New Fanfiction! I have to say, I have put Naruto Uzumaki into some awesome and strange situations before. I have teamed him up with heroes like Goku and Ichigo, I have had him fight inside a giant mech, even protect Al Bundy! But this is the weirdest (but awesomest) one I ever wrote. It was weird to write at first, but now that I got the first chapter down, I love it! Welcome to the newest Naruto crossover, Kämpfer and Naruto! I don't own anything, just the story. R&R. And Naruto! I'm sorry for this! LMAO

It was a beautiful Sunday morning. As Naruto Uzumaki packed his bags inside of the small compartment of the train, he looked back at the forest behind him with a nostalgic smile. Inside the forest was the entrance to the Hidden Leaf Village, his home and refuge for his entire life. But after getting accepted at Seitetsu Gakuin High School, Naruto was prepared to leave his shinobi life behind and start a new, normal life and become a normal teenager. He took a breath of the sweet, crisp air around him as he made sure his items were all secure inside the train's compartment. He then slammed the door to the compartment shut, taking a deep breath as he looked back at the forest one more time and stepped onto the train. Naruto sat down next to the window as he watched the train take off, the forest getting smaller and smaller as he watched disappear with a sad smile.

"Next stop, new life," Naruto murmured to himself as he leaned back against the seat and fell into a deep slumber...

One month later

It was morning, about 5:00. Naruto had a stressful day the previous day, the life of a high school student so far not meeting his standards of an "exciting" change as the village had said it would be. He moaned loudly in his sleep as he pushed the covers from his body with his feet, snoring loudly.

"So this is the new one huh?" a voice said from within the room as Naruto immediately awoke, looking around the room with his kunai that he kept by his bed in his palm. No one. Naruto sighed as he scratched his stomach, laying back against his pillow as he looked up at the ceiling and sighed. Naruto brushed his hair back with his left hand as he got up and walked into the bathroom, yawning loudly.

"He's in for a surprise..." a voice said inside the room, sounding as if it was coming from a grotesque looking stuffed animal. "Or should I say she..."

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Naruto screamed as he rushed from out the bathroom, tripping over his feet as he looked at the mirror in front of his bed in shock.

"Missing something?" the voice asked with a chuckle as Naruto looked around, looking down at his body. Naruto Uzumaki had been turned into a woman, his body now a woman's body. He looked in the mirror in shock as he looked at his hair, now even more blond and hanging down to his shoulders. He looked down at his body, once muscular and man like now slim and female like, having breasts that looked as if they were C-cups.

"So who the hell did this to me?" Naruto asked as he (well she) pulled herself up from the ground and covered herself with her favorite orange and black jacket. Naruto zipped it up quickly as she looked around the room, wondering where the voice was coming from.

"I swear to God that when I catch you, I'm going to slam the biggest Rasengan I can create into your chest..." Naruto threatened as she looked around the room.

"What the hell is a Rasengan?" the voice asked as Naruto spotted where the voice was being heard from.

"Yeah, I'm right here!" the voice said as the grotesque stuffed animal jumped up and down.

"Wait, what the hell?" Naruto asked as she picked up the animal and looked at it carefully. "You are the stuffed animal that I got from Kaede Sakura for a housewarming gift... Why would you turn me into a woman?"

"It wasn't me, it was the Moderators," the stuffed animal replied as Naruto looked at it with an annoyed glance. "I am just the messenger for those guys anyway. I guess they have decided to choose you to become Kämpfer."

"A what?" Naruto asked as she looked up and down at her body. "This better be a damn joke or a dream..."

"Not at all," the stuffed animal answered. "This is very real, and you now must find and face other Kämpfer. Oh, and by the way, that bracelet on your wrist is what can tell you when you are about to transform or transform back. So I would watch that if I were you..."

"I can change back!" Naruto cried as she jumped up and grabbed the stuffed animal and tossed it into the air happily. "Yes, this might not be the worst thing ever then! Dammit, now how to get rid of this? I got school in a few hours and I want to go back to sleep..."

"I can help you with that!" the stuffed animal said as Naruto set it down and the stuffed animal attacked, knocking Naruto out.

When Naruto awoke, he looked down and was happy to see that he was back into his male form. He sighed happily as he jumped up from bed and looked around. The stuffed animal was sitting on the shelf Naruto put it on, remaining completely silent.

"Just a damn dream..." Naruto muttered out loud as he walked up to his dresser. "I really need to not use the Sexy Jutsu anymore..." Naruto pulled his school uniform from the dresser and went into the bathroom to take a long shower.

"Hello my friend!" Naruto shouted happily in the shower as the water fell on him, sounds of humming and singing heard from the bathroom.

"What an idiot..." the stuffed animal said as it listened to Naruto in the shower. "He has no idea what he has gotten into..." After the shower, Naruto slipped into his clothes and walked outside, inhaling in the smell of flowers as he walked to the bus stop. He spotted Kaede Sakura by the bus stop, about to walk to school. Naruto walked up quickly, slicking his hair back a bit as he walked up and tapped her on the shoulder gently. Kaede turned around and smiled as she saw Naruto.

"Oh, hey Naruto," Kaede greeted as Naruto gave her a sunny smile and nodded.

"Good morning," Naruto replied as he leaned up against the bus stop sign. "It's good to see you as always Kaede."

"Ditto to you," Kaede replied with a smile as Naruto pointed up the road.

"Do you want to walk to the school together?" Naruto asked as Kaede nodded. Naruto smiled happily as he prepared to take a step in the direction, until the bracelet on his wrist started flashing.

"What the hell?" Naruto wondered as he remembered the words of the stuffed animal. "Uh-oh, why didn't I realize I was wearing this earlier? I can't let her see me like this!" Naruto didn't say a word as he went charging away, hiding behind a tree as Kaede looked around for him in confusion.

"Naruto?" she asked as she looked around, Naruto jumping the fence and going into his backyard. He sighed as the bracelet suddenly flashed brightly, Naruto transforming into a woman.

"Not again!" Naruto screamed as he turned into she. "Why is this happening to me? I have already gone through so much crap in my life! Now this? Dammit!"
"Hmm, looks like I found myself an opponent!" a voice shouted as Naruto turned around and dodged an attack from a red haired girl, the girl dressed in what looked like a school uniform. Naruto looked in surprise, not expecting this.

"What the hell do you want?" Naruto growled as she balled her fist angrily. "I'm so not in the mood right now! Great, I even sound like a chick now..."

"So you are a Kämpfer as well huh?" the girl asked as she pulled out a sidearm. "Hmm, you don't seem like you are even strong enough for me..."

"Oh, you want to scrap huh?" Naruto asked with a grin as she got into a semi fighting pose. "Oh great, how am I supposed to fight when I keep looking down at my own chest?"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" the girl shouted as Naruto looked up at her with confusion.

"What happen? I haven't been listening for like five minutes," Naruto replied as the girl shot at her, Naruto jumping out the way with a quick somersault.

"Hmm, I'm even better now!" Naruto shouted as she made a few quick hand signs, using the Shadow Clone Jutsu. There was then ten female Naruto's on the field, the girl looking at this with surprise.
"You are better than I expected..." she said as she started to shoot at the clones. The clones disappeared quickly, going away as quickly as they were dispatched. Naruto looked in surprise, the girl dead accurate with her pistol.

"Who the hell are you anyway?" the girl asked roughly as she spotted the bracelet on Naruto's wrist.

"I'm Na... ruko Uzumaki," Naruto replied. "Yeah, I'm Naruko Uzumaki in this form!"

"What the hell kind of name is that?" the girl asked as she shot at Naruko. Naruko dodged easily as she turned and looked in surprise at Kaede, who had just walked in the backyard through the fence and was in the radius for the bullet. Naruko quickly dispersed more clones, one of the clones saving Kaede from the bullet as the bullet ricocheted off a metal piece of the fence and went through a already weak tree, the tree coming tumbling down right next to the mystery girl. Naruko herself ran and pushed the girl out of the way, the tree narrowly avoiding them.

"You... saved me?" the girl asked as she seen that the bracelet on Naruko's wrist was bright blue like her own. "I see, so we are allies then. Fine, I won't bother fighting against a weakling like you... What is your real name?"

"Naruto Uzumaki," Naruko answered as she brushed herself off and stood up with a bright smile on her face. "And you are?"

"Akane Mishima," the girl answered as she looked away. "And you better not forget it! The next time we meet, we will be allies! You better not betray my trust or else I will crush you!"

"Um, what's going on?" Kaede asked as she looked up, rubbing her eyes. Her eyes sparkled brightly as she laid eyes on Naruko, a smile enveloping her face.
"Um, got to go!" Naruko screamed as she rushed away, running away quickly. Akane also disappeared, leaving Kaede the only one in the yard.

Naruto sighed, his body finally returning back to normal as he arrived at the school. He looked down and seen that he was still wearing his school uniform, the transformation seemingly changing his/her outfit when they change.

"Naruko and Naruto..." Naruto said as he sighed loudly. "This is just not by day..." As Naruto sat in class, he put his head down and stopped paying attention, falling into a deep sleep.

"You son of a bitch!" a woman's voice screamed as Naruto looked around, seeing that he was inside his mind.

"What the hell is going on?" Naruto asked as he looked down and realized he was Naruko. "Oh, dammit! Even in my mind!"

"You shouldn't be complaining..." a voice said inside the Kyuubi's cage as Naruko looked inside the cage, laughing out loud at the sight he saw. A woman, with fierce red hair sitting inside the cage of the Kyuubi. The woman had the eyes of the Kyuubi, her body covered in a red glow. The sides of her faces were covered in three lines, just like Naruto's.

"Look who got a makeover!" Naruko said as she looked at the mighty Kyuubi, who had been turned from mighty demon fox into a woman with demon fox traits.

"I will surely kill you for this" the Kyuubi girl roared as she looked at Naruko through the cage with her eyes widened angrily. "It seems that when your body goes through changes, so do I..."

"Ha-ha!" Naruko replied as she giggled once again. "I have to endure this, it's only right that you do too... Hmm what is a good new name for you? How about Karen? Ha-ha that's perfect!"
"Naruto Uzumaki, you will die a painful death and I will assure you this," the Kyuubi girl growled as Naruko stuck her tongue out and laughed.

"Have fun... Karen!" Naruko replied as Naruto returned to real life. He looked around carefully as he checked his body, happy to see that he was a male still.

"Thank goodness..." Naruto said as he sighed happily. "Thank goodness..."

"Hey Naruto!" Kanji Higashida shouted as he walked over and flashed Naruto his usual grin. "You got a girl waiting for you... said she needs to talk to you right now..."

"Is it... her?" Naruto asked excitedly as he jumped from his seat happily.

"You think if Kaede Sakura, one of the two beauties of the school came up and seen you that you would be alive?" Kanji asked as Naruto shrugged. "All of the guys would assassinate you! (Including me) Nah, it's some other girl. Go check it out." Naruto nodded as he walked into the hallway, a shy looking girl with light red hair and glasses looking up at him.

"Um hi, do I know you?" Naruto asked as the girl looked down at the ground, looking very nervous.

"Um hi, I'm Akane Mishima," the girl said as Naruto gasped in shock.

"NO WAY!" Naruto shouted. "You are the girl who attacked me?"

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