Posted by Slipstream on Friday, September 01 2000 at 14:40:44 PDT
Okay, this is a weird little song fic that popped into my consciousness in the middle of band. Don't blame me, band is right
before lunch, so my glucose level was low. I'm scary when I don't have my sugar.
-Slip
p.s. "The Real Slim Shady" is property of Eminem. Hope I don't get sued or put in a song...
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The Real Kon-El
By Slipstream
To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real SB please stand up?
I repeat will the real SB please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a clone before
Jaws all on the floor like 'Supes just burst in the door
Start whoopin some Agenda butt worse than before
They first try to run from the guy with the TTK (scream)
It's the revenge of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Westfield said
....Nothing you idiots Dr. Paul's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
All the women love Konny
Chicka chicka chicka SB I'm in love with him
Look at him, flyin' around usin' his you know what
Braggin' you know who "yeah, and hes so cute, ooh!"
I may be a few memories short of a full set, yeah.
but growin' up in a test tube 'ill do that to ya.
Sometimes I wanna go to Cadmus and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tim Drake to up an' vamoose!
My powers are on the fritz, my powers are on the fritz,
and if I'm lucky they'll come back without a hitch
And that's the review that we deliver to little kids
and expect them to know what a spoiler space is.
Of course they gonna know what the plot line is
by the time they hit the comic stands,
they got the internet don't they?
We ain't nothing but posters; well some of us dopesters
who flame other people like some BBQ roasters.
But if we can post rants and raves
then there's no reason that any one fic has got to be our fave.
But if you feel like I feel then we got the right to mope.
Heroes wave your spandex, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)
Robin don't gotta flex to get all the girls
Well I do, and I like it! 'Cuz I'm stronger than him,
You think I give a damn about bein' all brainy?
Half of the world don' even know he exist, much less seen 'im.
"But Rob why don't you tell us what your real name is?"
Me? Don't got a name, don't care much to have one.
And Bart's kinda oblivious, all he does is run.
And in the cycle, Suzie better switch me spots
So I can sit next to Cissie King and Wonder Girl
And hear 'em talk 'bout who kissed me first.
Arrowette and her opinion on Robbie…
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's dating Spoiler, hehe"
And I'd have love'd to see Al's face when he
Saw his girl had a life-sized poster of me! (argh!)
I'm sick of you little government groups all you do is annoy me
It's like you've been sent out to destroy me
And make millions of clones just like me
Who flirt like me
Who brag 'bout their TTK like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(so there, Match *phtttttp*)
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)
I'm like a headtrip to fight to,
Cause I'm only giving you
A coupla seconds to get your act back together, give you no room
The only difference between me an' a bad guy
Is I brawl for truth, justice an' the American way
I've got my tactile telekinesis an' I'm gonna use it
And whether you like to admit it (ka-POW!)
I just hit it better than 90% of you heroes out there
Then you wonder how can villans can eat my fist all the time
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 90
I'll be the only person in the nursing home with acne.
Bein' sad about never bein' older than sweet 16,
Think I'll take all my problems and go on "Jenny"
And every single person is a SB lurkin'
Coverin' up all that angst with a bravo macho thing
Or in the parking lot in circles runnin'
Screaming "up, up and AWAY!"
Tryin' to think of some'tin cool to say
So will the real Kon-El, please stand up, please stand up.
And forget all about not growin' up, not growin up.
And to be proud to be young and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)
Okay, this is a weird little song fic that popped into my consciousness in the middle of band. Don't blame me, band is right
before lunch, so my glucose level was low. I'm scary when I don't have my sugar.
-Slip
p.s. "The Real Slim Shady" is property of Eminem. Hope I don't get sued or put in a song...
***********************************
The Real Kon-El
By Slipstream
To the tune of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real SB please stand up?
I repeat will the real SB please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Ya'll act like you never seen a clone before
Jaws all on the floor like 'Supes just burst in the door
Start whoopin some Agenda butt worse than before
They first try to run from the guy with the TTK (scream)
It's the revenge of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Westfield said
....Nothing you idiots Dr. Paul's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
All the women love Konny
Chicka chicka chicka SB I'm in love with him
Look at him, flyin' around usin' his you know what
Braggin' you know who "yeah, and hes so cute, ooh!"
I may be a few memories short of a full set, yeah.
but growin' up in a test tube 'ill do that to ya.
Sometimes I wanna go to Cadmus and just let loose,
but can't, but its cool for Tim Drake to up an' vamoose!
My powers are on the fritz, my powers are on the fritz,
and if I'm lucky they'll come back without a hitch
And that's the review that we deliver to little kids
and expect them to know what a spoiler space is.
Of course they gonna know what the plot line is
by the time they hit the comic stands,
they got the internet don't they?
We ain't nothing but posters; well some of us dopesters
who flame other people like some BBQ roasters.
But if we can post rants and raves
then there's no reason that any one fic has got to be our fave.
But if you feel like I feel then we got the right to mope.
Heroes wave your spandex, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)
Robin don't gotta flex to get all the girls
Well I do, and I like it! 'Cuz I'm stronger than him,
You think I give a damn about bein' all brainy?
Half of the world don' even know he exist, much less seen 'im.
"But Rob why don't you tell us what your real name is?"
Me? Don't got a name, don't care much to have one.
And Bart's kinda oblivious, all he does is run.
And in the cycle, Suzie better switch me spots
So I can sit next to Cissie King and Wonder Girl
And hear 'em talk 'bout who kissed me first.
Arrowette and her opinion on Robbie…
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's dating Spoiler, hehe"
And I'd have love'd to see Al's face when he
Saw his girl had a life-sized poster of me! (argh!)
I'm sick of you little government groups all you do is annoy me
It's like you've been sent out to destroy me
And make millions of clones just like me
Who flirt like me
Who brag 'bout their TTK like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(so there, Match *phtttttp*)
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)
I'm like a headtrip to fight to,
Cause I'm only giving you
A coupla seconds to get your act back together, give you no room
The only difference between me an' a bad guy
Is I brawl for truth, justice an' the American way
I've got my tactile telekinesis an' I'm gonna use it
And whether you like to admit it (ka-POW!)
I just hit it better than 90% of you heroes out there
Then you wonder how can villans can eat my fist all the time
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 90
I'll be the only person in the nursing home with acne.
Bein' sad about never bein' older than sweet 16,
Think I'll take all my problems and go on "Jenny"
And every single person is a SB lurkin'
Coverin' up all that angst with a bravo macho thing
Or in the parking lot in circles runnin'
Screaming "up, up and AWAY!"
Tryin' to think of some'tin cool to say
So will the real Kon-El, please stand up, please stand up.
And forget all about not growin' up, not growin up.
And to be proud to be young and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Konny
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other Konnys are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm SB
Yes I'm the real SB
All you other SBs are just not me
So won't the real SB...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Match, go away)