Road Trip

Author's Note: So the idea just popped in my head and I got the plot in their too but I don't exactly now how completely it will turn out and if I'll be able to finish it but I will certainly try!(As long as I have reviewers to try for!) So yeah, enjoy, laugh, cry, review!

Chapter One: The Idea

"Damon, go do another load of towels, Katherine says we're out," Stefan ordered absent minded as the elder Salvatore walked into the Boarding house. Stefan was pouring over books with Bonnie, Jeremy, Elena, and Alaric.

Damon stopped in mid walk, turned and glowered at his oblivious brother. "Excuse me?" Damon's voice was low and deadly. Everyone looked up at him. "What the hell do I look like, your maid?" Damon asked dangerously, his eyes wide and accusing.

Stefan rolled his eyes at him. "We all need clean towels, if you want I can do them and you can research," Stefan suggested getting up and holding the book out to Damon.

Damon slapped the book down. "When the hell did I become your bitch? I'm Damon motherfucking Salvatore! I don't do laundry! I don't do research! And I certainly don't do what you say!" Damon ranted on as he started pacing in front of his shocked brother.

"Do you know I almost said yes? Without any question or thought I almost succumbed to saying yes and doing your and our psychotic bitch of an ex-girlfriend's laundry!" Damon yelled becoming angrier and angrier.

"Someone call my name?" Katherine asked coming in through the front door.

"And you! Why the hell do you live here? What does this look like to you? A Boarding house?" Damon roared his anger clouding his mind. At Katherine's raised eyebrow and a witty remark on her tongue Damon interrupted. "Dammit, don't answer that."

"You know what I'm sick of this town! I came here to destroy it not save it! It's made me it's bitch! I don't even know when the hell this happened but it has to stop now!" Damon went on pacing again, wrapped up in his fury leaving no room for anyone to say anything, thought they certainly tried.

His eyes lit up with an idea. "I need to leave!" He announced suddenly.

"What Damon you can't-" Stefan started with a frown.

"Can't! There's that word. Limitations brother, they are beneath me! I can do whatever the hell I want! Road trip, that's what I need. A nice little vacation to remember how incredibly awesome I am!" Damon shouted with a wicked grin, spinning on his heel and turning to walk up the staircase.

"But Damon what about-" Alaric started but the vampire was already gone, zooming up the steps, probably to pack his things.

"What the hell was that all about?" Katherine asked confused.

"I think Damon just had a mid life crisis..." Stefan admitted dryly, glaring at the staircase.

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