Sorry that it's been so long everyone! I've been busy… living… and watching Disney movies (the classic ones that were made before 2000, because once when the year 2000 hit, I swear every Disney movie that is meant for children is crap. That's just my opinion) and I've also been obsessing over Nightwish. Anyways in this chapter there will be tons of Disney references, just because I'm obsessing over Disney movies and Nightwish, which I stated previously, and now I'm going to shut up.
**DISCLAIMER** I do not own gone, and don't remind or I'll go Drake and/or Caine on you. Maybe even gaiaphage too… if that's even possible. Well, it's your choice. ;)
PLEASE R&R well if you want too I can't tell you too…
Diana Ladris logged on.
Caine Soren logged on.
Drake Merwin logged on.
Diana: so, what's the plan, Caine?
Caine: *shrugs* am I supposed to know this stuff?
Diana: well, you know, kinda
Diana: what do you think, Caine? You're the leader of us, so you have to be the one with a plan
Diana: It's called common sense
Caine: well I don't have a plan so HA!
Diana: *sigh* why am I with a bunch of morons?
Drake: I'm not a moron, Caine is!
Caine: yeah that's-
Caine: HEY!
Diana: … well he's partially right
Diana: except, he's a moron too, so…
Drake: what do we do now?
Caine: oh! Oh! Oh! Let's watch Disney movies!
Diana: NO
Drake: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO AGREE WITH DIANA AND NORMALLY I HATE TO AGREE WITH HER BUT AS OF NOW I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE AND I LIKE CAPS LOCK
Caine: CAPS LOCK IS MY THING!
Drake: NOT ANYMORE
Caine: I… WILL… KILL… YOU…
Diana: *sigh* as much as I'll enjoy that…
Diana: you know, I've always been wondering, Caine, who is your role model?
Caine: it's more of role models, you see…
Caine: there's Eric Cartman, oh and the best Disney villain ever, the Horn King, I mean, he's creepy and can make an entrance and sometimes he still scares me
Diana: …
Drake: …
Drake: Chernabog is the best Disney villain…
Diana: oh god…
Diana: here comes a disagreement and then Sam and Astrid are going to come in and start arguing with us
Sam Temple logged on.
Astrid Ellison logged on.
Diana: … I totally just called that…
Sam: hey, what are we arguing about?
Astrid: this better be good
Diana: we're arguing about who's the best Disney villain and oh Caine's role models are Eric Cartman and the Horn King
Drake: I still say that Chernabog is the best Disney villain ever
Caine: no it's the Horn King
Diana: it's Maleficent, since she's like, almost my idol… almost…
Sam: well mine as well join the debate…
Sam: the best Disney villain ever is Jafar
Sam: I WIN
Sam: and one more thing… who's the Horn King?
Diana: oh he's in that unpopular Disney Classic called The Black Cauldron which for a children's movie it is dark-natured which is why it didn't sell as well as the others
Astrid: well, I want to join this debate too
Astrid: but my favorite villain from Disney is a tie between the Evil Queen and Hades
Drake: Chernabog is a demon, the devil so he wins
Caine: yes but the Horn King scares the crap out of everybody
Drake: NOT ME!
Diana: Maleficent is, since she's the Mistress of all Evil
Astrid: so kinda like you?
Diana: … yeah, I guess so
Diana: it works
Sam: why are we arguing about this? Who the hell came up with this debate? And I already won, because I called it
Caine: I WIN, SAMMY, I WIN
Sam: only Drake can call me 'Sammy' because I hate that name…
Drake: HA! IN YOUR FACE CAINE!
Caine: go die in a hole
Drake: OH LOOK A UNICORN
Caine: I'm not falling it…
Caine: OKAY WHERE IS IT?
Diana: …there are no unicorns, Caine… sorry
Caine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Drake: and you weren't going to fall for it…
Lana Arwen Lazar logged on.
Sam: hey let's solve this debate
Sam: hey Lana, can you solve our debate?
Lana: possibly
Sam: Out of the Horn King, Chernabog, Maleficent, Jafar, the Evil Queen, and Hades- who is the best Disney villain?
Lana: oh god I do not want to get involved
Lana Arwen Lazar logged off.
Caine: that totally just solved our argument
Sam: HEY I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU TRY SOMETHING MR. I-LOVE-UNICORNS!
Astrid: well hun, it wasn't that much of an accomplishment
Sam: HEY IT WAS WORTH A TRY
Drake: QUIT USING CAP LOCKS!
Caine: IT'S MY THING
Drake: NO IT'S MINE
Edilio Escobar logged on.
Sam: hey Edilio, who's the best Disney villain? And who gets caps lock- me, Drake, or Caine?
Edilio Escobar logged off.
Diana: … FAIL
Sam: SHUT UP
Astrid: I'm sick of this arguing…
Astrid: I'm logging off…
Sam: NOOOOOO! I NEED YOU TO BE WITH ME WHILE I WIN WHATEVER DEBATE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AND I NEED YOU TO BE WITH ME WHEN I CELEBRATE MY VICTORY!
Astrid: … no… sorry hun, but you're by yourself
Astrid Ellison logged off.
Sam: … damn
Diana: well how do we decide who's the best Disney villain?
Sam: *shrugs* let's just not argue anymore about this…
Sam: since we're fourteen and shouldn't be watching Disney movies
Caine: too late for that…
Sam: *sigh* that is true, that is true
Sam Temple logged off.
Diana: I will not be the last one to log off
Caine: either will I
Diana Ladris logged off.
Caine Soren logged off.
Drake: hello
Drake: I just went to Taco Bell and now I'm back
Drake: hello?
Drake: guys?
Drake: am I by myself?
Drake: hey does that mean I won?
Drake: I TOLD YOU THAT CHERNABOG WAS THE BEST DISNEY VILLAIN EVER! I TOLD YOU ALL AND DID ANY OF YOU LISTEN? NO, YOU DIDN'T!
Drake: now good day
Drake Merwin logged off.
Well, wasn't that somewhat funny? Anyways, I understand that it is impossible for Drake to get Taco Bell, but um… I had Taco Bell so it was… necessarily… And I hope you liked this chapter, and I do realize how OOC that this story is, so yeah…
Anyways, I'm rambling. I always ramble. Have I ever mentioned my rambling? Oh, I probably did, so now I will shut-up.