Ciel Comes to School with Me – 24
Last Day of School
So, I wrote this at midnight. It contains large amounts of crack. Excuse me if you don't like it. But I have a feeling you will.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs in this chapter. They're from Avenue Q and Legally Blonde. Kendall showed them to me, and I was laughing so hard. Then we walked around all day singing them.
Disclaimer: Everything that happened in this chapter is true, except obviously the parts with Ciel. Seriously, Kendall and I walked down the hallways singing these all day. People probably hated us or thought we were gay by the end of the day. XD
Me: It's the Last Day, Last Day, gotta get down on Last Day. Everybody's lookin forward to summer, sumer! Last Day, Last Day, no more school for us today!
Ciel: What is that horrible noise?
Kendall: *jumps off of ledge and voraciously hugs me* HIYA, HIKARU! (My alternate nickname. I have a lot of those.)
Me: EWWW! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?
Ciel: *plugs nose and pulls shirt up over his face*
Kendall: *plugs nose* Courtney just let off a stink bomb in the bathroom. Isn't it lovely?
Me: Well Kaoru, what shall we be doing on this MARVELOUS, WONDROUS LAST DAY OF SCHOOL?
Kendall: First we're doing community service, then a speech from the principle, lunch, and then signing yearbooks.
Me: Ugh. I just wanna sign yearbooks and then go home!
Kendall: Yeah, I do too. But at least we can try to convince the teachers to put us all in the same group for community service!
*30 minutes and some very, very, VERY convincing talks later* (And please don't think of that in the dirty way)
Mrs. Depew: Girls and Ciel, clean the tops of the lockers!
Me: What? You want the three shortest kids in this entire school to clean the tops of the lockers? What about Andrew? He's 6' 2"!
Depew: Just do it!
Kendall, Me, Ciel: *cower in terror* Yes, ma'am!
Me: *mutters under breath* Stupid pregnancy hormones…
Kendall: Is he gay or European?
Me: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way!
Kendall: He's GAAAAAY
Me: And European!
Kendall: He's GAAAAAY
Me: And European!
Ciel: We're gay AND European!
Kendall and Me: CIEL? YOU KNOW THAT SONG? :3
Ciel: Yeah…. What's the big deal?
Me: It's like, the best song ever!
Kendall: Especially with the Ouran clips!
Me: *nods head vigorously* Kendall, why are you so happy?
Kendall: Cuz my life SUX! :D Deai ni; irowa; nakuta
Me: Monokuro; fukinekeru!
Kendall: Suzushii; yubi; temaneku, mama, ni!
Me: It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three!
Kendall: Ciel, whose life sucks more: Laura's or mine?
Ciel: MINE!
Kendall and me: ?
Ciel: My parents are dead, my house is gone, I have no friends, I'm missing my eye! (Just imagine Ciel singing that in the 'tone?' it's supposed to be sung in.)
Kendall: It sucks to be you!
Me: It sucks to be you!
Ciel: It sucks to be MEEEEEE!
Kendall: Laura, what are you laughing about?
Me: Racism!
Kendall: *laughs*
Random kid: Look! There goes Jesus!
Me: Now there goes a fine black man!
Kendall: No, Jesus was white.
Me: No, I'm pretty sure Jesus was black.
Ciel: Guys, guys! Jesus…was Jewish!
Me, Kendall, Ciel: *burst out laughing*
Mrs. Depew: Girls and Ciel, go clip coupons for the soldiers!
Me: OW! Kendall, you stabbed me!
Kendall: You're the one that put your arm by my scissors!
Me: You're the one that flicked your scissors all about like a madman!
Ciel: Hey, look, here's an ad for Butt Paste!
Me: What the hell is butt paste? Hey, Kendall, do you need some paste for your ass?
Kendall: Why, yes, I think my ass needs some paste, thank you very much!
Me: Oh, and look, here's an ad for "Men's and Women's Underwear! Now 40% more absorbent!" Aww, and they'll even ship it to your house for free in case your too embarrassed to go out in public and buy some! Isn't that sweet?
Mrs. Depew: LESS TALKING, MORE CUTTING!
Kendall: I've cut as much as I can! I can't be a cutter no more!
Me: Kendall, stop being emo!
Kendall: *laughs*
Ciel: What's emo?
Me: Well, it originated as a style of music, and the people that liked it started getting called emo. But now, it's more colloquial and means anyone that cuts their skin on purpose.
Ciel: That's horrible!
Me: Yeah, I know. My friend Jack used to do that. But she's better now, thank God.
Kendall: Hey Laura, here's an ad with Tinkerbell in it. Isn't she cute?
Me: *stabs ad with scissors*
Ciel: Well that was violent…
Me: Duh! Of course it was violent!
Kendall: Laura, what the hell was that for?
Me: I hate Tinkerbell! She's so annoying and girly and slutty!
Kendall: She is NOT slutty!
Me: Of course she is, just look at her dress!
Kendall: Eh, yeah, I guess you've got point.
Me: Ha! Here, let's go throw these scraps in the trash!
Me, Kendall, Ciel: *get up to throw scraps away*
Undertaker: Heeheeheeheeeheeeee! Would you there kids like to buy some chocolate?
Ciel: No way! It's probably full of opium! *Hides behind me* Kill it, Laura, kill it!
Me: *clears throat* So, uh, Mr. Undertaker, you do know that this is school grounds right?
Undertaker: Yes, and?
Kendall: First of all, opium is illegal. Second of all, it's even worse to be selling it on school grounds. If you get caught, it's like, double the fines. So get out of here!
Undertaker: *Hobbles away cackling to self*
Ciel: Kendall, check your pocket.
Kendall: He stole my pocket watch!
Me: *chases after Undertaker* I got your watch Kendall. You're welcome.
*10 Unproductive, song-filled minutes later*
Me: Well, now what do we do that we finished cleaning and cutting coupons?
Kendall: EAT LUNCH!
Ciel: No, we have a speech from the principle next!
*5 Minutes Later*
Principle: Blah blah stink bombs are not acceptable at this school blah blah we're getting new teachers next year blah blah I expect students to go by the dress code even though it's the last day of school and no one really gives a shit blah blah
Kendall: *looks at me, who is wearing a tank top, which is against dress code*
Me: *gives guilty smile*
Principle: blah blah *ends speech 20 minutes later*
Me: FINALLY! LUNCH!
Ciel: Yum! Pizza!
Me: *talks to everyone sitting at lunch table* Let's play truth or dare! *spins water bottle* *water bottle ends on Kelly* Kelly, truth or dare?
Kelly: Truth.
Me: Loser. *thinks of a question to ask*
*30 minutes later; after I FINALLY figured out a question to ask*
Me: Have you ever had homosexual tendencies?
Kelly: What kind of question is that? No!
*10 minutes later*
Me: The bottle still hasn't landed on me!
Nikki: Fine! *points water bottle at me* Truth or dare?
Me: DARE!
Nikki: I dare you to go hug Jarid!
Me: Fine! *runs up to Jarid, who is surrounded by all his douchebaggy friends and is arguing with Alex* Jarid! Jarid! JARID!
Jarid: Yeah?
Me: I was dared to give you a hug! *Hugs him* 'Kay, bye! *runs giggling back to table*
Everyone at table: *giggles*
Me: He smelled nice.
Kendall: The bottle still hasn't landed on me, either!
Me: Truth or dare?
Kendall: DARE!
Me: I dare you to lick the wall.
Kendall: *licks the wall*
Me: Ew! Gross!
Kendall: It tasted minty.
Everyone at table: *flinches*
Me: Well, that was a gross lunch. At least we get to sign yearbooks now.
*We all sign yearbooks*
Ciel: What is that truck thing?
Me: ZOMG, ICE CREAM TRUCK!
Kendall: Where?
Me: Over there!
*Everyone attacks the truck, clamoring for ice cream*
Me, Kendall, Ciel: Yum. That was good.
*All the preppy girls run around with their mascara running down their cheeks and taking pictures of their friends with their cell phones and pursing their lips like ducks and saying "ZOMG I'M GONNA MISSSSSS YOU SOOO MUCCCH!* (A/N: No offense if you're that type of person. It's just at my school, they're really annoying. And besides, if you're going to miss them so much, how about you invite them to hang out over the summer? Oh wait, you can't? That's cause you're not actually friends! Sorry, please excuse my rant.)
Me: Aww, Kendall, I'm gonna miss you. Are we going to have that sleepover Tuesday?
Kendall: I don't know, 'cause I'm going camping. I'll check with my mom and see.
Me: Well, I'll miss you till then!
Sebastian: *drives into the parking lot with his horse-pulled chariot* Well, Bocchan, is it time to return to England?
Me: NO! I'm keeping him over the summer!
Sebastian: All right then. Adieu, Bocchans. *drives away*
Me: Phew! *wipes forhead* Did you hear that, Ciel? I get to keep you over the summer! And torture-I mean, play with you! We can go swimming and hiking and tree climbing-*continues on rant*
Ciel: WHY?
THE END! :DDDDD
ZOMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING!
I can't believe I got to the end of this story. I didn't think it would ever end!
Don't freak out though, because I came up with a ninja idea: how about I make a sequel called "Ciel Goes on Summer Break with Me"? Whattaya think, huh? Good idea? I just loved Ciel and writing this story so much that I couldn't give it up, but I absolutely, completely could not think of any other classes to add. So then I thought to myself, "Why not take Ciel on summer break with you?" But then I thought it would completely deteriorate the original plot, so I'm going to make it a separate story. I hope you all continue to read it, because it would mean a lot to me.
And now the fun part! This story ABSOLUTELY COULD NOT HAVE CONTINUED without the beautiful reviews from all of these people: DestinedForGreatness, Areida Martinez, LuNa6780, xMaddie, HarukaRayheart, Courtney (See, I put you in here!), Strawberry Rose, Abigail Houck (Sorry for scarring you with the Square Dance. LOL your Pi Day sounds awesome!), Flame Within Ice, MaWink, Lady Luna (I AM SO SORRY! Did I forget to add you in the story? If so, I will DEFINITELY add you to the sequel, I PROMISEEE!), Maybe it's not my weekend, K, Chandinee Richards, Liat, Lightdarkdemon, Lizzysan, AyameMaaka, FallOutGirl21, Himitsu Kurohime, Blackdemonizedgirl, Refrigerator, mesuki321, Aerielle Garcia, Ash, Morpheus9494, Anonymous, mistofan, GeeIWonder, MomokoMaia05 (Where have you been?), and finally: elmoisemo6 (It took me so long to figure out what your name meant. Then I felt really stupid after I figured it out…tee hee!). You guys are the best! :D
Also, I figured all of you should see what my friend Stephanie wrote in my yearbook. Legit! I am NOT making this up, she actually wrote it:
Hello Ciel!
It is I, Sebastian. I would like to wish you the best greetings for the summertime. Have fun for me, because I am simply one hell of a butler!
Love your pyrotechnic butler,
Steffi.
Isn't that totally the funniest thing ever written in a yearbook? For me it is, at least. Let me know if you think you have something funnier ;)
One final 'thank you' for reading this. It means A LOT to me!