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BORING mission debriefing… Justice Cave, June 21st, 0525 hrs p.m….

"Your strategy was sloppy, the entrance was awful, blah, blah, blah, yada yada blah, blah yada." The team was once again listening to Batman's lectures on how awful they did on their latest operation, unknown to Batman, having a psychic conversation.

This is so BORING! Wally said.

Is he always like this? Thought Artemis.

Ah, you get used to it, replied the Boy Wonder.

We should not be disrespecting Batman's corrections like this, thought Aqualad.

"I'll have a full report on all of what you did wrong by tomorrow morning," Batman finished. "For now, good night."

Batman took his leave, as his charges all sat around the dinner table. Superboy flopped on the couch, as dinner was not yet ready. Miss Martian continued making the stir fry, and as dinner was being served, Robin jumped up and said, "Guess what I have planned."

Kid Flash leaned back in his seat. "Don't tell me you have one of your lame 'trust exercises' planned. I—we're all sick of them."

Robin dug in to his food. "Nope."

"Well, don't leave us hanging," Superboy started eating.

"I happen to know that Bats is gonna be out of the house this weekend." Robin polished his fingernails on his shirt. "Guess what that means."

"Gosh, I don't know. You get a whole house to yourself for one lame weekend." Artemis scooped her food into her mouth. "So what?"

Wally jumped up. "Are you kidding? Sergeant Scream-In-Our-Faces is gonna be out for a WEEKEND! Don't you know what this MEANS!"

Robin leapt to his side and they both shouted, "HOUSE PARTY!"

The entire H.Q. quieted until Aqualad broke the silence.

"Are you two totally insane! Do you know how much trouble this could get us into?"

"My mom would KILL me if I went into Batman's house unauthorized!" Artemis agreed.

"Aw, c'mon, it'll be totally safe. My butler will have everything cleaned up before the Dark Knight even thinks of coming home. Come on."

Miss Martian flew up. "And besides, this would be a great cultural experience! Please?"

"I'm game," Superboy sat up with a full stomach.

Aqualad sighed heavily. "I have a strong feeling that I am going to regret this."

HAHA, fun time! But did you really think there would be no action in this? In the words of the great V.V. Argost, "Would anyone attend the circus if they didn't secretly hope to see the lions eat somebody?" There WILL be action in this, or my name is not AUTOBARK321! Signing out Y'all!