Edward Elrics Alchemy Book
Read at the risk of him finding you
Day one
No closer to getting the PS...I'm starting to wonder why I'm hearing meows...
Day two
Still no closer...The meows are coming from Al's suit...
Day three
No closer...Al stole a cat from an old lady...
Day four
No closer... The old lady put me in jail after I returned her cat...
Day five
Al used my bail money to buy a taco.
Day six
Al realized he can't even eat the taco. Damn you...
Day seven
I got out of jail. The police took the taco as bail...
Day eight
Went to Resimbool...still as boring as shit...
Day nine
Left Ressibool. I really don't care how it's spelled ethier...
Day ten
Note to self- Kill Winry. But not before she makes you pie.
Day eleven
Still looking for the PS. As soon as I get it tho, I'm running.
Day 12.
I'm sick of writing out the numbers. Sue me.
Day 13
Note to self- Invent time travel.
Day 14
Not to self- Evaporate all milk, cheese, yogart, cows, goats, or anything dariy.
15
I'm sick of writing Day, so sue me.
16
I'm tired. Going to sleep. But not before I kill Al's cat he stole again...
17
I couldn't kill the cat. Damn stupid furry bastard jumped into the firepit.
18
Al hasn't stopped talking about the cat. God, I know I don't believe in you, but please, kill me now...
19
I had a heart attack... I think God was trying to screw with me...
20
We found yet another fake PS...I really don't care anymore...
21
I got drunk again. Woke up in more old man's car...I can only guess... I'm thinking about suiside after what happened in that car..
22
Another cat... This one gotten eatten by a snake... I watched and giggled the enitre time...
23
I found some poison... Winry stopped me before I drank it...
24
Look, I'm tired of writing in this damn notebook. Every page is one sentance or so...
25
Got drunk again. This time I woke up in a hot girls bed. Score.
26
I figured out that hot girl was Hawkeye...Score...
27
Roy is trying to kill me...Damn...
28
Everyone think this notebook is full of equasions and alchemy ingredients... Kewl...
29
I got stabbed by a beam after Kimblee blew me down a mine... Fuck it hurts...
30
The cold weather here is terrible. The only good thing is I cant find Al anywhere..
31
I haven't written in a while because I was too busy partying.
32
Damn, I found Al...He has filled his void of me with cats...
33
Every cat 'mysteriously' fell off a cliff...
34
I'm eating fried chicken with a Asian...Where the hell am I?
35
Al, if you reading this, you better start running. Because I'm right behind you.
The End... of Al because he is in fact reading this...
Hawkpath: Well that was fun.
Ed: Yeah...funny thing is that's exactaly whats actually in my note book...
Hawpath: e.o