Nice one TenTen. You sure have balls to pull a prank on Temari, I hear she can kick ass." Neji said amusedly. It was true what he said though, Temari was a great street fighter, she was known for roughing people up pretty badly. "What about you Shino, you pull any pranks on anyone today?"

"…"

"…I'll take that as a 'no'…what about you Hinata, have you been into the pranking mood today?" Neji asked his timid cousin. Honestly, that was the only reason Hinata hung out with Neji's group of friends. Neji was highly protective of his cousin, which is why she hung out with them.

"N-no, Neji nii-san. I don't t-think it is v-very n-nice to p-prank people." Hinata said with a shy smile. Seriously, this girl was too nice for her own good.

"Awww, why not Hinata-chan, it's funny to prank people!" Said Sakura with a grin on her face.

"Yeah, Hinata! For once I actually agree with Billboard-brow over here!" As always, the 'Billboard-brow comment sparked a fight between the two girls…again.

"A-ano…"Hinata didn't say very much after that.

"Well, what about you Neji," TenTen asked with curiosity in her voice "have you pulled any pranks on anyone today?" TenTen asked.

"No, not yet. I couldn't think of any pranks to pull on anyone today." Neji answered. Much like TenTen, he was known for his legendary pranking skills. Any prank you can think of, he had done, so hearing that he hadn't done one yet was preposterous.

TenTen gasped. "Neji Hyuuga, not pulling a prank on April fool's day, that is simply unbelievable, not to mention unacceptable!" TenTen said with a grin on her face, before she started looking around the cafeteria for a person for Neji to prank. When her eyes finally landed on the perfect person to prank. 'Subaku no Gaara. Perfect.' TenTen thought with a sly smirk on her face. "Oi, Neji, what about pranking Gaara over there? You haven't pranked him yet, and I have just the perfect prank that you could pull on him." TenTen said with the same smirk on her face. It was kind of creepy.

At the word of a prank, Sakura and Ino immediately stopped arguing and cued into the conversation.

"Oh? And what would this prank be, TenTen?" Neji asked curiously.

"Well, you know that Gaara has like a major crush on you right? Well, I was thinking that you could ask him out on a date. And, if he says yes, which he most likely will, you absolutely must go out on the date with him, but if on the very slim chance he says no, you just tell him it was a joke, and come back and sit here." TenTen finished off with sly smirk still on her face.

After hearing the prank, Neji got his own smirk on his face, as well as everyone else at the table…well, everyone except for Hinata and Shino, Shino just didn't show emotion…ever, and Hinata was too busy looking shocked to do anything.

"Hey," Sasuke commented "Yeah, that could work. I mean you hate him, and you haven't pranked him yet. You should totally do it." Sasuke finished off his famous 'Uchiha Smirk'.

"Hmm, troublesome." Shikamaru commented. So cliché, everything was troublesome for that boy.

"Yeah…I think I'm going to do it!" Neji said as he thought even more into his prank, and the more he thought about it, the more he started liking it. "When should I do it?" Neji asked.

"Right now, and you had better hurry, lunch ends in like 10 minutes!" Neji said as she gave Neji a little push toward the table Gaara was sitting at with his friends Naruto and Kiba.

"A-ano, Neji n-nii-san, do you r-really think t-this is a-a g-good i-idea?" Hinata asked, concerned. She knew her cousin was mean, but would he really go this far for a prank?

"Oh Hinata, lighten up! He only has a little crush on me; nothing bad is going to happen." Oh Neji, if only you knew how wrong you were.

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Ending AN.

Well, what did you guys think? Good, bad, horrible, fantastic, OMFG THIS WAS SO TERRIBLE NEVER WRITE AGAIN!...I sincerely hope that it isn't the last one…well, I am going to try and write a NejiGaa story, but I don't know how well it is going to turn out because I have never written the, before. Also, in my other stories , people have been telling me that I should more description into my stories, so I tried to do that in here. So, feel free to drop a comment, review, or whatever you call! Don't be afraid to give me constructive criticism either, I can take it! I can't get better if I don't know I what I am doing wrong! Next chapter is when Neji pulls his prank on the unsuspecting Gaara…oh dear. I am going to try my hardest to update this soon! Well, I hope we can meet again in the next chapter!

Neji: You're going to make me an ass in this story, aren't you Maddie?

Me: Yep! :D

Neji: You're sadistic, you know that?

Me: -pouts- I'm not sadistic, just realistic. You're an ass in the show, so you shall be an ass in my story.

Neji: -sighs- Well, see you all in the next chapter.

Me: Bye bye!