A/N I'M BACK! Turns out re-reading Fire's version 'Falling Through' has lit a spark in my muse. A good spark. So relax and enjoy the following story.

Also, Fire is alive. We just have been clogged up with life and have had barely anytime to message each other. And a LOT of things have been happening with me. But here's something for you loyal readers who have stuck with us for two years of absence.

Setting: Two days after Fire and Minion got drunk off their faces. If you can remember that long ago, you should know where this is going. And win a giant cookie.
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P.S There are two one-shots, for you guys!

Never Gonna Let You Forget

Minion and Megamind stared at Fire, hoping for some explanation as to why her younger friend was rolling on the ground, laughing.

"All I know is that it has something to do with me." Fire explained, staring at the floor where Remmy was still rolling around on.

"Is she alright?" Minion, concerned as always, asked

"Minion!" Megamind said, "This is Remmy, she is never alright."

"Fire-,Fire, drank fishy water!" Remmy managed to calm herself down enough to say.

Fire sighed, "You are never going to forget or let me forget that, aren't you?"

Remmy, still laughing, just shook her head so Fire knew she was right.

"Minion, do you know what they are talking about?" The blue alien turned to his fishy friend.

Bashfully, Minion muttered, "It's best you do not know, Sir."

Despite Megamind's protest, Minion remained tight lipped on the subject.

Ice Coffee Addiction

"We need to go to the servo, people, or the shops. I'm in desperate need for some ice coffee." Remmy spoke up,

"No, we did that yesterday." Megamind didn't even look up as he replied to the youngster.

"Maybe you should lay of the ice coffee, Remmy. It makes you weirder then you already are." Fire said,

"You reckon?"

"Yeah," Fire's eyes lit up in rememberance, "Speaking of drinks, Remmy, where did you put the drinks that had no room in the fridge?"

"In MAH BELLAH!" Remmy giggled, "Sorry, mate, always wanted to do that. The drinks are in the esky."

"Esky?" Fire didn't remember learning that in her English lessons and judging by the confused looks of the others, it was purely a Remmy thing...or an Aussie thing.

"Oh right, you guys don't call it esky, do you? It's the portable fridge thingy."

"Remmy...is this Aussie speak or just your speak?"

Remmy shrugged, "People have said it's 'Aussie' and my family and friends do speak the same. But it might just be us. Can I get my ice coffee, now?"

"No," Megamind continued to do whatever he was doing.

"Oh c'mon, Megz, I've been good! It's been two weeks since I have last asked you about your junk!"

Fire tilted her head, calculating if what Remmy was saying was true, "Rem's right, it has been two weeks. And for Remmy, that is like a month!"

"They're both right, Sir, Remmy has been better behaved since we brought her ice coffees every day."

"See!" Remmy jumped up, "That's three against one! I NEED MY ICE COFFEE!"

"Remmy, I am not going to buy you ice coffee. It costs a lot."

Remmy snorted, her voice dripping with sarcasm, "Because you soo cannot afford it."

"Regardless, you are not having any more." Megamind still hadn't looked up throughout the conversation. Maybe if he had, it would have realised denying ice coffee from Remmy would result in...well you will see.

"Sir, maybe you should allow her to buy one, herself?" Minion asked, looking warily at the Australian. Fire voiced agreements, knowing Remmy well enough she was going to do something but not enough to know what it was.

"No and that is final. Remmy, you do not need any more ice coffee."

Remmy blinked before smiling sweetly, "That's fine, but you mark my words, Megamind, that is a decision you will regret. Now, bye-bye Fire and Minion, you cutie-pie. I'm going to bed." Heading to the storage room, she winked at Fire while mouthing 'Pants'.

Fire smiled, knowing what Remmy was going to do now, "This is going to be so fun. You realise you are in trouble, right, Megmind?"

"I was in trouble the moment the portal blew up." Megamind replied, still working on...seriously, what the hell was he working on? Unknown to the others, he did fear for himself slightly, not that he would tell anyone. He ignored it, there was no actual harm Remmy could do to him, and just continued to work.

A/N Okay, my computer's being stupid so I don't know how well the last part is but you people can live. I'm alive :D Okay, night people.

Fire, I shall never forget that you drunk fishy water. :D