MissTuffcy: A little humor story I thought up when me and my friends were having argument about sex and how people get pregnant.

Summary: Riku and Sora have been a happy couple for 5 months. They passed the little hugs, kisses, and I love you letters on the 5 month and finally went all the way. Riku has been feeling sick lately. Sora is worried and finally convinces him to go to the doctors.

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Defying The Logic Of Things

Prologue

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The sound of retching reached his ears causing him to groan. He sat up and looked at the clock. He sighed; 4 am. He ran a hand through his mussed brown locks and got out the bed. He walked to his bathroom to see his lover kneeled over the toilet, throwing up all he had eaten the night before, which was hardly anything. "Babe," The brunette whispered. "Riku," The silver haired male over the toilet brushed his bangs out his face and looked at his brown haired lover.

"Yeah, Sora?" Riku asked hoarsely. Sora walked all the way into the bathroom and kneeled next his lover.

"Why don't we go to the doctors later today… This has been going on for 2 weeks!" Sora pressed his lips to Riku's forehead. Riku nodded silently.

"I'm WHAT!" Riku screamed in horror. Sora was sharing a similar expression.

"You're pregnant, sir." The doctor said. Riku grabbed the poor man by the front of his white coat and shook him roughly.

"I'm a MALE! You bastard! Don't you dare fucking play games with me or I'll fucking rip off you dick and feed it to you and blow-" Sora pried Riku off the scared shitless man.

"Riku, honey. Calm down."

"CALM DOWN! You want me to calm down? This doctor is either playing some sick prank - which if I find out he is, he's going to be relieved of what makes him a male-" At this, Riku gave the man a dark glower, "Or I'm going to have a little mutant growing inside me?" Riku continued screaming, turning his attention back to Sora. His eyes watered and he sobbed into his hands. "I'm a freak! I'm a social recluse that's going into labor as man - what the hell am I going to do? Oh god, Sora - What the hell kind of joke are the gods playing!" Sora frowned, pulling his grief-stricken and freaking out boyfriend towards him.

"You're not a freak! You're not a social recluse, the gods aren't playing a prank, they gave us a blessing. It won't be a mutant…It'll be our little daughter or son growing inside of you." Sora said with a smile. Riku stared at him blankly. He looked at the doctor with a glare.

"How did this happen?" Riku growled, pointing at his flat stomach.

"Well, you're what we call a hemorphidite." The doctor explained. "A person born wit-"

"I know what a damned hemorphidite is, bastard!" Riku growled, jumping at the doctor. If it wasn't for Sora holding onto him so tightly, he would have shanked the man already. "That does not explain how the hell I'm pregnant…LAST TIME I CHECKED I DIDN'T HAVE A VAGINA!" Sora patted Riku's back in an attempt to calm his fuming lover.

"We-Well, you have a womb like any other female." The doctor said with a nod. He looked at Sora. "I am assuming you are his lover. Did you ejaculate inside of him?" Sora blushed and nodded. 'Really? Did he really have to ask that question? I'm starting to think Riku needs to change doctors...' Sora thought. He glanced at Riku and saw that the plantinum haired boy was probably thinking the same - that or he was thinking on many ways to kill the doctor and get away with it. "That is how he became pregnant."

"IMPOSSIBLE!" Riku screamed. "Last time I fucking checked, not even females can get pregnant by anal sex! OR SUCKING SOMEONE OFF!" Riku screamed. Sora blushed darkly. 'Way to be blunt, love,' He grumbled inwardly. "No way in hell I am pregnant if a damned female can't even get pregnant the way I have sex!" Riku glared heatedly at the doctor.

"Riku has a point." Sora said with a frown.

"W-Well, we don't know how exactly, but there is a child inside of you." The doctor nodded again. "I will leave you two to think, I'll be right back." with those parting words, the doctor fled from the room. Sora looked at Riku, who was silently fuming.

"Are you…Are you going to keep it?" Sora asked slowly. Riku stared at him for a minute before placing a hand on his flat stomach. His whole demenor and mood shifted. He seemed uncertain.

"I…I don't know…I'm scared…" Riku whispered. "What if I'm not a good parent?"

"I'll be here to help you, Riku." Sora said with a smile. Riku looked up at him and grinned weakly.

"Okay….I'll keep it!"

Edited: 11/5/13