Breaking a Record

Disclaimer: I don't own TDI, TDA, or TDWT or its characters, Duncan and Courtney. All of that is owned by Teletoon. What I do own is the idea to make this story.

It was a warm, sunny May afternoon in the town of Toronto. Where we are focusing right now is the Evan residence, home to the juvenile delinquent himself, Duncan Evans. He was currently home alone with his yearlong girlfriend, Courtney Garcia. Duncan's family was away on a trip to visit his relatives, but left Duncan behind for his latest crime, spray painting the police station where his parents worked. Though, they never said he couldn't have guests over.

The unlikely pair was sitting on a coach watching a TV show called, The Soup, when Duncan decided to have some fun. "Hey Princess, did you know the world's longest kiss was about 46 hours?" he asked his girlfriend. Courtney raised an eyebrow, "No... I didn't know that." Duncan smirked, "You wanna break it?" He asked her. The former CIT wrinkled her nose in disgust. "No!" She exclaimed.

"Please? C'mon, you'll actually have your name in a book! Think about what the college people or whatever would think of that!" Duncan persisted.

"No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"NO!"

"Please, Princess?" Duncan asked her again, this time widening his eyes making them look innocent. Courtney tried to avoid his gaze but felt his stare on her. She sighed, "Fine!" Duncan smirked, "Alright!" He exclaimed and kissed his Princess. Like all their past kisses before, they felt their stomachs flip and their hearts flutter. This is going to be an enjoyable 47 hours, Duncan thought to himself.

*Three hours later*

It was now seven o'clock and the pair had stopped trying to kiss since the first hour and a half went by. Now just had their lips pressed together. Courtney drummed her fingers carelessly on her PDA, starting to get tired but was not going to be the first one to give up. "What time is it?" she asked but it came out more like, "Hm hmhm hmm?" Duncan raised an eyebrow. "What?" He asked, but since their lips were together it came out as, "Hmm?" Courtney repeated herself, "Hm hmhm hm?"

"Hmm?"

"Hm hmhm hm!"

"Hmm?"

Courtney arched her eyebrows in anger. "Hm! Hm! HMHM!" She mumbled furiously.

"... Hmm?" Duncan asked once again. That was enough to break apart their lips with a slight pop noise and yelled furiously, "WHAT TIME IS IT?" Duncan rubbed his lips in pain, "Damn, who knew that kissing for three hours straight can hurt like hell when you break apart." He said, more to himself than his girlfriend. Courtney looked at him confusingly, "What? I don't feel any-Ow!" She touched her lips as the pain burned through them. She rubbed them gingerly. "Okay, let's never, ever, do this again. Got it?" She told her punk boyfriend. "Sure," he said as he too, rubbed his lips.

...

"I wonder what the record is for the longest round of sex."

... Slap

AN: Okay, to all the people who have read Bloody Moon, I am really sorry for not updating! Seriously, I am! Even my best friend is mad that I haven't posted it even though I told her why. I promise I will post the next chapter during the weekend. And to tell you the truth, I haven't posted the next chapter because it is kinda boring... *Dodges tomato* Hey! I'm being honest! Anyway, expect it on the weekend. Oh, and yes, I know this was pretty short and stupid, but I thought it was funny.