Disclaimer: I still don't own Ronin Warriors. That I don't. I also don't own a bunch of other things that could possibly be mentioned through this story.

Yulie appeared in another place and immediately began searching for Sara. He knew he was to look for the blonde warrior however when he came upon her, it was to his surprise that she wasn't what he expected to find. For somehow Sara was a raccoon.

Sara sat on the ground, trying to fold her arms in disgust but found it difficult so she stuck to scowling instead, or at least as scowling as she could manage "How did I end up becoming a raccoon?"

Orca shrugged, "Well you can be the cutest raccoon in the world," she suggested.

Without missing a beat, Yulie exclaimed, "Sara! The Great Tiki God, Ryo, needs your help to be saved from Talpa the Evil Beaver God!"

Sara gasped, "I shall go save him!" however she looked around, "But I do not know where to go."

Yulie continued to explain, "You need to go to the Grand Elder Tiki City!"

"But how do I get there?" She asked starting to get impatient.

"Follow the foamy block road!" Yulie announced.

Sara blinked a few times, "I thought it was the yellow brick road."

Somehow a second Yulie appeared and repeated, "Follow the foamy block road!" Then to Sara's horror even more copies of Yulie appeared all repeating, "Follow the foamy block road!" until they were all synchronized and began to same, "Follow the foamy block road! Follow the foamy block road! Follow follow follow follow follow the foamy block road!"

Sara began backing up slowly, "Okay I get it." As all the Yulie's continued to sing she took this as her opportunity to scamper away, as raccoons do, in terror.

Once Sara was gone all the Yulie's vanished until only one remained, "See how helpful I was?" he asked proudly.

Orca rolled her eyes, "Whatever your part is done now."

Yulie looked at the two narrators and never expected the trap door to appear below him as he fell through. Hamster looked down at the trap door with a smile, "No more Yulie!"

Sara was continuing to run to the best of her ability and was finally starting to slow down. She was determined now to save Ryo. Or at least she would have been until, "Oh shiny!" she exclaimed as something caught her eye. She blinked a few times and slapped herself in the face when she realized what she said, "Stupid raccoon body." She muttered. Then it was like she wasn't listening to herself as she began walking towards the shiny object, "No! Halt. Do some… thing… shiny…" she tried to object but found herself to fascinated by whatever it was. She picked up the shiny object and shook it.

To her surprise the object exclaimed, "Oi! Stop that!" with a strong Australian accent. Sara looked over the object, which appeared to be a snail.

Orca coughed, "A snail… with an accent? No! Avon can't be a snail!"

Hamster grinned, "Well she is. This is what you get for turning Sara into a raccoon."

Sara ignored the narrators and turned the snail right side up, "Avon! I am sorry."

Avon just looked back with her snaily eyes, "It's alright, mate." She said.

Sara sighed, this was just getting silly if you asked her. Finally she asked, "Avon, would you care to join me in the saving of Ryo?"

Avon would shrug if she could, "It's not like I have better things to do. But you'll have to carry me. I am a snail."

Sara shook her head and sighed again, "Stupid narrators." She then carefully placed Avon on her shoulder and repeated to herself the directions Yulie had given, "Follow the foamy block road."

"Why do I feel like singing a song?" Avon asked.

Sara rolled her eyes and began following the road. The two continued on for some time on their way to save Ryo. However it probably would have gone faster if Sara would stop being distracted by shiny objects she found along the way. Under her breath she muttered, "Damn raccooniness…"

Avon paused, "'Raccooniness'? That's not even a word."

"I do not care anymore," Sara mumbled, "My feet hurt and this is taking too long."

Avon sighed, "It doesn't help you're a tiny little thing and have short little legs…"

"At least I have legs."

Avon grumbled, "If I had a tongue, I'd stick it out at you right now…"

Orca watched the two heroines continue to walk along the road and then exclaimed, "They're boring. We need some excitement! Let's go see what Talpa is up to!"

Author's note: Poor Ronin Warriors. They need more love. :( Anyway. Err short chapter is short, but it worked as a good break point.