"What's up with you?" David asked Blaine, who was currently staring off into space with a small smile on his lips.
"I have to tell you guys something," Blaine said excitedly.
"What is it?" Wes asked.
"I think…I'm in love with Kurt." Blaine said after a while.
"Well, it's about time." David patted Blaine on the shoulder. "I was starting to wonder if you'd ever come to terms with your feelings for him."
"You knew?" Blaine asked with a confused look on his face.
"Blaine, the entire school knows," Wes said slowly. "They only had to see your performance of Teenage Dream to know you had a thing for Kurt."
"I didn't even know who he was then."
"But you were practically having eye sex with him," David rolled his eyes.
"Whatever," Blaine shook his head at his laughing friends. "I need your help."
"With what?" Wes asked.
"I want to tell Kurt how I feel," Blaine explained. "Through song."
"What's with you and telling people you like them through song?" David asked.
"Need we remind you about the horrible incident at the gap?" Wes added.
"Shut up," Blaine glared at his smirking friends. "And besides, when I first brought up that idea to Kurt, when he had thought it was for him, he seemed really excited about it."
"Okay, so do you the Warblers to back you up while you sing?" David asked.
"No, I want to do this on my own. But the thing is, I don't know what to sing. I need the perfect song that will express my feelings for him."
"What about I Want To Hold Your Hand?" Wes suggested after a while. "It's a pretty good song and Kurt seems to like the Beatles. He sang Blackbird after all."
"That sounds like a great idea!" Blaine said after a while. "Thanks guys! I owe you one."
-.-.-.-
"I want to hold your hand," Blaine sang the line and looked expectantly at Kurt.
Kurt had a small smile on his face and an expression in his eyes that Blaine couldn't quite read.
"Kurt?" Blaine asked after a few minutes had gone by and Kurt still hadn't said anything.
"Oh, sorry, Blaine," Kurt shook his head and smiled at Blaine."That song just made meKurt?" Blaine asked after a few minutes had gone by and Kurt still hadn't said anything.
"Oh, sorry, Blaine," Kurt shook his head and smiled at Blaine."That song just made me think of my dad."
"Your dad?" Blaine asked incredulously. That was not the reaction he was expecting from Kurt.
"Yeah," Kurt nodded. "Do you remember how I told you he had a heart attack earlier this year and was in the hospital for a while? I was really upset during all that and I sang I Want To Hold Your Hand to kind of help express myself. Though, I sang a sadder sounding version of it."
"Oh." Blaine smiled at Kurt while he mentally berated himself. That definitely didn't go as planned. Now, he had to think of a new song.
-.-.-.-
"Will you stop laughing?" Blaine glared at Wes and David. He had gone to them and told them what had happened with Kurt and they burst into laughter.
"S-sorry," Wes was the first to stop laughing. "But you got to admit, that was pretty funny. You sang a song to try and tell him your feelings for him, but he ended up thinking about his dad instead."
"Will you help me think of another song?"
"How about Bruno Mars?" David suggested after a while.
"Marry You is a pretty good song." Wes spoke up.
"If we wake up and we wanna break up, that's cool?" Blaine looked at his friend in disbelief. "That's not exactly the message I want to get across."
"What about Just the Way You Are?" David suggested.
"That's a good one," Blaine said after giving it some thought.
"Let us know how it goes!" David called after Blaine as he left the commons to go find Kurt.
-.-.-.-
"Hey, what do you think about Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars?" Blaine asked when he finally found Kurt. He wanted to make sure that Kurt couldn't connect thing song with anything else before he went through with singing.
"That's a pretty good song," Kurt answered with a small smile on his face. "Did you know that Finn sang it to me?"
"What?" Blaine's eyebrows shot up to his hairline.
"Yeah," Kurt nodded. "At my parent's wedding. He went into this speech about how we're brothers now and he was going to do his best to be a good brother to me or something along those lines. Then he and the rest of New Directions sang it for me."
Blaine suppressed the frustrated growl that was climbing up his through. Yet another song he couldn't sing to Kurt.
"I would have appreciated it better if he remembered to change all the 'she's' in the song, though," Kurt continued. "But, it was still sweet. And by the second half of it he was pretty much singing it to Rachel though. Why? Are you looking for songs to sing for your solo at regionals?"
"Yeah," Blaine nodded. "That's it."
-.-.-.-
"How did it go?" Wes asked when Blaine walked into the library and sat down across from him. David sat beside him and looked at Blaine expectantly.
"I didn't go through with it."
"Why not?" David asked.
"I asked him what he thought about it first in case it reminds him of someone else."
"And…?" Wes and David looked at Blaine questioningly.
"His step-brother sang it to him during their parents' wedding." Blaine replied dismally.
"Wow, what are the odds of that?" Wes commented.
-.-.-.-
"Didn't go too well?" David asked when he saw the frown on Blaine's face as he came back from yet another attempt at trying to serenade Kurt. Since Blaine had taken a while to return this time, he thought that it had gone well.
"Apparently Finn sang I'll Stand By You when he thought Quinn was having his baby."
"Finn has a baby? Quinn's the blonde one who sang at sectionals, right?" Wes asked curiously.
"He thought he got Quinn pregnant last year." Blaine answered. "I mentioned it and Kurt launched into this story about how Quinn got drunk and she and Puck had sex and she got pregnant. But she was dating Finn at the time so she tried to pass it off as his. Then Finn sang that song to the unborn child he thought was his."
"That's…odd." David commented.
"Now I have to find another song." Blaine buried his face in his hands.
-.-.-.-
"Faithfully didn't work out either?" David asked with an amused expression on his face.
"Don't tell me that Finn guy sang it again?" Wes asked.
"Well, he did sing it, at regionals last year," Blaine answered. "But no, Journey apparently makes him think of his old glee director, Mr. Shuester, who apparently had an obsession with the band and made them sing pretty much every Journey song known to man."
"What song hasn't his step brother sang?" David asked. Blaine could only shrug in response.
-.-.-.-
"Endless Love didn't go so well?" Wes looked up from the book he was reading.
Blaine sighed and plopped down onto his bed and let out a groan of frustration. "Rachel and Mr. Shuester sang it when they were going through ballads. And apparently it was kind of freaked him out because it was Rachel and their teacher, so no, that song is a bad idea."
-.-.-.-
"Why don't you choose a song that you and Kurt can sing together?" David suggested at breakfast. "Make it a duet."
"That's a good idea, but, what song?"
"Lucky?" Wes suggested while he picked at his muffin. "You and Kurt were best friends first, right?"
When Blaine met up with Wes and David, they didn't' have to ask to know that it was, yet again, another bad song choice.
"Who sang it this time?" David asked.
"Sam and Quinn, the two blondes from sectionals," Blaine answered. "They had a duets competition where everyone had to pair up and sing a duet. Kurt had originally asked Sam to sing with him, but then changed his mind because people would have given him a hard time for signing a song with another guy. So, Kurt ended up singing a duet by himself."
"That's kind of sad," Wes said with a small frown.
-.-.-.-
"I give up!" Blaine threw his hands up in defeat. "Every song we come up with, either someone already sang it to him, or it reminded him of something or someone. Is there any song out there that his old glee club hasn't sung?"
"I'm pretty sure we can come up with something," Wes and David watched as Blaine paced in front of them.
"You know what?" Blaine stopped pacing and looked at his two friends who were seated on his bed. "I give up. I'm just going to go find him and tell him what I think instead of trying to get it out through song."
The two boy watched as their frustrated friend stormed out of the room in search of Kurt.
"Hopefully this time, he won't come back looking all upset because he couldn't get his feelings across for one reason or another." Wes commented when the door slammed shut.
"The aliens on Pluto could see Kurt's feelings for Blaine," David rolled his eyes and went back to the magazine he had been flipping through. "If Blaine wasn't so oblivious when it came to Kurt, they would have gotten together months ago and he wouldn't have had to go through all the trouble of finding and practicing a song to sing to Kurt.
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Honestly, I don't even know. I came across a prompt while I was going through one of the glee meme's a while back. I can't remember which one it was, I think it was the fluff meme. This story basically fills that prompt. I would have posted a link to the prompt but I can't find it anywhere. I read it a while ago and it just popped into my head for some reason so I decided to write it. Excuse my sad attempt at humor. I would love to hear what you guys thought about it though.