Actual story (horrible as it is) – regular font

My commentary – bold

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Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz Oh dear god, let's end this now. (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Few things I wanna say about these four horrible sentences:

Never say "fangz" or "goffik." It makes you, as Tara would say, a prep or a poser.

What is wrong with gay or lesbian people?

"Bloodytearz666." That means "Idiot, idiot, 666" in English. You know, that language Tara's failing at using?

This Raven/bloodytearz666 did a HORRIBLE job at helping "wif da story and spelling." But hey, at least she spelled "spelling" right!

Who the bloody hell is Justin?

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Are you sure it's not Mary fuckin' Sue? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) You were born with hair? Fascinating. Lots of babies are born bald. But you're just that special. with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). Damn me for knowing who she is! And damn you for your incredibly long run on sentence. Ever hear of punctuation? I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. THAT'S not incest! I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. Once again, you're just that special, aren't you? I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). Hey! You know simple math! I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) You must be one of those goth posers I met in Florida that made fun of me for having bushy hair and wearing a lot of black! and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. …I'm ashamed that I love that store. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. Oh. My. God. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, Wait, if you have "pale white skin," why are you wearing foundation? black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining To quote nano-desu13, the apocalypse is nigh! so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Aren't you the nicest goth bitch ever?

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER?

"What's up Draco?" I asked. WHY AREN'T YOU WALKING AWAY?

"Nothing." he said shyly. STOP BEING SHY! YOU'RE NOT SHY!

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. BEST. ENDING. EVER.

AN: IS it good? No. PLZ tell me fangz! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT "FANGZ?"