The Three Stooges:

In Cheerios and Gleeks.

This Stooge fanfic is a crossover with the popular TV show Glee. The trio's antics add to the excitement and chaos at McKinley High. That's not all, Santana seems to love giving Moe a hard time and flirting with Larry and Curly. You'll get plenty of laughs from reading this fanfic, whether you are a Stooge fan, a Gleek, or both. Rated T for innuendo and language.

Chapter 1

"You guys suck, you know you can do better than that! Especially you Porcupine, Bowl Head, and Curleycue!" yelled Sue Sylvester through a megaphone. She was the coach of the Cheerios, McKinley High's cheerleading squad.

The three guys she was yelling at were Larry Fine, Moe Howard, and Curly Howard. Curly had accidentally dropped Quinn Fabray and didn't realize it.

"But Coach Sylvester, we're trying our hardest," said Curly. He was slapped by Moe.

"You just dropped Quinn you imbecile," said Moe. He slapped Curly again.

"Hmmmm! I didn't notice that. I'm a victim of circumstance," said Curly. He turned around and saw Quinn Fabray standing behind him.

"It's okay Curly," said Quinn.

"But I didn't say sorry yet," said Curly. He was once again slapped by Moe.

"You're lucky that she's nice you imbecile. She's the head cheerleader. Otherwise, we would be in deep trouble," said Moe. He poked Curly in the eyes.

"I can't see. I can't see," said Curly.

"What's the matter?" asked Moe and the Cheerios.

"I've got my eyes closed, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.

"Come on," said Moe. He poked Curly in the eyes again.

"Quit clowning around chuckleheads and get back to the routine. Quinn, you help them," We need to do this routine right," said Sue through the megaphone.

"Come on," said Moe, dragging Curly back towards the other cheerleaders.

"It's not that hard boys, you've just got to put a little effort into it," said Quinn. "I know you guys love to play around, but please focus."

"Soitenly," said Curly.

"Remind me to kill you later," said Moe.

"I'll make a note of it. Where's Larry?" asked Curly.

"There he is over by Santana and Brittany," said Quinn. Indeed, Larry was standing in between Brittany and Santana and appeared to be having a good time.

"What's the matter with this guy?" said Moe. He marched over to where Larry was.

"Stop it, you're messing up my hair," said Larry. Santana was playing with Larry's hair.

"But, you're so cute with that hair," said Brittany.

"And I can play with it all day," said Santana.

Just then, Moe approached them.

"Excuse me ladies and gentleman, but did you see a curly-headed fella?" he asked.

"Yes, he's right here," said Brittany.

"Stop clowning around you imbecile," said Moe. He slapped Larry.

"Hey! What's the idea?" asked Larry.

"Coach Sylvester yelled at us and you are sitting around flirting with two girls! Go on!" yelled Moe. He slapped Larry again.

"Look who's coming in here and interrupting our conversation," said Santana snottily.

"Are you gonna start that up again?" asked Moe.

"As a matter of fact, yes. And I will continue to as long as you act like a short-tempered bully," said Santana.

"If you weren't a girl, I'd give you this," said Moe. He slapped Larry.

"We need to get on the routine, not sit like a group of bats waiting for nightfall," said Moe.

"He's right," said Brittany.

"Don't go," said Santana. She took Larry's hand in hers.

"You see that guys," said Moe, showing Santana and Larry his fist.

"You asked for it," said Santana. She hit Moe's fist, which swung around and hit Larry on the head. The jolt made him let go of Santana's hand.

"Ouch," said Larry.

"Come on," said Moe, dragging Larry back to where Curly and Quinn were. He noticed Curly was talking to Quinn. He slapped Curly.

"What's the idea of interrupting our conversation. Ruff! Ruff!" yelled Curly.

"Cut it out with the baloney," said Moe. He hit Curly in the stomach and then on the head.

"Hmmm, you see that," said Curly, showing Moe his fist. Moe hit Curly's fist, which swung around and hit its owner in the head.

"Quit fooling around! What is this, a Three Stooges short? If this were a public bus system, the buses would be running way off schedule," said Sue through the megaphone. "Ready! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

The routine was nearly flawless this time. Curly almost dropped Quinn again, but this time, he and Santana managed to grab her before she hit the ground. The routine ended with the cheerleaders forming a giant pyramid.

"Not too bad this time, but not too good either," said Sue. "Curleycue, you still need to work on lifting and holding girls up. Alright, practice's over for today, get the hell out of here."

"Fantastic job boys," said Quinn. She held her right hand up for a high-five.

"Thanks Quinn," said Moe. He and Larry high-fived her.

"Oooh," said Curly. Curly did a weird routine with his hands and then moved his hand back like he was going to pitch a baseball. He brought his hand forward quickly, but stopped and high-fived Quinn.

"That's how we high-five people in my world, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.

"Hi Curly," said a soft voice belonging to Santana. He turned around and Santana slapped him softly.

"I thought Moe and Larry were the only ones who can slap me, nyuk nyuk nyuk," said Curly.

"Think again cutie pie," said Santana flirtatiously. This time, she slapped his face with only her right forefinger.

"That feels good. Are you're hitting on me?" said Curly.

"Sort of," said Santana. She smiled at Curly. She took Curly's right hand in both of her hands.

"Come on you," said Moe, dragging Curly. He was unaware that Santana was holding hands with Curly, so she was inadvertently dragged along as well.

"What's the matter, stop struggling. I said come on!" yelled Moe. He stopped and slapped Curly.

"But didn't you notice Santana was with us? N'gyahh-ahhh-ahhh!" yelled Curly as he turned around. Santana was no longer alone; Brittany had linked her arm around Santana's right arm.

"Hi Moe," said Santana and Brittany.

"Why didn't you tell me you had Santana and Brittany with you?" yelled Moe angrily.

"You didn't ask me and besides I didn't know Brittany was with us," said Curly. Santana and Brittany smiled at each other.

"Oh, so that's how it is. Pick out two," said Moe. He showed Curly his hand.

"One, two, OUCH!" said Curly, picking out two of Moe's fingers, and as a result, got poked in the eyes.

"Come on, let's go with Moe," whispered Santana. Only Curly heard what she was saying.

"Well come on," said Moe. Santana, Brittany and Curly went with Moe and Larry.

Moe wondered how he was going deal with Santana. She has always talked back to him. On occasion, she even gave him the "popular" attitude. He would look bad if he slapped Santana or poked her in the eyes like he does with Curly and Larry. Whenever he did slap her which occurs rarely, Santana would always get him back. He wondered how she loves revenge so much.

The next morning, the trio entered the school ready for a new day. Moe didn't want to deal with Santana, but the Larry and Curly want to hang out with her. With his luck, Santana would be on top of the as soon as they rounded a corner in the hallway.

If Moe had a choice of which Cheerio he would talk to, it would be Quinn. She was popular, the queen bee, very beautiful. Above all, she was very nice and caring. His deep desire was to date her, but that was out of the question as she currently has a boyfriend and cheating is one thing Moe will not do.

"I sure hope Santana doesn't give me a hard time," said Moe.

"Don't be silly Moe, I like her," said Curly.

"Me too," said Larry.

"I wonder why she doesn't like me," said Moe.

"Maybe because you slap us too often," said Curly.

"You asked for it," said Moe. He slapped Curly.

Suddenly, three slushies hit the trio. They occasionally get slushied by Karofsky and his buddies.

"Good morning loser stooges. Did Bowl Head abuse his poor buddies again?" said Karofsky sarcastically. He and his buddies laughed as they walked away from the trio.

"HMMMMM! HMMMMMMMMMM!" yelled Curly in frustration. Most of the slushie had hit his Cheerios uniform.

"Calm down. It's not so bad," said Moe.

"But the slushie hit my uniform," said Curly.

"Quit crying like a baby," said Moe. He slapped Curly.

"We need to clean our uniforms before Sue finds out," said Larry.

They rushed to the boys' bathroom. The trio managed to get the stains off their Cheerios uniforms quite easily. However, they weren't out of trouble, at least for Moe, as somebody knocked on the door of the bathroom.

"Anyone in there," said Santana on the other side of the door. She was with Brittany. They linked their pinkies together.

"Just termites," said Curly's voice. Santana heard a slap and Curly yelping in pain. She knew Moe had slapped Curly.

"Come on, we've gotta hide from Santana," said Moe's voice. Santana heard a shuffle and a door closing. They were obviously trying to hide in one of the stalls.

Santana really wanted to talk to Larry and Curly and give Moe a hard time. She was looking for the perfect excuse to poke Moe in the eyes and slap him.

Santana thinks that Curly is cute and therefore, has a crush on him. Nobody can get in Santana's way. She can do anything she wants to Curly and she doesn't need Moe's consent. If she wants a guy, she gets him, no questions asked. Besides, Curly brings out her soft side.

Inside the bathroom, the trio had hidden in one of the stalls.

"Why do we have to hide from Santana? She just wants to talk to us," said Curly.

"She wants to give me a hard time with her "popular" attitude and talk back to me," said Moe.

"Come on Moe, she's hot. Did you notice her breasts?" said Larry. He was slapped by Moe.

"She had a breast implant not too long ago you imbecile," said Moe.

"How did you know?" asked Curly

"Quinn told me," said Moe innocently.

"I thought I was the only that knew about that," said Curly. He was slapped by Moe.

"Shut up, she's probably still outside the door," said Moe.

"Then I'm getting out of here," said Curly. He slapped Moe. Him and Larry ran out of the stall and opened the door of the bathroom. Sure enough, Santana was there, along with Brittany.

"Hi Larry, hi Currly," said Santana. She smiled at both of them.

"Hi girls," said Larry.

"Hi Santana. Don't you look pretty today," said Curly.

"Thank you Curly. I just put on plenty of makeup to go along with my Cheerios uniform," said Santana. She took Curly's hand and led the group away from the bathroom so Moe would have a hard time trying to find them.

Still in the stall was Moe. He had closed the door, since he had to pee. He flushed the toilet, left the stall and marched out of the bathroom.

"Larry, Curly, Santana!" called out Moe. "Come out wherever you are."

"Hi Moe," said Quinn, who was right behind Moe and was holding hands with Sam. Moe was startled.

"You startled me," said Moe.

"I'm sorry. How are you today?" asked Quinn.

"I'm doing good. How are you?" said Moe.

"I'm doing good," said Quinn.

"I'm looking for a curly-headed fella and a bald guy. They're hanging out with Santana," said Moe.

"You mean Larry and Curly?" asked Sam.

"Yes," said Moe.

"I saw them head in the opposite direction," said Quinn.

"Can you guys help me find them," said Moe.

"Sure. Follow me," said Quinn. Moe followed Quinn and Sam in the opposite direction he was going.

Around the corner, Brittany and Santana were hanging out with Curly and Larry.

"Moe should be here any minute," said Santana.

"He's really going to slap us for this," said Curly.

"Nobody gets in my way. Get behind us guys," said Santana. Curly and Larry hid behind the girls. A moment later, Quinn, Sam, and Moe rounded the corner.

"Excuse me Santana, have you seen a curly-headed fella and a bald guy?" asked Moe.

"No, I haven't seen them around. I wish I could be of more help," said Santana innocently.

"Why are you girls standing so far away from the wall?" asked Moe.

"We like being far away from the wall," said Brittany.

"What's behind you guys?" asked Moe.

"He's on to us," whispered Curly.

"Shut up, we can't do anything about it," whispered Larry.

Santana, had mouthed Larry and Curly's words.

"Aha, they're behind you guys," said Moe.

"No. Weren't you watching my lips?" asked Santana seductively.

"You can't throw voices," said Moe.

Curly accidentally hit the back of the wall and yelped in pain.

"Come out you imbeciles!" yelled Moe.

"Not so loud Moe," said Brittany.

To nobody's surprise, even Sam's and Quinn's, Curly appeared from behind Santana and Larry from behind Brittany. They both saw their feet, so they knew the girls were hiding them.

"What's the idea of hiding behind the girls?" asked Moe angrily. He slapped both boys.

"Look who's slapping now," said Santana snottily.

"Cut it out Santana," said Quinn.

"I told them to hide behind me," said Santana.

"I believe that, only because I don't like you," said Moe.

"Oh, is that so. Close your eyes and pucker your lips." said Santana.

"I won't kiss you," said Moe.

Santana had the perfect excuse to slap Moe, which she did.

"What was that?" yelled Moe angrily.

"Stop it Santana," said Quinn.

"Shut up Quinn," said Santana.

"Don't fight ladies," said Moe.

"Good morning Bowl head," said Sue's voice from behind them. All of them turned around and saw Sue.

"What are you doing behind us?" asked Moe.

"Oh, just spying on you seven. You three guys are the funnies guys to set foot in this school. You guys remind me of The Three Stooges," said Sue.

"Is that an insult," said Moe.

"No, just my saying. See you around guys," said Sue. She headed down the hall.

Just then, the bell rang and all seven of them headed to class.

That's it for Chapter 1. Moe's sure in a fine mess, thanks to Santana. I hope all of you got plenty of laughs and make sure to write reviews. The next chapter focuses on Glee Club and even more funny situations.