A/N: Hello and welcome to: Hogwarts Host Club~! This was waaaay too fun to write in my opinion, and I have no idea which pairings this will hold, but hey! Review! Give me some ideas~!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Wizarding World, JKR does, and I do not own OHSHC (Ouran High Scool Host Club), some Japenese Manga artist does.

Enjoy ^^

"Tama-kun, why do we have to go to England?" Honey said, making his cute eyes. "Why can't we just go to the beach like you said we would?"

"Yeah boss, you said beach." one of the twins said.

"This looks like mountains." The other twin informed them, his fingers splayed across the window of the scarlett steam engine as it chugged along.

"Don't go asking me!" Tamaki stood dramatically on the seat and pointed to the boy in the middle who was busy typing away on a laptop. "It was Kyoya's idea!"

"Is that true Kyo-kun?" Honey said, popping up over the top of Kyoya's screen.

"Yes." Kyoya said without moving his eyes away from the laptop screen. "My father and the headmaster of this school have an agreement. Neither would tell me what it was, but they told us we would be spending a year at this school." Kyoya paused in his typing. "And after the whole Fair fiasco, both my father and Tamaki's father agree that a little break from Ouran was in order."

"But all these people are commoners!" Hikaru whined.

"Yeah, there aren't any elite families here!" Kaoru agreed.

"Ever society has their own way to say Superior. We just have to figure out which is which." Haruhi looked up from the book she was reading as everyone turned to her. "Maybe if we look around, we may even find some more hosts at this school too!"

"How are we supposed to know, I mean look at them!" All of their eyes turned to the train corridor, where many kids in cloaks were passing. "And their fashion sense... horrible." Tamaki shivered.

"They're just uniforms. That's all." Haruhi said, adjusting her own Ouran uniform. "Their headmaster told us that these kids were part of some secret society remember? All that matters now is that we entertain the customers, right?" They all nodded like puppy dogs, all but Kyoya, who pushed up his glasses and continued to type. "So what is the first step?"

They all stared at her blankly. "The first step is to get customers." Kyoya said, still typing away. "We get our own wing of the castle, which we can make just like home."

"What are they going to pay with?"

"Don't they all use that weird occult money?"

"Those weird coins?" Hikaru and Kaoru said.

"I don't know, but we may have to... host for free." Everyone froze and turned to Kyoya as he said this.

"Free?"

"We've never done anything for free!" Tamaki said, his eyes wild. "As king, and Daddy, I will not allow it!"

"well, it's not really free is it?" Haruhi said, resting her head on her hands in deep thought. "It must cost them some money to move everything out of our wing and rearrange classes and everything. I bet technically, we're paying them back, and then the funds we get just go to us staying there, and pays for our food and stuff. It's just that someone else is doing the money counting other than Kyoya."

Silence met this, as they all took this in, before Kyoya clicked his laptop shut. "Alright then." he said. "I need to warn you. My father told me that everything that is electric will not work once we get there, my laptop, our cellphones, we will only be able to use them to call each other, no one beyond the boundries of this school."

"What do they teach here, anyway?" Hikaru asked, glaring out at all the people sneaking glances into the room. "Why do they have to be so far out into the mountains?"

"Magic." Mori grunted, pulling the blinds shut. The Host Club waited for him to elaborate, but as we all know, Mori is not big on words, and did not continue.

"Don't worry guys!" Haruhi said with a cute little smile and a tiny giggle. "It's an adventure! These girls won't know what hit them!"

In the great hall, Hermione was sitting with the rest of the Gryffindors when the new students came in, seven very attractive guys with good hair and nicely fitting blue tuxidos with a foreign crest on the chest. One was tall with dark hair and glasses, one had dark hair but had no glasses with a smaller boy who looked like a first year with blonde hair and a pink bunny on his shoulders. There was another blonde that was taller and looked older than the other blonde, two red haired twins that looked almost as mischievous as the Weasley twins, and a brown haired boy who was looking around curiously.

"May I introduce the hosts of Ouran Academy in Japan, who will be staying in the second floor coridor that once housed the Chamber of Secrets." McGonnegal said with a smile. "They will not be sorted, and will eat meals with us and may go to classes if they desire. They are here as guests, and I will assign a few of you to show them where to go." McGonnegal sat down and motioned for them to sit. Hermione's eyes returned to her food. She had began to eat when she felt a pull on the back of her uniform. She turned to find herself looking down on the smallest boy.

"Hi, miss! Can me and Takashi sit with you?" his eyes became adorably big, and Hermione found herself blushing as she looked up at the boy's huge shadow.

"Uh... I guess so..."

"YAY!" The little boy hugged her and moved in to sit next to her. The tall boy, Takashi, nodded to her and sat on the other side. "I'm Mitsukuni." the little boy said. "But you can call me Honey, and that's Takashi." The silent boy raised an arm before pulling food onto his plate. "But most of us call him Mori. Would you like to hold Usa-chan?" He offered her a pink stuffed bunny which she took.

The bunny blushed.

Hermione handed the stuffed animal back to Honey. "You should come by sometime!" Honey said, his eyes wide and ernest. "You can meet the others! Bring any other girlfriends you have!" The dessert appeared then, and Honey's attention was captured by the entire chocolate cake the house elves must have slaved over.

As Ron reached over for some cake, Honey stood up one the table and grabbed a fork. The cake was gone before Hermione could say Quidditch.

"Mitsukuni. Share." Mori said as he bit into a small apple.

"Oh... did you guys want some?" Honey's eyes became round and tearful. "Are you mad?"

"Nooo..." sighed the girls at the table as the boys became outraged.

"Mitsukuni." Mori said. "You have made them angry." He stood and picked up the young boy, who was pawing his eyes with his fists.

"It's ok Honey!" the girls cooed. Hermione's eyebrows furrowed, had everyone been paying attention to Honey and Mori?

No.

Over at the Ravenclaw table, Kyoya was intertaining the Ravenclaw girls by telling them all about his family business, and that they should come visit them in their wing when they saw the posters, and to tell any of their friends in other houses to come too.

"You can request one of the seven of us." He said, pushing up his glasses with one hand and smiling at all the ladies. "And spend one magical hour with them." Kyoya smiled an inviting smile. "Please, drop by soon." The Ravenclaw girls all nodded, each of them blushing furiously, except Luna, who wasn't paying any attention.

Over at the Slytherin Table, the twins were getting a welcome reception as they told their tales of mischif. "You mean you made them kiss?" Pansy said, her eyes wide.

"Yes." Hikaru said.

"A banana peel." Kaoru said. "It was all very fun."

"Was it more fun than that time you had a dream and we ended up cuddling?" Hikaru asked him.

A blush played across Kaoru's cheeks. "Hikaru! You promised you wouldn't tell anyone! How could you do that?" a single tear went down his cheek, and in a second, Hikaru had Kaoru in a loving embrace, their faces millimeters apart.

"I'm so sorry, Kaoru. Will you forgive me?"

"Of course." Kaoru said, his eyes sparkling, "I can never stay mad at you, Hikaru."

The Slytherin girls were all watching them with rapt attention, each of them blushing, with their eyes glued to the two boys.

"What's with everyone?" Draco asked Blaise hotly. "They're all over the new kids."

"I guess it's just cuz their new, right Pansy?" Blaise asked.

"Shhh!" Pansy shushed them, her eyes on the two. Draco and Blaise exchanged looks as the rest of the Hogwarts girls were transfixed by the Host Club. Draco noticed that Dumbledore seemed to be enjoying the festivities. Then again, Draco mused, the headmaster was gay, so that could explain that...

Over at the Hufflepuff table, Tamaki and Haruhi had the Hufflepuff girls all a-flutter.

"Would you like some cake, Tamaki?" one of the Hufflepuff girls said. When Tamaki turned his eyes on her, she started blushing furiously.

With a move that was much faster than should have been possible, Tamaki had the girl in an embrace, holding their faces close together. "Only if you'll feed it to me, Princess." he whispered. Every girl at the table, with the exception of Haruhi, automatically felt their hearts skip a beat. The girl in Tamaki's arms looked like she may faint.

"Would you like me to?" She whispered.

"Only if you promise to come to visit me... and bring some of your girlfriends..." Tamaki whispered, not breaking eye contact. He lowered his voice further. "Do you promise?"

"I... I promise, Tamaki." she said, her face redder than the Gryffindor crest.

"I'll await you, Princess." Tamaki said, and turned away from her, with a look of great sadness on his face.

"What about you?" one of the Hufflepuff girls said to Haruhi.

"Oh, I'm Haruhi." Haruhi introduced herself to the table. "I'm the newest Host, but I've been with them for a while." She smiled an adorable smile. "I had to pay off a debt, but found I actually like the family-like environment that the Host Club provided." Haruhi looked down at her plate. "You see, my mother died, and the Host Club really helped me out." She smiled again, the girls transfixed with the girl they thought was a boy. "I really do hope that you'll come visit us. Maybe I can introduce you to everyone!" The Hufflepuff girls nodded eagerly.

"I'll come see you, Haruhi!" one said.

"I'll come visit!"

"You can introduce me!"

"Wow." Haruhi's smile left her face to be replaced by a look of pure awe. Then the smile was back, drawing all the girls further in. "Thanks! I didn't think anyone would wanna spend an hour with little old me!"

"Of course we would Haruhi!"

"Why would you think otherwise?"

"I'd love to come see you!"

And so it came that almost the entire population of Hogwarts females were waiting on edge for the Host Club to open at Hogwarts...

A/N: I wrote this little thing because I'm bored and have an annoying bit of writers block.. Please leave a Review for me! I wanna know what you think!