Disclaimer: You know the drill, I don't own Naruto, that belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

This will be a series of Oneshots and random ideas, some funny and some that are just plain freaky, with stuff in between and will most likely be an ongoing project due to my craziness coming up with insane ideas. Some ideas I may expand into their own stories. If any of you want to continue them send me a PM for permission and send me link to it if I grant it.

This is rated M because some of the individual pieces may meet the criteria for M-rated fics, this does not mean that they all are.

I hope you enjoy them.