The BAU Chatroom Sessions Series

David Rossi – Rossi2U

Aaron Hotchner – SuperHotch

Derek Morgan – ChocoGodAdonis

Penelope Garcia – iPenGar

Jennifer Jareau "JJ" - Soccer_Star11

Spencer Reid – Genes_R_us

and

Emily Prentiss – Prentiss100

Message Board: "While the team was enjoying a long weekend with no cases, most of them found their team's chatroom... it is now two in the afternoon"

*iPenGar has signed on*

iPenGar: Is anyone here?

(Minutes later two other team members signed on)

*Soccer_Star11 & Rossi2U Have Signed On*

Soccer_Star11: Anyone here?

iPenGar: I'm Here Sweet cheeks! :D

Rossi2U: I'm also here, the old timer.

iPenGar: Rossi! :D You have IM as well! :D:D:D:D

Rossi2U: Whoa, Garcia, i'm old but not that far into those years :S

Soccer_Star11: Suuuure Dave, JK lol

*SuperHotch & ChocoGodAdonis Have Signed On*

iPenGar: Now almost all the sexy men are here!

ChocoGodAdonis: Lol, Hey Baby Girl, you been bahavin' for me?

iPenGar: No

ChocoGodAdonis: :O How come?

Soccer_Star11: Oh come on Derek, Since when have we known Garcia to behave? Lol love you Pen!

ChocoGodAdonis: JJ? When did you get here?

Rossi2U: I see that you're enjoying the show Aaron... or should I say SuperHotch lol

iPenGar: JJ is right Adonis... I never behave lol and I love you too you crazy blonde you! :D 3

SuperHotch: Jack came up with the super part... which i like because i'm his super hero :)

iPenGar: awwww, how is your little mini Hotch?

Soccer_Star11: Yeah how is he? ... lol mini Hotch

SuperHotch: lol He's doing well, just got over the flu

Rossi2U: That's good to know :) So how's been everyones day off so far?

Soccer_Star11: Very well, just finished moving into the new house, which Henry loves :) 3

iPenGar: YAYY! You sooo have to send the new address and number to me and G-man okay, because when you and want some alone time ;) and for my part of the long weekend was very relaxing

ChocoGodAdonis: LMAO! Baby girl, you always put a smile on my face, and my weekend was very busy, if you know what I mean ;)... btw where is pretty boy and our princess?

Rossi2U: TMI, Morgan... and I have no idea; but my weekend was very very noisy... and get your mind out of the gutter Penelope

iPenGar: Pshh good luck with that Rossi lol Our Emily had a date last night... third one this week, must be serious :)

Soccer_Star11: Garcia...gun, your jumping to...wait she's been out three times with this guy this week? What about last week or even better... how long? She told me that she was also seeing a guy but didn't tell me how many dates she's been on

ChocoGodAdonis: Uh oh JJ's jealous! Lol

Soccer_Star11: Shut up Morgan lol... But seriously Pen, how many weeks?

iPenGar: Almost on the one month mark i think... she wouldn't say the exact time, so i'm guessing almost a month

Rossi2U: I think Emily deserves the privacy of her personal life. If what you lovely gossip girls say is true then it must be serious and when she feels ready to talk about it, then she'll tell us

SuperHotch: Dave... this is Emily we're talking about

Rossi2U: Oh...right... Well what about Reid?

Soccer_Star11: Why the sudden defence of Emily and then the change of subject Dave?

ChocoGodAdonis: Uh oh, Rossi's in trouble lol

iPenGar: Are you and Emily dating! :O /3

Rossi2U: What? No! I'm not dating Emily! Hotch some back up please

SuperHotch: I was with Jack and Jessica last night, Dave :)

Rossi2U: ...Prick... :P Anyways, no I am not dating Emily, I think of her like the daughter I never had

ChocoGodAdonis: Hey Maybe it was Reid lol

*Genes_R_us Has Signed On*

Genes_R_us: Hey Whoever's here

ChocoGodAdonis: Hey Speak of the devil, how are you pretty-boy? Lol

Genes_R_us: I'm a little bit tired is all. How has everyones day been?"

SuperHotch: Quiet so far... oh I have to go. Jack wants to go to the park and then I have to drop him off at Haley's. Behave all of you

*SuperHotch Has Logged Out*

iPenGar: Yeah like that's ever going to happen lol. So... Boy wonder,what have you been up to lately? You haven't been on since Friday an it is now Sunday afternoon

Genes_R_us: I've been reading and trying to find a very limited book for my mother, since her birthday is coming up

Soccer_Star11: awww that's sweet of you Spence :)

Genes_R_us: JJ is that you?

Rossi2U: Have you heard of Emily whereabouts, kid? :)

Soccer_Star11: Dave don't you dare follow Morgan's idea!

Genes_R_us: And that idea is what? I'm confused... :S

ChocoGodAdonis: Never mind kid... We were debating who Emily has been seeing and since the two of you hadn't been on this morning and afternoon, we...

iPenGar: Derek, thought that you and Emily were an item and Rossi, being Rossi, had to follow the idea along. Ignore them, we'll figure out who she is sharing her pants with ;)

Genes_R_us: Wayyy TMI Garcia...

ChocoGodAdonis: Are you jealous kid? ;) Apparently she's beens seeing this guy for almost or over a month and they see each other three times a week... she as so got to be gettin' some under the sheets ;) lol

Genes_R_us: Shut up Morgan!

*1 Has Logged Off*

Rossi2U: What's the kid's problem?

Soccer_Star11: Poor Spence... :(

iPenGar: Derek, you'll apologize to him the next time you see or chat together! :|

ChocoGodADonis: Whoa... what did I do? I was just messin' around with him :S

Soccer_Star11: Morgan... You guys have to keep this between the four os us and not tell Hotch... and especially Emily! SWEAR!

Rossi2U: I swear, because I fear you and Garcia and do not want to mess with the two fo you :S

ChocoGodAdonis: I agree with Dave on that one... I swear and I am not joking or messing around

iPenGar: Okay then... Our Resident genius has more than friendship feelings for our raven haired warrior...

ChocoGodAdonis: ...oh... I didn't know, if I did i wouldn't have said that earlier... I'll apologize to him... poor kid :(

Rossi2U: I'll keep it to myself. I enjoy a good laugh as well, but this is not even worth a snort... Well I have to go get ready for a date, see you kids later or at work tomorrow

*Rossi2U Has Logged Off*

Soccer_Star11: Okay... so this conversation is going to be deleted by Garcia after we all log off but we will never mention anything to wither Spence or Emily.. understood?

ChocoGodAdonis: Understood

iPenGar: same here sweet cheeks

(A/N: That's all for chapter one, I have a writers block for other stories right now, but this one just wouldn't leave me alone. Hope you enjoyed it)