Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

A/N: Here's the sequel to "Oh, Facebook"! It's just random crap mostly. :)


Sasuke Uchiha - Sakura Haruno

Bitch, you're not worth it. My inner Sasuke has told me that Hinata would make a better bride. Good bye.

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Sakura Haruno bitch? youre the bitch, BETCH!

Gaara Sabaku good... stay the hell away from my girlfriend you bitch.

Naruto Uzumaki WHAT THE HELL? leave hinata- chan alone you CHICKENBUTT SAUCE- GAY!

Neji Hyuga Sadly, I agree with Naruto. Stay within a 2 mile radius within Hinata- sama and I'll kick your ass all the way back to Sound.

Suigetsu ouch, touch luck boss.

Sasuke Uchiha like to see you try naruto- baka and barbie neji.

Neji Hyuga Oh, we'll try and SUCEED.


Sasuke Uchiha - Hinata Hyuga

Would you like a chance to go out with the amazingly hot Sasuke Uchiha?

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Hinata Hyuga NO WAY IN HELL

Neji Hyuga Good for you, Hinata- sama.

Sasuke Uchiha :(

Naruto Uzumaki OUCH! you just got REJECTEDD SASUKE! Haha LOL :))

Sasuke Uchiha SHUT UP

Naruto Uzumaki ooooooh... hurt arent u? :D

Sasuke Uchiha soooo... you think ino would be interested instead of hinata?

Ino Yamanaka NO FA- DUCKIN WAY!

Sasuke Uchiha )':

Naruto Uzumaki LOL GO INO! sasuke, you suck at getting chicks. hinata, wanna be my girlfriend?

Hinata Hyuga No.

Naruto Uzumaki :'(((((

Sasuke Uchiha hahaha, REJECTION HURTS, BITCH!

Naruto Uzumaki it just hurts so much! my heart cant take it! :'((((( anyone got a knife?

Sasuke Uchiha haha emo

Naruto Uzumaki EMO? because hinata made me feel depressed, i was gonna cut myself... A PIECE OF CAKE!

Sasuke Uchiha weirdo


Hinata Hyuga

Status: SASUKE UCHIHA YOU FRIGGIN BETCHH! YOU HACKED MY FACEBOOK!

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Sasuke Uchiha ur password was easy to guess. iluvnaruto101? ha, dont make me laugh.

Hinata Hyuga I CHANGED IT NOW, SO HAH!

Sasuke Uchiha pff. whatevs.

Naruto Uzumaki you... you really like me hinata? so will you go out with me?

Hinata Hyuga yes! yes! yes!

Naruto Uzumaki REALLY?

Hinata Hyuga no. i was kidding. you gotta ask me out again in person.

Naruto Uzumaki OKAY! I'LL BE AT HYUGA MANSION IN 5!

Hinata Hyuga :)

Sasuke Uchiha anyone got a knife? im gonna go cut myself because im an ANGSTY PUBESCENT HORNY TEENAGE EMO WHO CANT GET A GURL

Ami Wannabe ill be ur gurl~~

Karin Wannabe/Uchiha forget her! you can be horny with me~! :D

Suigetsu get outta here slut

Karin Wannabe/Uchiha WAHHHHH! SASUKE- KUN MAKE HIM STOOOPPPP!

Sasuke Uchiha sorry what? i was too busy carving bloody rainbows into my wrists... cuz' imma emo! :)


Neji Hyuga

Status: TO SASUKE- I'm gonna make you bleed all over. You asked Hinata- sama out. You're a dead man walking.

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Sasuke Uchiha well this isnt gonna be pretty

Naruto Uzumaki DAMN STRAIGHT!

Hinata Hyuga naruto shud i bring a condom to our date tonight?

Naruto Uzumaki yea

Neji Hyuga Never mind, Uchiha. I'll kick your bloody emo- self to Sound after I'm done with Uzumaki here.

Naruto Uzumaki oh shit. hinata come to my apartment NOW. dont wanna die a virgin here!

Neji Hyuga ... You're gonna DIE A VIRGIN, BITCH!


A/N: Why Facebook? Why not review? :P