Facebook Laughs Chapter 4
A/N- i can't even come up with an explanation or an excuse for why I haven't updated. I'm such a bad person. Thank you to all of the people who still alerted this story even when I wasn't updating!
By the way, I have borrowed some characters from the fic Dalton by CP Coulter. She owns those characters. And last time I checked, I wasn't Ryan Murphy. I own nothing.
... Okay, I guess you can kill me now. *cowers*
Enjoy! I hope.
Rachel Berry has broken up with Noah Puckerman
Noah Puckerman- wait, WHAT? I get home from work to THIS? What has this world come to?
Rachel Berry- sorry Puckerman, but I've moved on.
Noah Puckerman- what the hell!
Brittany S. Pierce Today I went to the library. I saw a duck eating a mouse, and the mouse was eating a book.
Santana Lopez- what... the... hell?
Artie Abrams, Quinn Fabray, Sam Evans, Kurt Hummel, and 567 more people liked this comment.
Sue Sylvester-Will Schuester Your hair disgusts me. All day long I can only think of the miniature elves that are baking little cookies with the massive amounts of buttery grease you apply to your monstrous curls. I hate you William Schuester.
Will Schuester What? Sue, I'm not even friends with you on Facebook.
Sue Sylvester I'm friends with everybody on this stupid website.
Mike Chang is a ninja.
Everybody and God liked this comment.
Blaine Warbler- Wes Warbler Wes! STOP YELLING!
Wes Warbler NO! SOMEBODY KIDNAPPED MY GAVEL! WES IS MAD!
Blaine Warbler I THINK DAVID HAS GONE DEAF!
David Warbler Thanks for noticing.
Reed Warbler SHUT UP WES! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON MY ARTWORK! IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT LITTLE ASIAN MOUTH OF YOURS I WILL PERSONALLY STEAL DWIGHT'S SALT AND PUT IT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! SHUT UP!
Wes Warbler :O
Blaine Warbler :O
Kurt Hummel :O :O :O
David Warbler :O
Dwight Warbler Reed you do know if you steal my salt without permission I WILL kill you with my crossbow, right?
Reed Warbler ...
Santana Lopez AWKWARD ;D
Mercedes Jones She's got both hands in her pockets, and she won't look at you, won't look at you.
Kurt Hummel Don't call my name, don't call my name!
Blaine Warbler ROBERTO!
Kurt Hummel No, just, no.
Blaine Warbler super sad face! :"(((
Brittany S. Pierce is now friends with Lord Tubbington
Brittany S. Pierce U no, just becuz I sed yes dusnt meen that I'm not mad at u. Cuz I no u red my dieari.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Is it possible that Brit got stupider?
Santana Lopez Shut yo mouth Mohawk Boy I don't like yuu.
Rachel Berry likes this comment
Sue Sylvester OTHER OTHER ASIAN!
Wes Warbler ... what.
Sue Sylvester are you missing something dear? Perhaps... gavel- related? *evil laugh*
Wes Warbler NOOOO! DON'T HURT HER! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sue Sylvester Who says I haven't already?
Wes Warbler ... (Click here to see more)
Rachel Berry Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't been on all day, I lost my phone when I went to visit Kurt! Don't worry, we found it!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman Wait, WHAT? So you didn't break up with me over Facebook?
Rachel Berry Umm... no? Why would I do that?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman WTF. LOOK AT OUR RELATIONSHIIP STATUS.
Rachel Berry ARGGH! FINN HUDSON I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Kurt Hummel what did my idiotic step-brother do now?
Rachel Berry HE BROKE UP WITH NOAH OVER FACEBOOK AS MYSELF! NOW I KNOW WHY MY PHONE WENT MISSING AT YOUR HOUSE. !
Kurt Hummel Rachel. Deep breaths. In, out. In, out.
Rachel Berry ughh...
Nick Warbler JUMPY YUMPY UNICORNS SKIPPING IN A COTTON CANFY HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY UNICORNS HAVE HORNSSS! LALALALALALALAAA DODDODODODDO RUBIELALOCA OO I THINK MY LIFE IS A COLOUR YAYYYYY
Jeff Warbler Nick darling, I think you're drunk again. Come cuddle wiff Jeffykins.
David Warbler DAVID GET OFF MY ACCOUNT YOU KNOW I'M NOT GAY AND I MOST DEFINITELY AM NOT IN LOVE WITH NICK EVEN THOUGH HE'S A BEAUTIFUL MAN.
Nick Warbler whaaaat?
David Warbler riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Tina Cohen-Chang- Mike Chang I love you.
Mike Chang- Tina Cohen- Chang I love you more!
Santana Lopez YEEEEEEEEEES! ONE MORE GIANT STEP TOWARDS LITTLE ASIAN CHANG-CHANG'S!
Ethan Warbler ASIAN CHILDREN?
Evan Warbler CHANG-CHANG CHILDREN!