A/N: Yeah! Second random chapter! Thanks to all who reviewed! Check out their profiles! They're amazing people!

We wrote this chapter 'cause recess and lunch is boring. Seriously.

BTW: Bee is my sis, LittleD is my bro

Warnings: OOCness, randomness, and it's just plain strange.

Disclaimer: My friend and I do not own Lord of the Rings. I don't even own my brother or sister.

The dumb princess was crying 'cause she was locked in her stupid tower of which was covered in kryptonite, so that even Superman couldn't save her.

Then her best friend Dofro (he is a bird) flew in. " Magic Chocolate save my chicken!"

"Hi Dofro. Guess what? We're underground!"

" What? I flew in here! Did I fly in on a magic football?

Weeiiirrrd… Uhhhh… Yeah?

Are you kidding? I a bird! Not Payton Manning!

Who's Payton Manning? Anyway… then they hear shout. Guess whooo?

Bilbo? Wait, where are we going with this? Your turn.

Uhmmm… I have no friggin' clue. But no. It was SUPERMAN! With a sleeping Bilbo on his back! Ha!

I thought Bilbo died and the tower was covered with kryptonite.

So? Your point iiiisss?

I don't know.

Ok, so what now? Oh, I know. The princess is Superman's girlfriend!

Really?

Yes, now get back to the story Cassidy! NOW!

:P

Grrrrr… Cassidy! NOW!

Okay superman put Bilbo on the ground, gave the princess a nut, and flew off.

Ok… see you next chapter.

Me: So Bee and LittleD, what do you think?

Bee: Weeell… you should change this…(Blah, blah, blah)

LittleD: Check this out! (Throws beyblade across room)

Me: Grrr… Just tell the peeps what I told you to tell them!

LittleD: Review.

Me: What's the magic wooorrrrd?

Bee: Please?

Me: Right… Put them together.

B&LD: Review please!

Me: Good job! As a reward, I will give you hugs!

(Everyone hugs)

Me: Okay, peeps, review!