A very short one-shot. The first time I ever watched Gohan do his Great Saiyaman poses, I literally fell off my chair. So did my brother. It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. And that's saying a lot. They were worse that the Ginyu Force! So here is a somewhat AU in which Gohan realized how stupid his moves were.

Gohan and his family were heading toward the Lookout with Videl. They were celebrating the one year anniversary of the defeat of Majin Buu. Everyone was going to be there. Vegeta, Piccolo, Tien, Chaotzu, Master Roshi, etc.

It would be fun to be with the gang. He had enough stress in school, with people staring at him now his big secret was out. He was Gold Fighter and the Great Saiyaman. He can fly. The newspaper club is now writing long, front page articles on how he was an alien who came to Earth under the command of the great Kami.

And then there were those girls.

They were like vultures, just patrolling around, waiting for a chance to snag him when he was free. Darn, they were annoying.

But then Gohan smiled inwardly. He was very glad to have Videl, who savoured every moment in beating them into pulp if they ever got him.

He fervently thank the Fates (not Dende, thank you very much. He has nothing to do with fate) again for having Videl as a girlfriend.

"Hey, niisan!" Goten's voice jerked him out of his reverie.

"Whassup, Goten?" He asked.

"Are you going to show everyone your cool poses?"

Gohan grinned. "Sure, why not?"

Videl, though, groaned. "Save me your retarded moves, Gohan. I would appreciate it if you just dropped them."

Gohan stuck out his tongue childishly.

"Gohan, where did you get your moves anyways?" his father spoke this time.

"Err… I don't know. It's just instinct."

Goku frowned, deep in thought. "They just look very familiar, only I can't quite recall them (AN: Guess where they come from. :P)

~~~On the Lookout~~~

People were chattering happily, sipping drinks and eating snacks, with the obvious exception of Piccolo.

"Niisan, you promised!" Goten appeared out of nowhere next to Gohan. Oh right! He was supposed to show everyone his Great Saiyaman poses.

"Alright, squirt, I just need to get everyone's attention."

"EVERYONE! GOHAN'S GONNA SHOW YOU ALL SOMETHING COOL!" Goten yelled out. Gohan winced at his loud voice. All head turned toward him.

"Right… um… Goten wanted me to show you all my Great Saiyaman poses."

"Wait, you're Great Saiyaman?" Tien questioned. He was out of touch with the Z gang for over a year.

"Yeah…" Gohan said. "So, here it goes."

Then he struck a few VERY ridiculous moves. After he was finished they all sweat dropped (except Goten). Krillin, Vegeta, and Goku were roaring with laughter.

"Don't you HAHA remember HAHAHAHA where you got HAHAHAHAHAHA them?" Krillin managed to choke out.

Gohan scratched the back of his head, confused.

"Gohan you idiot, those were Ginyu Force poses! You might as well join them, since you do them too!" Vegeta said, while wearing his standard Vegeta smirk.

The Ginyu Force poses! He remembered that they were idiotic to the extreme. Oh no, he did them to the whole world! Gohan immediately turned tomato red.

Kami = God

Niisan = Big brother

How do you think? This might've happened, so it's not completely AU. R&R

Son Goshen