Disclaimer: I don't live in England and I'm not blonde, so It's no surprise that I don't own Harry Potter.

George,

How are things going at WWW? I'd say probably quite well judging by the number of pranks being pulled at Hogwarts. We've actually reached a record number of overall detentions. Ninety percent of which were earned from using your products. Also, I wanted to let you know that your Daydream Charms are brilliant! It really is incredible magic. Aside from work, how are you and Fred doing? I'm doing well.

Well, not really. I'm actually writing to ask for your help. I know, I can hardly believe it either. I'm having a problem with Ron and need some advice on what I can do to him. He's been a far bigger prat than usual, and I want something really good. I sent a flock of birds at him, but it was over far too quickly. What would you recommend that I could prank him with that won't do any permanent damage and can be done anonymously?

Thanks for your help!

-Hermione

Ps. How did you manage to set those fireworks off in the Headmasters office? You don't even go to school here anymore!

Okay, this will be completly different from my other stories, but a lot of fun! It's going to be in letter format, back and forth between George and Hermione. This is the first time I've ever posted more than one story at a time, so you'll have to forgive me if I go a day without posting on one. It shouldn't happen, but it might!

Lot's of love and cause lots of trouble!