Kakuzu grunted as he sat up burying his face in his hands. "Ugh my head hurt."

"Mine to." Hidan mumbled as he sat up beside Kakuzu one hand holding the blanket up to his chest the other rubbing his temples.

They both froze. They slowly turned their heads to look at each other. There was complete silence for what seemed like eternity. Then they both screamed."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED! "YOUR BED!"

"THIS IS MYYYY BED! THAT'S YOUR BED!" kakuzu yelled as he pointed at the other bed across the room.

"NUHU! THAT'S YOUR BED! NOW WHY ARE YOU IN MYY FUCKING BED AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS MYY BED AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED!"

WHAM! The bed room door was thrown open making the zombie twins scream. Deidara was standing in the doorway pissed off. Sassari Dana had yelled at the blonde earlier that morning for "accidentally" blowing up one of his puppets. "Leader wants to see you guys now, un!" Deidara snapped before slamming the door closed.

Kakuzu and Hidan sighed in relief. Unfortunately the door was slammed open again, and the zombie twins screamed again. A certain blond stood in the doorway.

"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS…Have a TV! Me and sasori dana don't have a TV in our room! That's sooo UNFAIR, Un!" the pissed blonde slammed the door closed and stormed away leaving Hidan and Kakuzu in an awkward silence.

Hidan and Kakuzu quickly got out of the bed on opposite sides. Kakuzu pulled the sheet off the bed holding it around his waist like a towel. Hidan pulled the blanket off the bed holding it against his chest, so it covered his hole body from his chest to toe.

Kakuzu wondered why the hell Hidan was covering his whole body. He never seemed to care about being seen naked before. Why would he suddenly start to care now?

"Sooo…what did we….d-do last night e-exactly?" Hidan stuttered.

"…I-I don't remember….anything that happened yesterday…"

"D-did we-"

"NO!" Kakuzu said much louder then he anticipated cutting Hidan off. "We just got drunk and past out in the same bed…naked….that's all." he let out a nervous laugh

"Ya, that's what happened. There's NO way in hell we'd do that…We fucking hate each other!"

They both got dressed and started to walk the Pain-sama's office. Both trying to forget what had happened that morning telling themselves that nothing, NOTHING had happened. But they both knew that was a lie. Something HAD happened, but what?