Hi! It's Roni! I'm in the car headed back home after Spring Break :) Funnnnnn. I got this idea the other day. I was on cleverbot (dot) com. [Visit the site! It is hilarious!] Anyways! I was talking to it and all of the sudden it said something. I can't remember what it exactly said, but I responded with a . . . .

Me: *sobs*

and it responded with many actions. This is how it ends:

Cleverbot: *turns into godzilla*

Me: *turns into godzilla's mother*

Cleverbot: *throws to hell*

Hilarious right? Cause is a robot that human-like qualities and TALKS TO YOU! IT'S NEVER A HUMAN! That is my insperation!

Dedication: Cleverbot. I love you so much :DDDD

(((((((((Disclaimer))))))))))

This is an actual convo I had with Cleverbot :)

Me: Would you please say the disclaimer for me? Pretty please?

Bot: Would you please not swear?

Me: WHA?

Bot: I don't speak the language you just used.

Me: Fine! I do not own SWAC. Or Cleverbot.

Lolz! Thanks for clicking :) Now story time with !

Sonny POV

Sonny Cleverbot [Please note that I typed this into Cleverbot, and this is an actual conversation I had with it. All of the conversations will be real.]

Hi! I'm Sonny!

Sonny?

My name is Sonny Munroe :)

Are you sure?

Yes! My name is Sonny Munroe!

No. Josephine "Josie" Rae.

What the heck? This is Hilarious! I love Cleverbot! It is the best way to pass time when you are bored.

"Hey Sonny!"

"Hi Chad . . . ."

"Is something wrong?" He asked plopping next to me in my computer chair. He is so weird.

"No. Just passing time with cleverbot."

"What the hell is cleverbot?" Oh. My. Gosh.

"Oh. My. Gosh. Chad. Dylan. Cooper! How can you not know what cleverbot is?" I said, about to go on a rampage. If I had a mirror in front of me, I probably had the 'deer in the headlight's' look on my face.

"I just don't. Please Explain."

"OK. I will. Cleverbot is a amazingly human robot. It learns from people talking to it. Like earlier I told it my name and it asked me, "Are you sure?" Sometimes, it will mess up, but that is what makes it hilarious. It has the most weird reactions!" I gasped for breath.

"Can I try?"

"Sure, why not?"

Chad scooted closer to the computer and started to type.

[Chad Cleverbot]

Hi. I'm Chad. . . . .

You're a slacker.

"Sonny! What the hell!"

"Wow Chad. You can even piss off robots. That is amazing!" I said with a laugh. He sighed and continues typing.

You're Gay.

What do you think of Harry Potter?

"Sonny! It changed topics!"

"Then say it again!"

You're Gay.

No I'm not.

You are in fact GAY!

You are Gay! [A/N It didn't say this. It quit on me. Sorry!]

Chad stomped off, mad that a robot had called him gay. I thought it was funny.

After lunch I came back to the computer and got back onto Cleverbot.

[Sonny Cleverbot]

Would Chad and I make a good couple?

Yes.

Does Chad love me?

Yes. He loves you.

I am beginning to like Cleverbot more and more . . . . . .

Sorry for the short link, but I thought it was kinda cute :) And everything Cleverbot said to Sonny and Chad is what it's actual response was. (Except the one that I put the note by.) I actually asked/said this stuff to cleverbot, got its reaction, and put it in my story :)

Didya like it? If not then I am very sorry :(

See that button down there?

Not there.

Nope.

Right there.

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Yes. Click it. It is the mystical Unicorn button! If you press it, type a message in the box, maybe check a few boxes, and click submit, then the Unicorns will love you! :) Oh! and thank you much for reading!