I wrote this in 15-20 minutes xD hope you guys like it :)

NO FLAMES PLEASE.

It has been about three years since their former teammate, Sasuke Uchiha became a rogue ninja. Naruto and Sakura will do whatever it takes to bring him back where he belongs. However, nothing seems to be convincing the Uchiha survivor.

That is, until now...

"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled at his former teammate. "I will bring you back to Konoha no matter what it takes!"

"Are you sure?" Sasuke said in a monotone voice. "Face it Naruto, you're weaker than me. I will never go back to that disgusting place where they made my brother suffer! Konoha must be destroyed!"

"So," Naruto began to say. "You won't come back with us no matter what?"

"Never." Sasuke replied, taking out his sword, ready to kill the blond ninja.

"Not even if I beg?"

"No."

"What if I go down on my knees?"

"Nope."

"I'll treat you ramen!"

"Ramen disgusts me."

"You son of a bitch!" Naruto yelled. "How dare you insult my beloved like that? Well then, they say desperate times call for desperate measures."

Naruto glared at his former teammate and raised his hand and pointed at him.

"I will bring you back home even if I have to beat you to a pulp!"

"You can't beat me, idiot." Sasuke said. "No matter what you do, I will never go back to the village. Never you hear?"

Naruto sighed, pretending to give up. The Uchiha survivor smirked and asked,

"What happened? I thought you're not gonna stop until you bring me back home? Give up? Well you should."

"Very well," Naruto told him as he was getting something out of his pocket. "If you won't return to the village, guess I have no choice but to.."

Sasuke was waiting patiently while Naruto was getting something. The emotionless boy got ready in his fighting stance since he is thinking that Naruto will attack him any second.

"I swear Naruto it will take more than just a couple of kunais and shurikens to bring me back," Sasuke mocked.

Naruto took his hands out of his pocket and pulled out…

Sasuke's favorite food.

"A tomato?" Sasuke asked. "How the heck will that piece of food bring me back?"

"Oh it will," Naruto grinned. "Because this tomato came from your precious little garden. Sakura and I went by to your apartment to clean it up since it's all dusty and everything."

"Y-you picked that from my precious tomato garden?" Sasuke almost shrieked.

"Yup!" the jinchuriki smiled proudly.

"So?" Sasuke asked. "It's just a plain old tomato. Nothing is going to change."

"Even if I do this?" Naruto said as he gripped on the tomato tightly. Sasuke flinched a bit. A tomato going to a waste is definitely not a sight for him to see. But he was not going to give in.

That is until Naruto squished it and the tomato became not round anymore.

"No!" Sasuke yelled. "How could you do such a horrible thing? My baby!"

"What the?" Naruto raised an eyebrow in suspicion as Sasuke tried to 'revive' the delicate, red fruit(or vegetable).

"Naruto you're mean!" Sasuke pouted. "How dare you waste food like that!"

"Well you might as well come back to the village if you want to save your precious little tomato garden," Naruto blackmailed. "If you don't, I will send Sakura the signal."

"A signal?" a nervous Uchiha asked. "What for?"

"A signal," Naruto paused for a few seconds. "to destroy your garden! And also that tomato-shaped pillow of yours will be ripped to shreds and then we're gonna burn it when we do a bonfire!"

"What?" Sasuke yelled, pulling his hair out. Immediately he sprinted away towards the direction of Konoha and shouted,

"I'm coming my beloved sweetness! Daddy's coming home! Daddy will save you! No one destroys my babies you hear? Move! I have to save my beloved children! My tomatoes!"

And that's how Naruto got Sasuke back to the village.