Howdy guys!!! My first story...er…poem. Actually, it's just a part of the disclaimer section of the story I'm planning to post soon. Hope you like it, and please check out the other stuff I'm going to write. Flames welcome, anything welcome!

DISCLAIMER: Well….uh….this poem IS the disclaimer, but anyways, I don't own anything!

WARNING: This is sort of movie-based, although I've read the book. ^_^;;

NOTE: 'muy bien' means 'very good' or 'very nice' for anybody not familiar with Espanol ( Spanish ).

By the way……is anyone willing to beta read my Legolas/Elrond fics? I really nead someone to proof read my stories……

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DISCLAIMER POEM

by

ILIX

Listen before you ever read

To the disclaimer you really need,

The characters aren't truly mine

Which I wish – they're so divine,

All creations are of Tolkien

His Middle-Earth is 'muy bien,'

The places mentioned in this fic

Are his – not mine to pick;

I don't own Frodo's hairy feet

Or Sam's dinner mystery meat,

I don't own Legolas's silky hair

Or Rivendell with Elrond's care,

I don't own Lorien's freaky Lord

Or the flooding Bruinen ford,

I don't own Aragorn's greasy looks

Or Bilbo's dust-gathering books;

I don't own Gimli's tangled braids

Or the wonderful Orckish raids,

I don't own Sauron's evilness

Or the total ring-thing-mess,

I don't own Galadriel's wrath muses

Or anything else Tolkien uses,

So don't murder me or sue me

'cause these all don't belong to me!