I own nothing...
Ok, first off I apologize for not writing any new fics for over 2 months. Things happen, one-shots ideas stop being funny, series needs more details...ect ect ect. Well anyhoo, this is a songfic of Friday by Rebecca Black. The song is TERRIBLE, I know but this is a parody and random. I tried to make the fake lyrics follow the real ones as much as possible, (For authenticity's sake). The fic follows just another painstaking (If not exaggerated) Friday in the life of Jade.
Jade POV
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
6:30am, waking up in the morning
In Beck's RV, Goddamn his fish tank
Good God? Is he watchin' Full House?
Seein' everything, Gotta brush my teeth faster
Time halts for no man, so gotta get a move on
Gotta get down the drive way
Gotta get in the car, and buckle my seat belt (Seat belt)
Crap radio station playn' in the front seat
Backpacks the back seat
It's really not that hard to pick a seat
Pot holes bounce the car, Yay! (Yay?)
It's Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Just want this day to end
Clothe-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Clothe-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the nighttime
7:15, we're drivin' on the highway
Wait what the highway?
Damn it Beck! You went the wrong way!
Oh great gonna miss first bell, gotta test first hour
My boyfriend to my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Crap radio station playn' in the front seat
Backpacks the back seat
It's really not that hard to pick a seat
Pot holes bounce the car, Yay! (Yay?)
It's Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Just want this day to end
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the nighttime
Yesterday was Thursday, (Obviously)
Today is Friday (Yeah, we know)
I-I I am so pissed at Vega
I don't have to tell you why!
I really hate Friday
Tomorrow will Saturday
And Sunday will be bitter
I just want this day to end
J-W, Jade West
Lunch is the worst part (Of a Friday)
Everybody sayin' their plans (For the weekend)
Stab my salad (Yeah, yeah)
I could care less, Oh crap what now?
Why the Hell is Trina here? Wait do I wanna know?(No!) (C'mon)
Trina's telling some lame story, that's somehow interesting
If Cat giggles one more time swear I'll scream!
Is it just me or is Sikowitz crazier on Friday?
I'm gona go crazy!, c'mon, c'mon, people
It's Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Just want this day to end
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the nighttime
It's Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
MotherF***N' Friday!
Just want this day to end
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Clothes-less activities in the dark! (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the nighttime
Oh wow, DONE AT LAST! The formatting took ages, this fic should have been posted on Monday, but I didn't have time to do some last minute work. I wrote swears alot more in this fic than I normally would, but the setting called for it.
Hope ya liked it!
~Spirit