This is gonna be SO much fun:)

All the moments involving Shawn and Hunter actually DID happen (just Alexis parts have been added). Otherwise, they're based off pictures or come from my fantastical mind.

There will be a (*) before the blooper if it's actually real.

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(*)

Shawn and Hunter stood backstage in the hallway before their match. Hunter's hair was kept up with a rubber band and the strings of his trunks were hanging outside the fabric and Shawn's pants were unbuckled, a DX sweatband around his thigh.

"Too much garter," Shawn said with a grin.

"Garter," Hunter laughed. "It is if I slip it off you and put it on somebody else."

.~.

(*)

"But for shizzle that was off the hizzle," Shawn said as he and Hunter rehearsed their lines.

.~.

(*)

"Unauthorized Edition," Shawn said, holding up the new DX book as he, Hunter and Alexis rehearsed a plug. "Unauthorized History of D-Generation X."

"The book we don't know the name of," Hunter said with a grin.

"Right, we don't," Alexis laughed.

.~.

(*)

"People are under the impression that what we do is some kind of act," Shawn said. He and Hunter were talking to Show while they tried to get something for Bragging Rights right. "You know very well."

"No, no," Show defended.

"We don't just pretend to be jack offs," Hunter added.

"You are jack offs," Show agreed.

.~.

(*)

"Look, guys," one of the cameramen said as they tried to get a promo for Bragging Rights down, "if you don't need to be in here, you can't be in here for now." Shawn shrugged and started to walk out of the room. "No, Shawn, not you."

.~.

(*)

"But what you don't have," Shawn said, talking to Jack Swagger for a Bragging Rights promo rehearsal, "is respect. Is respect. It's gonna carry this team." He slapped his papers against Hunter's chest. "Talk to him, Hunter."

"Respect," the Game continued. "Or the ability to use the s."

.~.

(*)

"So we're gonna do the first one first?" Shawn asked.

"First one first, second one second," Hunter replied.

.~.

(*)

"That way," Hunter said during the Bragging Rights promo rehearsal, "Shawn and I are here and all you gotta do is, is much smaller screen."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Shawn interrupted. "Who's producing? It's you or him."

"Well, since the cameraman is nodding at me like he don't know what the fuck we're doing, I was gonna help out."

.~.

(*)

"Don't you, don't…" Shawn looked at Hunter who was in the middle of taking pictures, a DX sweatband around his head and a DX shirt in his hand.

"Get out of the way of the camera," Hunter told him.

"Do I look like I'm in any mood?" Shawn asked. The cameramen and Hunter laughed. "I swear, I'll snap. I'll go off, brother."

.~.

(*)

"I'm saying I don't wanna do that 'cause then," Shawn shrugged, "obviously they'll know I'm not legit."

"And we all know," Hunter said with a grin, going through the hand motions, "Shawn is too legit."

"Yeah, is that how you do it?"

"Too legit to quit."

.~.

(*Based off a picture)

Alexis looked behind her and laughed. "Hey, Jeff," she said, nudging the blonde beside her with a grin. "Look at Randy." Jeff looked behind him and started laughing.

Randy was asleep on the bus they were taking from the hotel to the arena. He was leaned down in the seat he was sitting in and his legs were hung over the seat in front of him, sunglasses blocking the sun from his eyes.

"Yes, this will be coming back to haunt him later."

.~.

"Oh my god," Hunter said as he and Alexis practiced their Summerslam promo. "I-Is that Abe Lincoln?"

"No, it's my hands clasped together as I wait for the special effects kick in," Alexis said with a grin. "So close, though."

.~.

Alexis slid her coat off from her distraction outfit during the rehearsal for RAW. "Shit!" she cursed when the sleeve got caught on her watch, the jacket not wanting to come off.

Randy laughed. "That's one way to distract me, Alexis," he said.

.~.

"Pardon the interruption, folks," Alexis said, she and Hunter going over what they were going to say for Unforgiven Spirit Squad promo. "We're The Heartbreakers."

Hunter started laughing. "Really? The Heartbreakers?" he asked. "Do I look like Shawn?"

.~.

"The Rocker, the Heartbreak Girl, the Enigmatic Superstar, they all mean one thing," Hunter said, mimicking Cole. "Alexis Michaels is a loser!"

"Hey, those names make me sound pretty fucking sweet," she argued with a laugh.

.~.

(*)

"I'm sorry," Shawn apologized to Dusty Rhodes during a promo, Hunter looking through The Rise and Fall of WCW beside Dusty. "I'm just a little bit sensitive about all, but, but I'm getting better with it. People tell me I do pretty well now."

"Oh, yeah," Hunter said, closing the DVD case and looking at his friend. "You hide it pretty well there, psycho boy."

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Oh, that was really fun:)

Thank you DX: One Last Stand for giving me so many of these moments:):):):)