Darkvizardking: Hello folks, this idea has been bouncing around in my head for awhile now, and I just can't stop it till I do it, and this one is now crossing my two top fave anime, Naruto, and Hellsing. So sit back, enjoy the show, and watch the awesome.

Naruto: The No-life king

Chapter 1: Meetings, family.

Night was beginning to fall in Konohagakure (Village Hidden in the Leaves) on Oct 10th. A large crowd was gathering, holding torches and pitchforks, some of the ninja in the mob holding kunai or katana. These men were ready to go on a hunt, but not for a criminal, unless you asked them. No, they were on a hunt to get rid of what they believed to be the Kyuubi no Kitsune in human flesh. Or as he is supposed to be known, eight year old Naruto Uzumaki. Yes, these men were going to hunt down a young boy, and if they could, see him die a painful death. Now you ask, 'Why must a child suffer so?'

It all started eight years ago on this same day, when a fearsome beast known as the Kyuubi no Kitsune attacked the village. That is what most know, but what many do not know, is that the beast was forced into attacking the village by a single man, known as Madara Uchiha. The disgruntled ex-clan head resented the village ever since his rival, Hashirama Senju was named Hokage. He tried to rally his clan to revolt, but sadly no one followed his insane ideals. He fought to destroy his rival, the battle creating a great chasm known only as the Valley of the End. Madara tried to use Kyuubi against Hashirama, but sadly that also failed. After the confrontation, Madara disappeared, and did not appear again until Naruto's birth, in order to steal the Kyuubi from the current Jinchuriki, Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto's mother. While the events that followed are murky, the result was obvious, the Kyuubi was unleashed on the village, and both Naruto's mother and father perished. One because of her Bijuu being ripped out, the other sealing the beast into their son.

But enough of history, let's focus on the present. It seems the mob has caught up to him near the gate to the village. They managed to surround him, and began to beat him, using kunai, glass, whatever they could find. Naruto mentally pleaded that someone would help him, in a moments chance, he slipped away from the mob, the bleeding heavy and extensive. He ran to what seemed like an abandoned mansion hidden in the forest. The gates swung open, and he quickly ran for safety, but sadly, a few of the mob managed to get in before the gates closed.

One of the members of the mob noticed the mansion, and said, "So the demon ran into the Namikaze estates did he? That little bastard will die for sure." A few of the mob held sinister smirks, but a voice behind them chilled their blood. "WHAT DO YOU FOOLS THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

(Inside the manor)

Naruto ran down the hallways, the mob members close on his trail. He managed to make it into the basement, but all but one door was locked, so he quickly hid in the room, and sat next to two people that were in the room, his blood trailing on the floor. But when he took a closer look, he saw that they were both female, and each had a cylinder type object next to them. But the most frighting thing of all was, both of them were DEAD. He backed up away from them, fear evident on his face, he thought, 'Oh god, who would leave them down here like this, what are they?' The door to the room was kicked open, and one of the mob members saw him and said, "We found you demon, now you'll die."

As one of the mob members reached out to grab the boy, they heard something move, and they turned their heads slowly to the two corpses that were in the room. Only, they had started to move, and they were licking up the blood that was on the floor from where Naruto was sitting. They slowly picked up the weapons that were beside them. The first had pale skin from lack of sun, her hair down to shoulder length, it being stark white. She wore what looked like a police uniform, and her eyes glowed a dark red. The other had much longer hair, though it was white all the same, flowing down to her knees. Her skin was more greyish, slightly freckled, and had glasses over her red eyes, but wore a military suit. It was black, with a green tie, brown shoes, and white gloves were on her hands.

In a dark voice, the first one said, "Who dares attack our master." One of the mob members, confident, or ignorant, said, "So you're this demon's whores, quite a sick little fuck." He tried picking Naruto up by the scruff of his shirt, except, his hand was gone, seemingly sliced off at the elbow. The rest of the mob heard, "Looking for this?" they turned to the first woman, and say the man's arm in her hand, the blood flowing like a wine bottle, and in a manner that would make her old master proud, she raised the arm over her head, and began to drink the blood, her tongue hanging out as she lapped it up. The second woman spoke up, saying, "My, are you going to hog it all?" The first woman said, "Don't bother, it's disgusting. They seem like such a nuisance, let's get rid of them."

One of the mob members tried to plead, and said, "Wait, please," The first woman grabbed Naruto, and held him near her bosom, while the second pointed her gun straight at the mob, and in a voice that promised pain, said, "Thinker, fighter, soldier, sailor, my bullet punishes all, WITHOUT DISTINCTION!" She pulled the trigger once, and what seemed like a ball of light teared through them, acting as if it had a life of it's own. It curved, moved, acted as if it were controlled, until finally, the mob was nothing more then chucks of flesh on the ground.

The two women's eyes turned from red to blue, then looked down and the boy in the first one's arms, and the second woman said, "Well, what should we do now Seras? His wounds have healed over, but he seems to have fainted from all the blood he lost." The woman, known as Seras, said, "I agree Rip, let's take him to one of the upper rooms and get him cleaned up. He's a mess." Rip nodded, and as they made their way to the rooms, Rip noticed a large group outside, and said, "We have company, and they don't seem very friendly." Seras looked outside, and saw she was right, and she said, "You take care of the boy, I'll take care of them." Rip was shivering, as she found the master bedroom, and quickly undressed herself, knowing she had to get another suit, as blood is hard to remove. She took Naruto into the bathroom to get him cleaned up, washing his hair, checking his wounds, and found some sleepwear for him to use, and once that was done, placed the boy in bed, donned a fresh suit, sat in a chair and opened a book on the nightstand to pass the time, humming her favorite opera, Der Freischütz, to pass the time.

(Outside the manor)

Seras carried the cannon Walter created, it imposingly held on her back. Her eyes turned red, and she said, "WHAT DO YOU FOOLS THINK YOU'RE DOING?" the rest of the mob looked at her, pne of the fools said, "Where is the demon bitch? Or do we have to kill you too?" Seras's scowl grew larger, and she said, "You have two choices, leave, or die." The mob started to laugh, and Seras held her cannon like a handgun(1), and pulled the trigger. The shell sprang out from the barrel, and when it impacted the mob, they died in an explosion and a shower of gore. Feeling satisfied with herself, she started to walk back toward the manor, when a voice called out, "WAIT RIGHT THERE!"

She turned back to see what looked like to her, an old man in robes, and a few of what looked like men and women in masks. Though two stuck out, a woman with dark hair and a raven mask, and one with purple hair and a snake mask. Seras then said, "Why are you here, are you after my Master as well?" Sarutobi raised an eyebrow at the word master, but said, "Please, give Naruto back to us, My ANBU here saw him chased in this direction, and he went into that mansion." Seras then said, "Why? So you can throw him back to the wolves this village is filled with? I know everything that's happened to him, so excuse me if I won't let him go back to that.(2)" And with that, she started to walk away, but the raven masked woman ran to the gate, and said, "Wait, just tell us he's okay, is he?" Seras looked back, and saw the woman's coal black eyes stare back, and thought, 'She holds concern for master, and so does that snake masked one.' She continued to walk away, but said, "He's okay, but he'll be staying here."

Sarutobi glared at the woman's back, but when she turned her head, he shivered in fear, those red eyes, ones that instilled more fear then even Kyuubi. Seras calmly walked back into the manor, and Sarutobi thought, 'I'm too old for this shit.'

(Naruto's mindscape)

Naruto woke up, only to find himself in what looked like a rotten sewer. As he made his way through the water, he heard dark, haunting laughter. He saw a bright light ahead of him, and as he passed through the doorway, he saw a massive cage, the bars making it so even he could not slip through, and for a lock, all he saw was a paper tag with the kanji for seal. He looked into the cage, and a giant red eye stared back at him. Startled, Naruto fell back on his ass, and backpedaled a bit. He stammered out, "W-who, who are you?" the outline of a giant fox face appeared in the cage, and he heard, "My, they didn't tell you now did they? Strange, you'd think they would tell you something so important. As the fact that you are my jailor."

Naruto had a confused look on his face, and he said, "Wait, you, you can't be the Kyuubi, the forth killed you, didn't he?" Kyuubi shook it's head, and said, "We Bijuu cannot be killed, only sealed. I have seen your memories boy, as did those two women, an I must say, I am disgusted with this village." Naruto was still shivering in fear, so the fox thought of a different solution. The outline began to shift and shrink, until it went from the outline of a fox, to a woman.

She stepped out where Naruto could see her, and his face would make a tomato look white. She had shoulder length red hair, her eyes a dark red. She had whisker marks, much like his own, and her low D cup breasts, and hourglass figure made her seem like a goddess. Except, she had two fox ears on her head, nine tails waving behind her, and she was naked. Naruto squeezed his nose to prevent a nosebleed, and he said, "Can you put some clothes on please?" Kyuubi smirked, and said, "Why? Don't you like what you see?" She turned and moved, ensuring he saw her whole body. Naruto closed his eyes, and she could hear him mutter, 'Not a pervert, not a pervert.' Kyuubi smiled, and thought, 'Such a gentleman.' She materialized a blood red kimono, and after she slipped it on, she said, "Now Naruto-kun, there is one other matter to attend to."

Naruto opened his eyes, and said, "Really? What is it?" Kyuubi sighed, and said, "It has to deal with your family." Naruto froze, this was the very subject he tried to ask Sarutobi for years, but he always avoided it for some reason. Kyuubi continued, "It may be hard for you to believe, but your father, I barely got a chance to see him, but your mother, I know who she is, seeing as I was sealed in her before you." She was interrupted, as the dark laughter returned, and the walls of the sewer were covered in eyes. Kyuubi quivered in fear, as she said, "He's coming." Naruto asked, "Who? Who's coming?" Kyuubi merely pointed to where Naruto came in and said, "The hunter, the immortal, and your ancestor. He went by many names, but he only had one that mattered." A dark figure stepped into the light. It wore a grey suit, a strange red tie, a long red duster, and a red fedora hat. His eyes were hidden under orange tinted sunglasses. His dark hair visible under the hat. Kyuubi shivered, and said, "It's him, Alucard."

Alucard walked closer, and said, his voice one for the grave, "You must be my descendant, so young, and yet you know so much hatred. What will you do, if you were to gain power?" Naruto, still shaken in fear, said, "I would prove those fools wrong, I would CRUSH THEM TO THE GROUND FOR THEIR SINS!" Alucard started to laugh, his laughter as cold and cruel as the grave he crawled out of, and he said, "Excellent, excellent, soon, you will grow stronger, but until then, I shall take my leave." Alucard disappeared.

Kyuubi released a breath she did not know she held, and saw that Naruto started to vanish. She quickly said, "If you need to talk to me, just think it, I'll hear it." Naruto nodded, and he vanished to the waking world.

(Namikaze master bedroom)

Naruto slowly opened his eyes, his body feeling different. He looked to his left, and saw a long haired girl reading a book, humming something he couldn't understand. He groaned as he sat up, and the girl put her book down, and with a strange accent, said, "Oh thank goodness you're awake master, we were starting to worry about you." Naruto blushed at the girl, and said, "Master? Me?" The girl nodded, and said, "Yes, my name is Rip van winkle, former first lieutenant of the Millennium battalion. After my defeat at the hands of master Alucard, I was made retainer of the Hellsing family after his death. You see, I, along with my fellow retainer, were sealed in that chamber until we were needed. You could say you were like a prince coming to wake up two princesses." Naruto blushed, and though he wouldn't admit it, the girl before looked good, she seemed in her twenties, but her eyes told she had seen much carnage, most of it made by herself.

Naruto then asked, "There were two of you, so, where's the other one?" Rip opened her mouth to speak, but a voice from the open door said, "I'm right here, seems the men that followed you in here had some friends, which I gladly got rid of." She had a evil smirk, which oddly reminded Naruto of Alucard, and he felt like showing one of his own, and he said, "Did they suffer for long?" Seras shook her head, and said, "No, I blasted them straight to hell." Naruto chuckled, and said, "Good, it's about time those bastards tasted the very same fear they tried to drive into me all these years."

Alucard was laughing in Naruto's mindscape. For you see he did not leave, he just went to a different part of his mind, and started tinkering with his personality. Making him darker, more sadistic, but still left traces of his old personality behind. Alucard then thought, 'I hope you enjoy feeling free, because soon, my heir, you will strike fear into their hearts, just as they tried to do so onto you.'

Seras then did a bit of a bow, and said, "My name is Seras Victoria, retainer of the Hellsing family, as I can see you met Rip already." Naruto nodded, and as a surprise to both women, his eyes turned red, his fangs grew, and his skin grew pale. Seras watched, and she said, "He's been turned, but how? Did you bite him Rip?" Rip shook her head, and said, "It wasn't me, wait, this feeling, it belonged to one person, Master Alucard." They both looked at the boy, who managed to pass out due to the ordeal, and they both thought, 'The Hellsing family will rise again.'

(The next day)

Naruto woke up, his head feeling groggy, but his body felt stronger, but incomplete for some reason. Rip chose that moment to walk out of the shower in a bath robe, and Naruto covered his eyes. She giggled at his reaction and said, "Guten Morgen (good morning) master, why are you under the covers like that?" Naruto's blush grew, and he said, "Because, a gentlemen doesn't look at a lady when she's indecent." Rip giggled at his attitude, and sat next to him on the bed, and said, "That is true, but what if the girl wants you to see, is that better?" Naruto's blush grew, and luckily Seras walked into the room, and said, "Quit teasing him like that,' Naruto had a sigh of relief, thinking, 'She must be the level-headed one.' He then heard, 'We need to wait till he hits puberty for that." He hung his head, and thought, 'Dammit, wrong again.' he felt himself pulled into Rip's lap and she said, "We have much to talk about today. A woman in a raven mask dropped off a scroll for you this morning. She said it was for your eyes only master."

Naruto raised and eye brow, and Seras handed him the scroll, and it read:

To my son, Naruto.

By the time you read this, I'm sure you either became Chunin, turned 16, or Sarutobi thought you were ready. As I write this final letter, Kyuubi attacks our village, so I do not have long. A clone is dealing with certain matters in town, allowing me to write this. If you can't tell by looks alone, my name is Minato Namikaze, or as this village knows me as, the Yondaime Hokage. It was my hope that this village may see you as a hero, but as your mother Kushina has told me, it's just a dream. I have done some digging into my family tree, and saw that it goes back to before the Ninja era, to before the world was remade, our family, was once known as Hellsing. They were the ones that took down creatures known as Vampires. As strange as it may sound, they did. Their leader, was a woman by the name of Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. To put it bluntly, she was our family's version of Tsunade, thankfully without the inhuman strength. She was fierce, respected, and knew just exactly how to get the job done. From what I was able to find out, she and oddly enough, a vampire named Alucard grew closer then many suspected. Because of this, Alucard's blood flows in our family's veins. The toughest of Hellsing's leaders, and the strongest vampire, you'll certainly have a lot to live up to. The old Hellsing manor was gone, but I built the clan estate over the old foundation. Make me proud son, and don't ever let those fools walk all over you.

Minato Namikaze Hellsing, Yondaime Hokage.

Naruto had his fists clenched, his eyes watery, and tears threatened to fall. He looked to Seras and asked, "What was Integra like as a person?" Seras smiled, and said, "She was the strongest woman I ever met, she stared death in the eye many a time, and only walked away smiling. I respected, and even envied her. I was still getting used to be a vampire at the time, but she along with master Alucard toughened me up."

Naruto then looked at Rip, and asked, "So, what's your story, you mentioned being in an army." Naruto saw Seras glaring at Rip, and Rip nervously said, "Well, you see, I once was part of a German army that fought against Hellsing, and the world entirely, it was under the control of a man by the name of Adolf Hitler, who had dreams of ruling the world. I was a loyal soldier, fighting for her country, until I was turned into a vampire. That was when I was put into the Millennium battalion, and it wasn't until I received a mission to over take a ship, that I finally died. Master Alucard crushed me and the forces I had with me. It was a bloodbath, and then, I died, and I slept until I was released from the slumber some time later, and was a retainer for the family ever since." She looked down, thinking that Naruto would hate her, but was surprised to feel him lift her chin, and say, "Sounds to me like you were following orders, like a good soldier. War is a messy business, and death is everywhere, and swallows everyone. If Alucard trusted you enough to protect this family after he was gone, then so can I." Rip and Seras saw his eyes, and saw wisdom beyond his years, but what they didn't know, was that Kyuubi fixed his mental capacity, allowing to think clearer, and show wisdom.

Rip gave Naruto a hug, unknowingly pressing his against her, and while Seras tried to break her hold of him, Naruto passed out, and thought, 'I love my life.

A/N: ANNNNNDDD DONE! Damn this was in my head awhile. But now it's out, and next time, we have Naruto trained, and ready to graduate the academy, and a few surprises along the way, so GOOD NIGHT, AND REVIEW!