A/N: In case it isn't painfully obvious, the first verse concerns Anakin's assault on the Jedi Temple, and second verse is about slaying the Separatists on Mustafar. Picture him in a red leather outfit with shoulder pads, dancing with clone troopers, and imagine Ian McDiarmid reciting the final rap instead of Vincent Price.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.

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It's close to midnight
The Chosen One is knockin' at the door
You see his dead eyes
And know that he's not like he was before
You try to scream
But Vader's choking you before you say it
You start to flee
But his lightsaber's right between your eyes
You're paralysed

'Cause he's a killer
Killer knight
And no one's gonna save you from the Sith about to strike
Yes he's a killer
Killer knight
You're fighting for your life against a
Jedi
Killer
Tonight!

You hear the doors slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the gloved hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
Before your eyes
Skywalker undergoes a transformation
And all the while
He gives to his anger and his hate
It's far too late

'Cause he's a killer
Killer knight
There ain't no second chance against a saber made of light
Yes he's a killer
Killer knight
You're fighting for your life against a
Killer
Jedi
Tonight!

Clones raise their guns and the Jedi are stunned by this masquerade
There's no escaping from Order 66 in time
This is the end of the line

He's out to get you
Lord Sidious has pawns on every side
He will possess you
A suit of armour just to stay alive
Now where's the time
That you and Padmé used to spend together
After the fight
You realize the truth behind your dream
You made her scream

Now you're a killer
Killer knight
You can't turn back the time so that you didn't kill your wife
Killer
Killer knight
You're fighting for your life inside a
Suit of
Armour
For life!

Darkness falls across the land
The Sith's revenge is close at hand
Midi-chlorians in your blood
Won't stem the never-ending flood
And whosoever shall oppose
This grand Empire I propose
Must stand and face the Death Star's might
Extinguishing your planet's light

Your Jedi Order disappears
The work of forty thousand years
Colossal Star Destroyers loom
Closing on your rebel moon
And though you fight to stay alive
Your morals start to slide
For no mere mortal can resist
The power of the Dark Side

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