[Here's a story about Cottontop's OC Fido and Lumpy staring as a dopey pest. Hope you all enjoy it!]
The sun shone bright above the playground. Sitting on a bench nearby was a yellow Rabbit and a blue Labrador. The two sat enjoying an ice cream, courtesy of the rabbit.
"So what now Fido?" The rabbit asked.
"I don't know… we could hit the park" said the Labrador.
"Sounds good to me… so how's Haddy?" the rabbit asked.
"Crazy as ever, not sure what she's up to at the moment though" Fido replied.
"Yea, that's about what I expected to hear, well, the swings are calling my name, come on" the rabbit insisted.
Fido followed him to the swings, finishing his ice cream on the way. He took the one to the left while the rabbit took the one to the right and they began building up momentum until they began to swing. The sky suddenly began to appear a bit darker and Fido stopped swinging.
"Hey, Cuddles… I think it's starting to look like rain" said Fido.
"Yea maybe a bit, might as well hang out a while until it starts" Cuddles replied.
"Need some help?" asked a voice from behind.
Before Fido could respond he felt himself get shoved from behind and he began to swing. As he rebounded he was pushed again and sent into the air. Fido turned his head to see a blue moose standing there. As he returned he was pushed again going fairly high in the air but also felt the swing swaying awkwardly.
"Whoa Lumpy, Lumpy that's enough. You can stop pushing me" said Fido nervously.
As it was the moose pushed him a few more times before registering what he was being told.
"Whoa sorry, what?" Lumpy asked with his ear turned to Fido.
Fido seen this and curled up on the swing to avoid being impaled on the moose's antler. Instead he ran into lumpy hard and blacked out. A few moments later he was shaken awake by Cuddles. Fido's head shot around looking for the moose and found him standing just nearby. Fido staggered to his feet and directed his attention to Lumpy.
"What's the matter with you Lumpy!" Fido shouted.
"I know, know, I'm so sorry… here, I'll make it up to you uhh, let's see… I know, I'll help you out with anything you need all day, just say the word and I'll help with anything" said Lumpy.
"That's fine, I don't want your help… I'm going back on the swings, don't bother me" said Fido.
He and Cuddles sat back down on the swings and began to swing again. As it was Lumpy sat nearby staring at Fido. Fido did his best to ignore him but the moose's relentless gaze kept distracting the dog and his eyes kept wandering over to the moose's direction.
"Need help with anything yet?" Lumpy asked.
"No Lumpy" Fido replied growing annoyed.
The two kept swinging, even Cuddles's eyes kept finding themselves facing Lumpy.
"I he just gonna sit there all day?" cuddles asked.
"I hope not… it's kinda creepy" said Fido.
He glanced to where the moose was sitting but was surprised to see him gone until he suddenly ran into something again. He picked himself up off of the ground and looked to the moose who was wiping something off of his hands.
"What the hell are you doing!" Fido shouted frustrated.
"You were almost bitten by a bug, it could have been poisonous" said Lumpy quickly.
Fido noticed a colorful wing float to the ground off of Lumpy's hand.
"Jeeze Lumpy it was a freaking butterfly! They can't bite!" shouted Fido.
"It's ok Fido, I'm here to help. Now would you like a push on the swing?" Lumpy asked.
Fido growled in frustration.
"Umm… whaddya say we just go somewhere else" suggested Cuddles.
"Good idea" replied Fido.
The two turned to leave the park and began to make their way down the street. Just behind them however walked Lumpy whistling to himself. Even that managed to annoy Fido and Cuddles. The two decided to try and ignore the moose thinking maybe he would go away. As they approached the Happy Tree Diner however, the moose was still with them.
"Do you guys wanna eat? I'll pay for ye… oh, never mind, you'll have to use your own money. I don't have any" said Lumpy.
Before Fido chose to turn and scream his brains out at Lumpy he noticed a newspaper on a table. On it was an add for a soldier of fortune which Fido began to read.
"Do you want someone dead in the most horrific ways possible? Then call me at 1-800-U DA ED to arrange a meeting. If your Lucky you'll get me instead of that pansy ass mother fucker who likes to pretend he's a pacifist"
Fido thought to himself for a moment not sure if he was really ready to have Lumpy killed.
"Hey Fionn you mind getting me surf N' turf, I'm starving" said Lumpy.
At that moment Fido felt every last strand of restraint snap and he reached around for his phone. However, it was not on his person. He then thought to himself how Lumpy might have one.
"Hey Lumpy, can I borrow your phone?" Fido asked.
"Sure" said Lumpy happily.
He reached up to his antler and to Fido's surprise unscrewed the top of one of it's prongs. He dipped his finger into it and pulled out a lighter, then a cotton swab, then finally a cell phone.
"Here you go" said the moose tossing the phone to him then returning his antler to normal.
Fido caught the phone and called the number. After a couple of rings someone finally picked up.
"Talk to me" said the voice.
"Hello, I'm calling about your ad" said Fido.
"I know that dips hit, you're lucky I'm free today. Meet me in the tool shed by the condemned manor and we can talk more" said the voice hanging up.
Fido hung up the phone.
"Come on Cuddles, we're going to take care of our Lumpy problem" said Fido.
The two left followed by the oblivious moose and made their way to the destination they were given. When they arrived they peered over the overgrown lawn to the tool shed.
"Alright, Lumpy, you stay here with Cuddles. I'll be right back" said Fido.
The dog made his way through the field only to find that a path had already been carved through. Fido approached the door and knocked.
"What the hell you knocking for, get your ass in here" said a voice.
Fido did as he was asked and entered. The shed was dank and musty but had a number of weapons on the walls. Sitting at an old desk in a chair with his feet up was a green bear with yellow eyes dressed in military attire. He also had a tooth pick hanging out of his mouth.
"So what the hell do you want?" the bear asked.
"Is that you Flippy?" Fido asked.
"No shit, what do you want!" the bear growled.
"Well, Lumpy's been pissing me off all day, he's been like an itch you just can't scratch" said Fido.
"And you want him dead, good enough for me, that's be three hundred acorns" said Flippy.
"Three hundred! He could just randomly die for free" said Fido.
"Well then have fun with the pest" said Flippy.
"Wait, fine, fine, just kill him" said Fido.
"Alright, give me three hundred" said Flippy.
"Umm… I don't really have anything on me right now… but I'm good for it afterwards, plus he's right outside" said Fido.
"You're a pain in the fucking ass doggie, lucky for you, if he's here then I'll just go wipe him out, if you don't have the money for me expect a month of hell coming your way" said Flippy.
The bear stood up and left the shed. Fido grew worried knowing that there was no way he'd be able to pay him. He realized however that he still had Lumpy's phone and there was one person he knew that wouldn't hesitate to go after Flippy. He dialed a number into the phone and to his relief, after only a few rings someone answered it.
"Whaddya want?" asked the voice.
"Hey Haddy, it's Fido. umm I've gotten myself into a little trouble, do you mind lending me a hand?" Fido asked.
"I could, but it's a hell of a lot funnier if I don't" Haddy replied about to hang up.
"No no, wait, it's Flippy. I hired him to kill Lumpy and I can't pay him, please sis" Fido pleaded.
"Flippy huh? Well that's another story entirely. I'll be right over with Madame who just got her new paint job, where are you?" Haddy asked.
Fido smiled a wide grin.
"I'm at the condemned manor, Flippy's here too, please hurry" said Fido.
"I don't know any other way" Haddy replied hanging up.
Fido hurried outside to see what Flippy would do to Lumpy. He hurried through the brush and arrived just in time to see the action.
"How the hell's it going Lumpy?" Flippy asked.
"Oh I don't know. I'm feeling pretty-" he was saying before Flippy jumped onto his shoulders and snapped off his antlers.
Flippy jumped away from the moose and slashed his body in half that also successfully snapped his antler. Flippy instantly noticed the lighter fly out and caught it in the air, he looked to the moose who stared in horror back and fourth at the bear and his severed torso. Flippy reached into his coat and pulled out a 40oz bottle of unlabeled booze, downing the entire thing. The smell even reached Fido who was still a good distance from Flippy. He then lit the lighter and stuck the flame into his mouth. Smoke could be seen coming from the bear's nose. When he grinned fire seeped out from between his teeth. He picked up the living half of the moose and raised the opening of his exposed spine to his mouth. After but a brief moment Flippy blew into it sending flames rocketing through the bone. The flames reached the moose's head and shot out of his ears and nose. When he opened his mouth to scream flames billowed out even from there until finally the moose's scalp shot off sending out a plume of flames as well as the sound of an alphorn to echo through the air. When the bear finally ran out of breath he dropped the moose's charred corpse to the ground and let out a deep growling laugh.
"Now then Fido, our agreement" said Flippy moving ever closer to Fido.
Fido peered around in a panic until he could hear Children Of Bodom blaring from down the road. A smile of relief formed over his face.
"Umm… I actual gave someone a call to bring you your money, I think she's on her way here now" said Fido.
Flippy heard the music too and with a pistol drawn and trained on Fido approached the side of the road. To his surprise the vehicle was a large hellish looking monster truck. It's frame painted black with steel spikes protruding from all sides. Fire belching from the exhaust pipes and chains around the wheels as well as a bloody, rusty hook hanging off of the bed, Fido and Flippy knew who it was.
"You son of a bitch!" Flippy yelled to Fido who had taken Flippy's brief distraction to flee.
"Well how the hell's it going Flippy!" a voice shouted from speakers on the truck.
"Get the hell out of there coward!" Flippy shouted.
"Ha ha ha ha ha, why would do that, this is Madame's first hunt, I want her to enjoy it just as much as I will" said Haddy.
"Haddy you bi-"
"You have a sixty second head start, I'd start running now if I were you" said Haddy revealing the vehicle's automated weapons.
Flippy wanted to charge the truck but decided he'd flee, not knowing how much longer he's be able to stay in control, the extra exertion from combat wouldn't help. The bear fled down the street and after sixty seconds and a wild laugh Haddy had started after him.
[There we have it it's getting tough to upload these things with the site going all crazy recently. to anyone who is curious Haddy found him hiding out in Giggles's house where she ran over Giggles and managed to stick Flippy to the bumper. I enjoyed writing it and I hope you all enjoyed reading it. You know the drill, R&R & CYA!]