The Kitty Katswell Show

The Big Wedding!

Alright, people. This is the very last chapter of The Kitty Katswell Show! This is a special chapter because; Kitty & Dudley finally ties the knot. The chapter idea & plot was given to me by T.U.F.F. Agent-Cruz. So please. Relax, read, & review!

It was a warm morning in Petropolis. The birds were singing. And kids were out of school for the summer, much to the parents' disappointment.

Today was gonna be a good day, because TUFF's own Kitty Katswell & Dudley Puppy, who met accidently on the street two years ago, were finally gonna get married to each other.

It shows Kitty's house in DeLisle Park now.

Kitty was in her sleeping bag, along with her twin sister; Roz Katswell. Madame Catastrophe, Madame Chaos, & Karey Kitten.

They were still sleeping over from last night's Bachelorette party & sleepover.

It shows Kitty fast asleep.

The audience cheers, whistles & applaudes for her.

Then some aroma reaches her nose.

She inhales with a smile on her face, as did as the others girls.

"Mmmmmmmmm!" they all said in unison, as the audience laughs. "Pancakes! Bacon!"

Then they all sat up, wide awake now.

The audience laughs, as they start drooling & licking their lips.

Then an older female cat, wearing a dark blue shirt, a black skirt, with a white apron over her skirt & black heels walks up, holding a plate.

She kinda had the same hairstyle as Kitty. And she had dark brownish stripes on her face.

"That's because, I cooked breakfast for my little girls & her little friends." the older female cat said, with a wide smile on her face.

"Mom?" Kitty & Roz asked in unison.

"Yes, it's me." Mrs. Katswell said.

"What are you doing here, mom?" Kitty asked. "How did you get in?"

Mrs. Katswell laughs.

"The answer to the first question. I'm here to give my daughter a hearty breakfast on her special day." she started. "And I got in with the spare key, that you lefted under the doormat, at the backdoor."

"Oh." Kitty mutters, as the audience laughs.

Mrs. Katswell turns to the other girls now.

"And who are these girls?" she asks.

"Mom." Kitty started. "These are my friends. Karey Kitten. Allison Katz & Andrea Katz."

"Hello, girls." Mrs. Katswell said. "I'm Carmen Katswell. Kitty's & Rozzie's mother. As if you didn't already know."

"Hello, Mrs. Katswell." Karey started. "I'm so pleased to meet you."

"Ja!" Catastrophe said. "I feel the same way."

"Me too!" Chaos said.

"I'm so pleased to meet you." Carmen said. "Now, go get yourselves fixed up and come on over to the table."

"Okay!" the girls said, as they went to get fixed up.

30 minutes later.

The girls returned.

"Okay, mom." Kitty started. "We're here."

Mrs. Katswell turned to them.

"Hi, girls!" she greeted. "Just in time. Please enjoy!"

Then the girls sit at the table & started eating the breakfast.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm! This is good, mom!" Kitty said, as she ate some of her breakfast.

"It sure is, mom!" Roz said, as she also ate some of her breakfast.

Catastrophe eats some of the breakfast.

"Ja! This is so delicious, Mrs. Katswell!" she said.

"Ja!" Chaos exclaims.

"I'm really enjoying this breakfast, Mrs. Katswell." Karey said, as she ate some scrambled eggs. "It's just like my mother's."

"Thank you girls." Mrs. Katswell said. "I worked so hard on making you girls, especially my Kitty happy."

Kitty blushes.

"Oh, mom." she said, as the audience laughs at her embarrassment.

"Kitty. I would like a mother to daughter talk, when you get done." Mrs. Katswell said, as she stood up. "I'll be waiting at the couch."

"Okay, mom." Kitty said, as she continues her breakfast.

Catastrophe & Chaos snickers.

Kitty looks at them.

"What?" she asks them.

"Nothink!" Catastrophe said, as she tries not to laugh.

The audience laughs at this.

Karey turns to Kitty.

"I think, they're laughing at you, Kitty." she said.

"What!? They are!?" Kitty asked.

"Yeah." Karey said. "They think, that you're in trouble."

Kitty turns to Catastrophe & Chaos.

"Well, you two." she started. "I'm not in trouble or the sort. My mom just wanted to gimme a talk. That's all."

"Okayith!" Catastrophe & Chaos said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then Kitty finishes up her breakfast now.

"Now, go to see mom." she said.

Then she goes over to her couch.

"Yes, mom?" she asks her.

"I wanna know about this Dudley, that you're gonna marry today." Carmen started. "So how is he?"

Kitty blushes.

"Oh, he's the greatest, mom." Kitty started. "He's sweet. He's caring. Even though, he got his faults. He's loving."

"That's good." Carmen said.

Kitty looks at her mother.

"I hope, that it doesn't bother you, that I'm marrying a dog." she said.

"Oh, it doesn't bother me, Kitty." Mrs. Katswell said. "As long as he treats you right. Just like your father was to me."

Then she stands up & hugs Kitty.

"I love you, my little girl." Carmen said.

"I love you too, mom!" Kitty said, as she hugged back.

The audience awws at this scene of affection.

The hugging soon stops.

"Okay, Kitty." said Mrs. Katswell. "Now go get ready for the wedding now."

"But the wedding's in nine hours, mom." Kitty said.

"Oh yeah." Mrs. Katswell said, as the audience laughs. "Well, I gotta go to the airport & pick up Alicia for the wedding."

Then she takes out her car keys & leaves the house.

Kitty turns to the others girls, who were done with the breakfast.

"So girls. What do you wanna do, before the wedding?" she asks them.

"Well, we can get our bridesmaid dresses for the wedding?" Karey suggested.

"Okay." Kitty said, as she took out her keys. "We can do that!"

Then they leave the house, get into the new TUFF mobile, and Kitty speeds out of the garage.

At Peg's house.

Dudley was still asleep in Charlie's room.

He was snoring loudly.

The audience laughs at him.

Charlie was still asleep too.

Then Peg slams the door open.

"Hey, you two bums!" she shouted in a loud voice, as the audience laughs. "It's time for breakfast! So, come on downstairs & get your grub! It's gettin' cold!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, MA!" Dudley shouted, as he threw a pillow at Peg, as the audience laughs.

"DAMMIT! STOP SHOUTING!" Charlie shouted, as the audience laughs. "I GOT A HUGE-ASS HANGOVER!"

"Well, whose fault is that!?" Peg shouted, as she slams the door hard.

Dudley & Charlie sits up.

"Damn! How can you put up with mom's shit, Charlie?" Dudley asked, as he stretched.

"Oh. Women & liquor." Charlie said, as he stretched & the audience laughs.

"That's the only way." Dudley said, as he puts on a brand new shirt. "Now, let's get to the breakfast table. Before mom comes back up here & start her shit again."

"Yeah." Charlie said.

Then they both head down to the breakfast table, where Peg was.

They sat down & started eating their breakfast.

Peg puts down the magazine, which she was reading.

"So, you're getting married today, huh?" she said, as she kept reading the paper.

"Uh huh." Dudley said, as he downs his bacon, as the audience laughs.

Peg slams her paper down.

She had a sad look on her face.

"I can't believe it! My little Dudley's getting married!" she said. "It seems like, just yesterday, that I brought him home from the hospital. And now, he's all grown up!"

"Well, you should've expected this, ma." Dudley said, as he drank some of his orange juice.

"Yeah..." Peg said, as she wipes away a tear. "So anyways. Is Misty a good girl?"

The audience laughs, as Peg got Kitty's name wrong again.

"For the love of god!" Dudley shouted at Peg. "Her name's Kitty. KITTY! NOT MISTY! GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE!"

Peg was astounded from what Dudley had said to her.

"NOW, IF YOU WANNA RESPECT MY FUTURE WIFE, I WANT YOU TO RESPECT HER, BY GETTING HER NAME RIGHT!" Dudley shouted. "UNDERSTAND!?"

The audience applaudes to Dudley's speech.

"Well?" Dudley asks.

Peg felt ashamed & puts her head down.

There was an awkward silence, until Peg muttered a quiet answer.

"Okay, Dudley." she started quietly. "I'll start respecting her, by remembering her name for now on."

"Good." Dudley said accepting the answer grudgingly, as he was calming down now.

"I'll treat her, just like the daughter I never had." Peg said.

"That's the spirit!" Dudley & Charlie said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then Peg stands up.

"Now, you boys go & relax before the wedding." she said.

"Do you want us to clean up the table?" Dudley asked, as he picks up a plate.

"No. I'll do that, Dudley." Peg said. "You two just go watch tv."

"ALRIGHT!" Dudley & Charlie exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then they go to the living room & turned on the tv.

The news of the wedding spread around Petropolis & the media got hold of this tasty tidbit.

It shows a fancy apartment now.

In it was magazines that said; 'TUFF's Best Secret Agent Ever'. Trophies that said; 'TUFF's Coolest Secret Agent Ever!'.

And there was a photo of a yellow rabbit, wearing a black tux. He was standing next to Kitty, with both having conceited looks on their faces.

Also in the apartment, was also priceless vases, big flat screen tvs & many electronics.

It shows the owner of the apartment now.

The owner was the same yellow rabbit from the pictures.

He was Jack Rabbit. Kitty's former partner.

He was in the middle of fucking TUFF's secretary; Tammy, hard.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Oh Jack baby!" she exclaims in an erotic tone. "I always wanted you to fuck me!"

"I know, Tammy." Jack said. "I can always see it in your eyes."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fuck me harder, Jack baby!" Tammy said. "Gimme your seed!"

"Okay, Tammy baby!" Jack shouted, as he thrusts inside & out of her. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

He cums his enormous load deep into Tammy's insides.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" he sighs.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Tammy hollers sexually, as she cums from him cumming in her. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, Jack sweetie. That was so fuckin' wonderful! I love you!"

Then she kisses him.

"I love you too, Tammy." Jack said.

Then the news came on tv.

It had Kitty & Dudley on the screen.

The news anchor, Wolf Blitzer was talking.

"Today, TUFF's very own; Kitty Katswell & Dudley Puppy is having the biggest wedding of the year today." he said with a wide smile on his face. "Yep. I bet they're gonna be happy."

It shows Jack, looking all pissed.

He stands up & goes over to a speed bag, that had Dudley's picture on it.

He starts punching the speed bag.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That goddamn Dippy!" he sniffs, as he punches the speed bag, as the audience laughs at him, still getting Dudley's name wrong.

"What's wrong, baby?" Tammy asked.

"You know that white Deputy Dawg?" Jack asked, as he punched the speed bag, as the audience laughs.

"You mean, Dudley Puppy?" Tammy asked.

"Yeah, whatever." Jack sniffs, as the audience laughs.

"What about him?" Tammy asks.

"Well, he's marrying Kitty Katswell." Jack said.

"Yeah. So?" Tammy asked again.

Jack sighs.

"Well, everyone knows, that Kitty & I was tight with each other, before I left TUFF." Jack sniffed. "Everyone knows, that I was supposed to marry Kitty. Not that fuckin' mutt!"

"Oh." Tammy said. "Well, I think, that both Dudley & Kitty will be great husband & wife."

Jack gave the speed bag & super rabbit punch.

"Oh, shut the fuck up, you whore!" Jack sniffs, as the audience laughs. "Now, get the fuck outta my house!"

Then he throws Tammy outside, naked.

The audience laughs at this.

"Ow! Dammit, Jack!" she sniffs, as she rubs her ass. "Where are my fuckin' clothes?"

Jack walks out of his apartment in his tux.

"That's none of my concern now." he said, as he locks his apartment door. "My concern now is; to stop the Kitty Katswell & Dippy Mutt's wedding!"

Then he gets into his Porsche & speeds off, leaving Tammy naked out in the street.

Some street kids smiled evilly at her, as the audience laughs.

Meanwhile, in the city of Richville.

It shows; Money Bags' mansion now.

Money Bags was sitting in her fancy expensive chair, watching tv.

She was being served breakfast by her butler; Jeeves.

"Do you want some ice tea, madame?" he asks.

"Yes, Jeeves." Money Bags said.

"Yes, madame." Jeeves said, as he started pouring the tea into her cup.

Money Bags then started drinking her tea, as she takes a glimpse of the tv.

The news about Kitty's & Dudley's wedding came on the tv.

She spits out her tea, right into Jeeves' face.

The audience laughs.

"WHAT!? SHE'S GETTING MARRIED TO THAT DIESASED-RIDDEN CUR!?" she asks angrily.

"It appears, that she is, madame." Jeeves said.

Money Bags growls angrily.

"I knew, that Katswell would marry him! I knew it!" she sniffs angrily, as she stands up from her chair. "Looks like, I have to stop their wedding!"

"How are you gonna do that, madame?" Jeeves asked.

"By getting me a huge weapon, Jeeves." Money Bags said. "Now, come on Jeeves. Let's stop by Sellafield's Weapons Store on the way to the DeLisle Park Church."

"Yes, madame." Jeeves said, as he puts on his chauffeur cap on.

Then they leave the mansion, locking it in the process.

Then Jeeves opens up the limo door for Money Bags & she gets in. Then he gets to the driver seat of the limo and gets into it.

Then the limo drives out of the long driveway & leaving the big fancy gates of Money Bags' estate. And the gates immediately shuts.

Back at Peg's house.

Dudley & Charlie was still watching tv.

They eating some snacks, when there was a knock on the door.

"I'll get it." Peg said, as she went to answer the door.

She answers it.

There standing there was, Rabies.

"Hello." said Peg. "How can I help you?"

"Hello, Mrs. Puppy?" Rabies asks.

Peg blushes, as the audience laughs.

"Yes, I'm Mrs. Puppy." she said, as she giggles like a schoolgirl. "And I'm single too!"

"Uh, ja." Rabies said in an uneasy tone, as the audience laughs. "Is Agent Puppy brother, I mean, is Dudley Puppy here?"

"Yeah." Peg said, as she grabs his arm and pulls him to the side, as the audience laughs. "So, who are you?"

"I'm Dr. Rabies." Rabies said.

"Ooooh! A doctor!" Peg said. "Me likey a big, strong, handsome man!"

Then the audience laughs as Peg flutters her eyelashes at Rabies.

Rabies takes his arm away.

"Uh, I just wanna see Dudley, ma'am." Rabies said nervously, as he started sweating, as the audience laughs. "That'll be a wise thing, no?"

Peg grabs him by the groin.

"Ooooh! I love your accent, Dr. Rabies." Peg said, as the audience laughs. "Do you wanna fuck a middle-age bitch with your long cock?"

Then she gets on her knees & starts stroking his cock, until it was erected.

"Oh boy, Doctor. You got quite a lump there." Peg said in a sexy tone. "Lemme get rid of it for ya!"

Then she shoves his cock into her mouth & starts sucking on it.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" she utters sexually. "Delicious!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Somebody be helpink me!" Rabies shouted. "That'll be a wise thing, no? I don't wanna cum into old bitch's mouth!"

Then Dudley walks up to the scene now.

"MOM! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" he shouted.

Peg takes Rabies' cock out of her mouth.

"Dudley! It's not nice to interrupt!" she shouted, as she sticks Rabies' cock back into her mouth & starts sucking it harder now.

"Daaaahhhhhhhhh!" Rabies shouted. "Agent Puppy brother! Helpink me! I don't wanna cum in old woman's mouth!"

Dudley sees a banana & grabs it.

"She can suck on this!" he said. "Now stand back, Rabies brother."

Rabies stands back and Dudley shoves the banana into Peg's mouth.

The audience laughs at this.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!" she said, as she sucked on the banana.

She takes it out of her mouth, with her eyes closed.

"Oh, Dr. Rabies." Peg started in a sexy tone. "Your cock tastes so fruity! It's good!"

Then she shoves the banana back into her mouth & continues sucking.

The audience laughs at her ass.

Dudley hands Rabies a towel.

"Damn! What is up with your mom, man?" Rabies asked, as he dries himself off with the towel. "She is; how do you say. Desperate for a man around the house, no?"

"Yes, she is." Dudley said. "Come, Rabies. Charlie & I are relaxing before the wedding. We're watching Al Bundy on tv."

"Okayith." Rabies said.

Then they both go into the living room, leaving Peg to suck on the banana.

"Oh, Dr. Rabies! You're so good!" she said, as she continues on sucking off the banana.

The audience laughs at this.

Rabies sat on the couch, next to Charlie.

"Hey, Rabies." Charlie greeted. "Had a wonderful night, huh?"

"Ja!" Rabies said. "It was, like they say; kick-ass, no?"

"Yeah!" Dudley & Charlie exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.

"So, Agent Puppy, brother." Rabies started. "You are excited, that you're goink to be marryink Katswell darlink, no?"

"I sure am, Rabies brother!" Dudley exclaims. "I've never knew, that I was gonna marry Kitty. I always thought, we would always be friends. But now, we're gonna be husband & wife!"

"Ja!" Rabies said. "That is somethink, no?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said.

"Hey, bro." Charlie started. "What about your mini you?"

"What about him?" Dudley asks, as the audience laughs.

"Is he coming to the wedding?" Charlie asks.

"Yeah. Of course, bro." Dudley said. "Why you asked?"

"I was just wondering." Charlie said. "That's all."

"Oh, okay." Dudley said, as he looks at his watch.

It was almost lunchtime.

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs. "It's almost lunchtime!"

"What? Already?" Charlie asks.

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Damn! Time is flying by. Soon, it'll be time for the wedding!"

"Ja!" Rabies said. "By the way, Agent Puppy brother. Did you pick up your tux yet?"

Dudley facepalms himself, as a loud slap sound was heard, as the audience laughs.

"Dammit! No!" Dudley sniffs. "God! I am so fuckin' stupid!"

"Tell us something, that we don't know, little bro." Charlie said as the audience laughs.

Dudley thinks.

"Well." Dudley started. "Did you know that Burger King is selling onion rings now?"

"Really?" Charlie asks.

"Yeah!" Dudley said, as the audience laughs.

"Wow!" said Charlie happily. "I just love onion rings!"

"Me too!" Dudley exclaims, as the audience laughs.

Rabies took out his car keys.

"Come fellows." he said. "We can go & pick up tux for Agent Puppy brother, then we go to fast food restaurant & by some food with onion rinks. That'll be a smart move, no?"

"JA!" Dudley & Charlie exclaims in unison, as the audience laughs.

"Okayith!" Rabies said. "Let's go!"

Then the three dogs leave the house, as Peg continues sucking on the banana.

At Kitty's & Dudley's house.

Ms. Katswell & all the girls walk in with their bridesmaid dresses.

"Okay, girls." Carmen said. "Set the dresses in the bathroom."

"Okay, Ms. Katswell." the girls said, as they took their bridesmaid dresses to the bathroom.

Kitty sits on the couch.

"Ahhhh!" she sighs.

Carmen sits next to her.

"Tired?" she asks.

"A tiny bit, mom." Kitty said.

"Well, don't fall asleep, dear." Ms. Katswell said. "I don't want you, missing your special day."

Kitty turns to her.

"I'm so excited, mom!" she said. "I feel all giddy and all that!"

"That's good." Ms. Katswell said.

Then there was a knock on the door.

Ms. Katswell stands up, but Kitty stopped her.

"I'll get it, mom." she said, as she went & get the door.

She opens up the door.

There standing there, was Kitty's & Roz's older sister; Alicia with her suitcases.

"Hello there, little sis!" Alicia said, as she sets down her suitcases.

"Alicia!" Kitty exclaims, as she hugs her older sister.

"How's my little sis, doing on her wedding day?" asks Alicia.

"I'm good, older sis." Alicia said. "And I brought someone here with me."

Then she moves out of the way & there standing there was Kaylee & another cat girl, who was wearing a dark purple shirt, black jean shorts, white socks, & black Nikes.

"Hello, Katswell darlink." Kaylee said.

"KAYLEE SISTER?!" Catastrophe said.

Then she goes over to her.

"How are you, older sister?" she asks.

"I'm good, little sis." Kaylee said. "I've brought older sister; Janet."

"Hello there, little sis." greeted Janet. "I see, that you're doink well."

"Ja!" Catastrophe said.

Then she grabs Kitty.

The audience laughs.

"And this is Kitty Katswell darlink." she said. "She's the one, that's goink to get married today."

"Hello." Kitty said. "Please to meet you. Catastrophe never said, that she haves another older sister."

"Well, here I am!" Janet said.

"Don't just stand there, yapping." Alicia said, as the audience laughs. "Help me, with these suitcases!"

"Okay." said the Katswell sisters & Katz sisters in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then they go get Alicia's, Kaylee's, & Janet's suitcases.

Ms. Katswell walks up to them.

"Well, I see my very firstborn is here." she said, as she hugs Alicia, as the audience awws at this scene.

"Hi, mom." Alicia said. "It's been a long time!"

"Yes it has!" Ms. Katswell said, as she continues hugging her eldest child.

Then she lets her go.

"So, tell me. How's wrestling the alligators going?" Ms. Katswell asked.

"It's going great, mom!" Alicia said. "Just before I came inside, I just wrestled one, who was walking down the street."

It shows Francisco all tied up on the street.

The audience laughs at him.

"Ahhhh! This is my first time out of jail in nearly a year & now, I just got wrestled & tied up, by a girl cat!" he exclaims. "I wonder how, can things get any lamer."

Then a bus full of models pulls up next to him.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" the sexy models laughs, as the audience laughs.

Then the bus speeds off.

"Ow. My pride." Francisco said, as the audience laughs.

"I still have all of my limbs." Alicia said, as she showed Carmen her legs & arms.

"That's a relief." Mrs. Katswell said.

Then the Katswell sisters, & Katz sisters walks up.

"There. Your suitcases is in the living room." Kitty said.

"That's good." Alicia said.

Then her stomach rumbles loudly.

The audience laughs.

"Damn!" Alicia said. "I'm hungry!"

She turns to Kitty.

"Is there a place around here, that sells hot dogs?" Alicia asks.

"Yeah!" Roz butted in, as the audience laughs. "There's this place called; JJ's Hot Dogs. There hot dogs are to die for!"

"Oh, yeah!" Kitty exclaims. "I love their foot long hot dogs."

Janet & Kaylee turns to Catastrophe & Chaos.

"Is this true, little sisters?" they asked.

"I guess." Chaos said. "I've never had a hot dog from there."

"Me neither." Catastrophe said.

"Talking about hot dogs is making me hungry!" Karey exclaims, as the audience laughs.

"Well." Kitty said. "Looks like, we all going to get hot dogs from JJ.'s."

Then she turns to Mrs. Katswell.

"We all are going to JJ's Hot Dogs for lunch, mom." she said.

"Okay, girls." Carmen said. "Can I have the keys to the white car outside? I need to go home & pick up your little sister."

Kitty gives her the keys to the old TUFF mobile.

"Here you go, mom." she said.

"Thanks." Mrs. Katswell said, as she leaves.

Kitty turns to the other girls.

"Come on, girls!" she said. "Off to JJ's!"

"YEAH!" the other girls cheered, as the audience laughs.

Then they leave the house & jumped into the new TUFF mobile. Then Kitty speeds off towards JJ.'s.

The audience whoos at this.

At Sellafield's Weapons Store.

Jack was looking at a bunch of weapons.

"Mmmmm? What type of weapon, should I get?" he mutters to himself.

Then the store clerk walks up to him.

"Need any help sir?" he asks.

Jack turns to him.

"I'm looking for a weapon, that's capable of stopping a wedding." Jack started, before he stopped. "I mean, I'm looking for a weapon, to hold up a money mint! Yeah."

The audience laughs.

"Well, sir." the clerk said. "For holding up a money mint, you would need the UltraDoom 5000!"

Then he takes out a weapon, which looked like a mix of a bazooka & flamethrower.

"With this baby, everyone will grovel at your feet." the store clerk said, as the audience laughs.

"Great!" Jack said with an evil smirk. "I'll take it!"

"Okay!" the store clerk said, as the audience laughs. "So, do you wanna check it out now, or do you wanna look around some more?"

"I wanna look around some more first, my fine man." Jack said.

"Okay." the store clerk said, as he put the weapon into a cart.

Then they both walk off.

On the other side of the store, Money Bags & Jeeves was looking at some weapons.

"Hmmmm? What should I buy?" Money Bags asks herself.

The store clerk walks up.

"Can I help you, Mrs.?" he asks.

Money Bags turns to him.

"I'm looking for a weapon, that's capable of stopping a wedding." Money Bags replies. "And I'm also looking for a weapon, that'll put down a certain miserable cur for good, too!"

"Oh! You're looking for the Megadogstopper 5.0." the clerk said. "That's in aisle 30A."

"30A." Money Bags repeated. "Come on, Jeeves."

"Yes, madame." Jeeves said.

Then they go to the aisle.

At Aisle 30A.

Money Bags & Jeeves sees the weapon.

"Ahhhh! There it is!" Money Bags shouted. "The ultimate weapon to stop Katswell from marrying that mutt!"

Then she goes to it.

She was about to grab it, when another hand reaches for it.

Both hands hit each other.

The audience laughs.

"Hey! I saw this weapon first!" Money Bags shouted.

The belonger to the second hand was Jack.

"No, bitch!" Jack sniffed. "I was!"

"No me!" Money Bags shouted.

"No, me!" Jack retorted.

"I WAS FIRST!" Money Bags hollers.

"NO! I WAS!" Jack hollers.

The two criminals glare at each other.

"Are you Money Bags, one of the richest villains in Petropolis?" Jack asks.

"Yeah." Money Bags sniffs. "And who the hell are you?"

"My name is Jack." Jack started. "Jack Rabbit."

Then he gives Money Bags his card.

"Jack Rabbit? I've heard of you." Money Bags started. "You used to be Katswell's old partner, who then went on his own. You came back, to 'recruit' Katswell for your own company & tried to drain her brain of all the secret agent top secrets shit & sell them to super villains."

"Yep. That's right." Jack said, as he held his head up high, as the audience laughs. "I would've succeeded too, if it weren't for that meddling mutt!"

The audience laughs at the overused Scooby-Doo line.

"Yeah." Money Bags said.

"Then I got out of prison after several months & pretended that I was good and went out on a date with Kitty." Jack started. "But unfortunately, Dippy somehow switched brains with her, & he outsmarted me again, thus sending me back to jail!"

"You dated, Katswell?" Money Bags asked.

"Yeah." Jack said. "But I was only pretending."

"Oh." Money Bags said. "Good thing. I was about to say, that cats should marry cats. No other species."

"Oh." Jack mutters. "You're one of those people."

"Yep." Money Bags said.

Jack then thinks.

"Money Bags?" he said. "Didn't you go to Secret Agent College?"

Money Bags aims her gun at his head.

"Don't you even fuckin' dare!" she shouted. "No one's gonna drain my brain!"

Jack puts on a nervous smile.

"Okay! Okay! The thought's gone!" he says quickly & nervously, as the audience laughs.

"Good!" Money Bags said, as she puts her gun down. "So, Jack. What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to buy a weapon, to stop Kitty's & Dougie's wedding!" he said, as the audience laughs at him getting Dudley's name wrong again. "And you?"

"I'm doing the same thing as you." Money Bags started. "Except, I wanna kill that mutt, she loves."

"Oh!" Jack said.

Money Bags then thinks.

"Hey, Jack. How about, we both join forces to stop that fucking wedding?" she suggested.

"Yeah!" Jack said. "We both can stop Dorky for good! And I'll kidnap Kitty & finally drain her brain of her top secrets!"

"And that mutt will be dead!" Money Bags says in a evil voice.

Then they both started laughing maniacally & long.

"Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!" they laughed evilly.

Then the store clerk walks up to them.

"So, are you two are gonna by something?" he asks, as the audience laughs.

"Yes, my fine sir." Money Bags said, as she grabs the Megadogstopper 5.0. "There, done!"

"Good." the store clerk said. "I'll check you both out."

Then they go to the check-out.

"Cash or charge?" the clerk asks.

Jack takes out his S.T.U.F.F. credit card.

"No, Jack." Money Bags said, as she takes out wads of money, as the audience laughs. "I'm paying for this!"

Then she gives the clerk the money.

"Keep the change." Money Bags said, as Jeeves & Jack took their weapons.

"Paper or plastic?" the clerk asked, as the audience laughs.

"Neither!" Jack said.

"Okay." the store clerk said. "Thank you for shopping at Sellafield's for your evil destruction needs."

"Let's go stop that wedding!" Money Bags said evilly.

"Yeah!" Jack said.

"Come on, Jeeves." Money Bags orders.

"Yes, madame." Jeeves said.

Then they all leave Sellafield's.

"Another day. Another dollar." the store clerk said, as the audience laughs.

Hours later.

All of the wedding guests was arriving at the DeLisle Park Church now.

The Chief was the church usher for the occasion.

Mini TUFF walks in wearing their nicest clothes.

"Hey there, Mini TUFF." he greeted.

"Hey, Chief!" Mini TUFF greeted back.

"Are you friends with the bride or the groom?" he asks.

"Uh, we're both of their friends." the minis said.

"Oh!" the Chief said. "I'm still buzzed."

The audience laughs.

"We can tell." the minis said, as the audience laughs.

"Well, sit in the front row." the Chief said.

"Okay." the minis said.

Then they go to the seats, that was in the front row.

Then Penny walks in.

"Are you friends with the bride or groom?" the Chief asks.

"Bride." Penny said.

"Sit in the left side of the church with the rest of the bride's friends." the Chief said.

So, Penny goes inside.

Mercedes walks in.

"I'm with her." Mercedes said.

"Okay." the Chief said.

Mercedes follows Penny.

Jersey walks in.

"Are you friends with the bride or groom?" the Chief asks.

"Hey, they're both of my friends." Jersey said.

"Sit in the front row, please." the Chief said.

Then Jersey goes to the front row.

Keswick walks up.

"What's your name?" the Chief asks, as the audience laughs.

"Chief. You kn-kn-know me." Keswick says.

"Name, please?" the Chief said.

"Fine!" Keswick sniffs. "Keswick."

The Chief looks at the clipboard.

"Nope. There's no Keswick on here." he said, as the audience laughs.

"Oh! I ma-ma-mean, Herbert Dumbrowski." Keswick said, as the audience laughs.

"Herbert Dumbrowski." the Chief said. "It says, that you're supposed to be a church usher."

Keswick takes the clipboard.

"Name pla-pla-please?" Keswick asks.

"Herbert Dumbrowski." the Chief said.

"Sorry. Not on the list." Keswick said, as the audience laughs.

"But that's impossible!?" the Chief asks, as the audience laughs.

It shows Dudley in his dressing room, struggling to put on his tie.

"Dammit!" he sniffs, as the audience laughs.

Then he covers up his mouth.

"I mustn't say that word in a church!" he said.

Then he started doing a sign.

"God! Forgive me." he said, as the audience laughs.

Then there was a knock on his door.

"Come in!" Dudley called.

Charlie walks in.

He was wearing black tux & tie.

"So, are you ready, little brother?" he asks.

"Yeah!" Dudley said, as he continues struggling with his tie. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Here. Lemme help you, little brother." Charlie said, as he took his tie.

Then he ties it up right.

"There." Charlie said.

"Thanks, bro." Dudley said.

"Anytime, little bro." Charlie said. "So, are you ready to wed?"

"Yes." Dudley said. "Let's go."

"Okay." Charlie said.

Then they leave the dressing room.

"Wait a minute, Charlie." Dudley said.

"What is it, little bro?" Charlie asks.

"I just gotta do something first." Dudley said.

Then he starts dancing.

The audience laughs & whoos at this.

"There. Done!" Dudley said.

"What was that about?" Charlie asks.

"I was just enjoying my last few seconds, as a Bachelor." Dudley said. "Okay. I'm ready."

"Alright." Charlie said.

Then both brothers go to the altar.

In Kitty's dressing room.

Kitty was getting ready.

She was putting on makeup, which made her look prettier than usual.

The audience whoos at her appearance.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in." she said.

Roz enters.

She was wearing a dark emerald green bridesmaid dress & dark emerald closed toed high heels.

The audience whoos at her appearance.

"Are you almost ready, sis?" she asks.

"Yes, Roz." Kitty said.

"Good." Roz said. "There's someone here to see you."

"Send them in!" Kitty said.

"Okay." Roz said. "Come on in!"

Then a tan cat with black hair, green eyes, wearing a nice dark blue dress & black pumps walks in.

"SIS!" she called.

"Gabriella!" Kitty called.

Then Gabriella runs up to her & hugs her.

"I can't believe, that my older sister is getting married!" Gabriella exclaims. "I just had to come here & see it for myself!"

"Well, it's true, little sister." Kitty said, as she applies some red lipstick.

"So, who's the lucky guy?" Gabriella asks, as the audience laughs.

"His name's; Dudley Puppy." Kitty answers.

"You mean, your partner?" Gabriella asks.

"Yes." Kitty said.

"You must really love him, huh?" Gabriella asks.

"Yes." Kitty said.

"I hope, he takes care of you, older sister." Gabriella said. "Well, I'll be waiting with the rest of the family."

Then she leaves.

"I was about to say the very same thing, sis." Roz said, as the audience laughs. "Looks like, she beat me to it."

"That's okay, Rozzie." Kitty said.

"I just can't believe it." Roz started. "You're marrying, Duds!"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "I sure am. I wish, dad was here to see this."

"Yeah." Roz said. "But he was too busy with his schedule."

Then there was a knock on the door.

"We're ready." said a voice.

"Okay!" Kitty called out. "Put my veil on, please?"

"Alright." Roz said, as she puts on Kitty's veil. "Goodbye, Kitty Katswell."

The audience awws at this sisterly sign of affection.

"Thanks, sis." Kitty said, as Roz opens up the door.

There standing outside the door, was Mini Kitty & Mini Roz.

"Hey, Kitty!" they greeted.

"Hello, minis." Kitty greeted.

"What do we get to do?" they asked.

"Well, you two get to be the flower girls." Kitty said.

"That's great!" the mini twins exclaims, as the audience laughs. "But who's gonna help you with your train?"

"I gave that job to two boys named; Chico & Smokey." Kitty said.

Just then, the two cat brothers walks up, wearing black tuxedos.

"We're here, Mrs. Katswell!" they said.

"Okay, boys." Kitty said. "Grab hold of it."

Then Smokey & Chico did.

"Now, let's go." Kitty said.

At the Altar.

Everyone was waiting.

The bridal march begins.

Everyone looks & Mini Kitty & Mini Roz comes out first, throwing flower pedals.

Then came Roz, as the head bridesmaid, with Karey, Catastrophe, & Chaos as the other bridesmaids. And last, but not least; the bride Kitty, with Chico & Smokey carrying her train.

The guests took photos of her, as she walked up to the altar.

Dudley was in awe, when he saw how pretty Kitty looked.

"She's pretty, bro." Charlie whispers to him.

"Ja! She is, Agent Puppy brother." Rabies also whispered to him.

"I know, Best man." Dudley said, as the audience laughs. "I know."

Kitty reaches the altar now.

"Hi, Dudley." she whispers.

Dudley smiles widely, as the audience laughs.

The music ends & the reverend starts to speak.

"Brothers & sisters. We are gathered here today to join this cat & this dog in holy matrimony." he said.

Then he continues on.

It shows outside of the church now.

Money Bags' limo pulls up in front.

They get out of it.

"So, when are we suppose to know, when to interrupt?" Jack asks.

"We just rush in there." Money Bags said. "Duh!"

"Right. Right." Jack said, as the audience laughs. "So, we rush in now?"

"YEAH!" Money Bags sniffs. "NOW!"

"Alrighty then." Jack said.

Then they rush into the church.

It shows the reverend now.

"Now, whoever objects to this union getting married, please say it now or forever hold your peace." he said.

Then Money Bags & Jack rushes in.

Everyone gasps for some stupid reason.

"I OBJECT!" Money Bags shouted.

"ME TOO!" Jack also shouted.

Kitty & Dudley turns to them.

"Jack!" Dudley said.

"Dippy." Jack said, screwing up Dudley's name again, as the audience laughs.

"It's Dudley! Get it right!" Dudley shouted, as the audience laughs.

"Whatever." Jack said, as the audience laughs.

"Money Bags!" Kitty sniffs.

"Katswell." Money Bags said.

The reverend turns to Money Bags & Jack.

"Why do you two don't want this union to form?" he asks.

"Because." Money Bags started. "I don't want her to marry him!"

"Yeah!" Jack said. "This dog is a idiot!"

"That's right!" Money Bags said.

"And I want to marry Kitty for myself!" Jack said, as he went for Kitty.

"WHAT!?" Money Bags exclaims. "I don't want you to marry her, either! I want her to marry someone of her species! Not some damn mutt or a filthy rabbit!"

"I'm a filthy rabbit?" Jack asks. "I'm a filthy rabbit!?"

"Yes, you are!" Money Bags said, as she grabs the Megadogstopper 5.0 and aims it at Dudley. "Time to say nighty-night, mongrel!"

Then she shoots off the weapon.

Dudley jumps out of the way.

"DUDLEY!" Kitty shouted.

Jack grabs Kitty.

"Now, Kitty." he started. "You will marry me & become Mrs. Jack Rabbit!"

Then he aims the UltraDoom 5000 at the reverend.

"Now, marry us!" he shouted. "If you know, what's good for you!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dudley shouted.

Then he growls & gives Jack a Super Ultra Puppy punch, thus knocking Jack out, unconscious.

Then Kitty karate kicks the Megadogstopper 5.0 out of Money Bags' hands.

The weapon falls onto the floor & Roz picks it up.

"LET'S GET THEM!" the Chief shouted.

Then everyone started beating the hell out of Money Bags & Jack.

The audience laughs, applaudes, & cheers to this.

30 minutes later.

Money Bags & Jack was being carried away to jail, by the TUFF police.

Money Bags had bandages all over her & a sling on her arm.

"Just wait until, I get out again!" she shouted. "I'll make you sorry! All of you!"

"Oh, shut the fuck up!" Kitty shouted, as Money Bags & Jack into the TUFF paddy wagon, and it takes off.

"Now." the Chief started. "Back to the wedding!"

"YEAH!" Everyone shouted, as the audience laughs.

Then they go back inside the church & the wedding continues.

The reverend continues.

"Dudley Puppy." he said. "Do you take Kitty Katswell to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

"I do." Dudley said.

Then the reverend turns to Kitty.

"Kitty Katswell." he started. "Do you take Dudley Puppy to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

"I do." Kitty said.

"If anyone, who wants to object to this union, speak up now or forever hold your peace." the reverend said.

No one says anything.

"By the power invested in me, I pronounce you husband & wife." the reverend said. "You may kiss the bride!"

And at that moment; Dudley pulls Kitty close and lays a big passionate kiss on her sexy lips.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Dudley said, as he kisses her.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" Kitty said, as she enjoys the kiss.

Everyone cheers & applaudes, as did the audience.

"Time for the reception now!" Karey shouted.

It shows the Chief crying.

"I just love weddings, Keswick!" he said, as he blows his nose on Keswick's tux.

The audience laughs at this.

"That's my ba-ba-best tux!" Keswick sniffs, as the audience laughs.

Then everyone goes to the reception now.

At the reception.

Everyone was having a great time.

The families were getting to know each other. The Chief was getting drunk, & the guests were eating or having fun.

Kitty & Dudley was standing at the wedding cake, which had two miniature figures of them on top.

They were ready to cut into it.

Carmen & Peg had their digital cameras.

"Ready?" they asked them.

"Yeah!" the new married couple said.

"1. 2. 3!" Carmen & Peg said.

Then they took their pictures, as Kitty & Dudley cut into the cake together.

The audience applaudes to this.

"Time for cake!" Kitty announced.

Then she serves everyone the cake & the party continues.

The Chief holds up his little glass.

"To Agents Katswell & Puppy." he said drunkenly, as the audience laughs. "The best...I so fuckin' drunk right now!"

"We know!" everyone said in a bored tone, as the audience laughs.

Roz raises her glass.

"I would like to make a toast." she started.

Everyone looks at her.

"When I first joined TUFF last year. I never known, that my two partners. My older twin & Dudley would marry each other." she said, as she looks at Kitty & Dudley with a smile on her face. "I would always thought, that they would always be boyfriend & girlfriend. To my two partners."

Then everyone clink their glasses & drink the champagne.

Minutes later, Kitty picks up her bouquet.

"Time to throw the bouquet!" she shouted to the bridesmaid.

"YEAH!" all of the bridesmaids cheered, as the audience laughs.

Then Kitty throws the bouquet.

The bridesmaids scrambled to get it.

Roz picks it up.

"I got it!" she exclaims.

Catastrophe pouts.

"Fuck! I wanted the bouquet!" she sniffs, as she kicks a can.

The audience laughs.

Kitty smiles.

"Oh, Catastrophe." she said.

"What?" Catastrophe asks.

"This." Kitty said.

Then she gives Catastrophe a long & passionate kiss.

The audience whoos at this sexy scene.

Then Kitty breaks off the kiss.

"There. Did you like that?" she asks Catastrophe.

"JA!" Catastrophe exclaims with a smile on her face, as the audience whoos & laughs.

"I'm glad." Kitty said.

Then she gives Catastrophe another bouquet.

"Here you go, Catastrophe." Kitty said.

"JA! I've got one! I've got one!" Catastrophe shouted, as she holds her bouquet high with pride. "Thankink you, Katswell darlink! Thankink you!"

"You're welcome, Catastrophe." Kitty said, as she went over to Dudley.

"Ready for another kiss, my wonderful wife?" Dudley asks.

"Hell, yeah!" Kitty exclaims.

Then they kiss again, with Dudley feeling on Kitty's sexy thighs.

The audience whoos at this sexy scene.

The kissing soon stops.

"Ready to take our first dance, as husband & wife?" Dudley asks.

"Yes, honey." Kitty said.

"Alright, then." Dudley said.

Then the floor clears off, as the newly wedded couple started slow-dancing with each other.

It was later now.

The reception was winding down now.

All of the guests was standing outside, waiting for Kitty & Dudley to depart the church and get into the limo, & leave for their honeymoon.

The minis had some small tubes of soap bubbles.

While everyone else had confetti & rice.

"This is the best wedding, I ever went to!" Gabriella exclaims. "Matter of fact. This is my first one, that I ever went to!"

The audience laughs at this.

"This is da best fuckin' wedding, that I ever went to!" Jersey exclaims. "This is better than my brother's!"

Then Dudley & Kitty runs out of the church now.

Everyone cheers & applaudes for the newlywed couple.

They threw the confetti & rice, as the minis & some kids started blowing bubbles.

Kitty & Dudley stop right in front of their mothers.

"Well, mom." Dudley started. "I'm finally married."

"Oh, Dudley. I'm so happy for you!" Peg exclaims.

"I'm so happy for my little girl!" said Carmen happily. "Now go out there & bring me back some grandkids!"

"Mom!" Kitty blushes, as the audience laughs.

"What?" Carmen asks. "I do want some grandkids."

"Okay, mom." Kitty said.

"Now, you kids go have fun on your honeymoon now." Peg said. "You hear?"

"Yes, mom!" Kitty & Dudley said in unison, as the audience laughs.

Then the newlyweds get into their limo now.

All of the guests applaudes.

The Chief was crying.

"I just love weddings!" he said, as he blows his nose onto Keswick's tux again.

"Da-Da-Dammit!" Keswick sniffs, as the audience laughs.

Kitty rolls down the limo window.

"Bye, everyone!" she called. "We'll see you in a month!"

Then she looks at the camera.

"Thank you for reading the first season of The Kitty Katswell Show." Kitty said. "I really hope, that you had fun reading it. This is Kitty Katswell-Puppy, signing out!"

Then she blows out a kiss & smiles sexually.

The limo windows rolls up & the limo takes off, with a sign that said; 'Finally married' on its back.

All of the guests cheered & applauded, as the audience cheers and applaudes.

The new Kitty Katswell Show theme plays, as the credits rolls & the audience applaudes.

Hope you enjoyed my fic. Tune in to next month for season 2!

The End