Little Kid, Big Problem

"BRIEFS TRUNKS, SON GOTEN!" Bulma's yelling could be heard from miles away. "YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" Currently the duo was doing what they did best. Pissing off the CEO of Capsule Corp. And from the looks of it they were doing a pretty good job.

"No way mom!" Trunks giggled running with a chocolate cake held above his head. Running by his side was his trusty partner and best friend Goten, who giggled along with him with a tray of cookies tightly in grip, mimicking his best friend's actions.

Trunks and Goten zigzagged through the hallways of Capsule Corp until they ran into something… quite solid… and big. Trunks fell, chocolate cake falling out of his hands and splattering on the floor. Goten fell too… but in Trunk's direction.

"OOF!" Trunks held up his arms to try and catch Goten but utterly failed as Goten crashed onto his stomach. They both looked up only to see a familiar face with uncontrollable spiky jet-black hair staring down at the two of them. Dressed in his usual orange gi.

"Hi Goten, Trunks!" Goku smiled down at them.

"H-Hi Mr. Goku…"

"H-Hi Dad"

Goku stood there for a moment and took in his surroundings. The kids were panting, chocolate cake was everywhere and cookies were in their hair. He tilted his head a bit to the side. "Umm… what did you guys do?"

Goten was the first to speak. "We were…err… playing Tag. Yeah Tag!"

"With cake and cookies?" Goku was catching on to what they were up too. His eyes were narrowing.

Trunks decided that now was the time to save Goten.

"Yeah! The cake and cookies were the prize to whoever won!" Trunks chirped going along with Goten's lie.

Goku's face instantly brightened. "Oh! Ok then have f-"

"KAKAROT!" Vegeta's voice rang throughout the halls. He came storming in with a look of pure anger. Goku turned around to face a red-faced prince. He put one hand behind his head in pure Son like fashion.

"Uhhh Hi Vegeta! What's up?" Goku started, trying to get Vegeta to focus on something other than the object of his anger. Apparently it didn't work. It only proved to make Vegeta even angrier.

"WHAT'S UP? Don't you understand how stupid you are?" Vegeta exclaimed.

Goku pouted. "Did I do something wrong 'Geta?"

"DON'T CALL ME 'GETA!" Vegeta fumed. "DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THE BRATS ARE UP TO?"

"Of course I do Vegeta," Goku said purposely not using his nickname for Vegeta to prevent the prince to get even angrier. "The kids are playing Tag…and the cake and cookies are the prize and…"

While Goku and Vegeta were arguing, or rather just Vegeta yelling at Goku, the boys took this chance to try and sneak away. Tried but failed. They were almost successful but unfortunately Vegeta caught them from the corner of his eye. He stomped up to them and grabbed them by their shirts and lifted them up in the air.

"And where do YOU TWO think you're going?"

A little bead of sweat dropped down from the side of their forehead and dropped down. They laughed meekly.

"Nowhere Dad…" Trunks said a little disappointed.

Vegeta shook them in the air but his yelling seemed focused on Trunks. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE HAD TO ENDURE IN THE LAST 30 MINIUTES? HUH? HUH? YOUR MOTHER WAS RAMBLING ON NON-STOP ABOUT YOU! SOMEBODY SHOULD CRUSH SOME SENSE INTO THAT SKULL OF YOURS!" Vegeta screamed still shaking them in the air.

Trunks and Goten groaned. "SoooOOOrrrRRRyyy!" Voices sounding shaky because they were still being shook.

Goku came in grabbing the kids from Vegeta's death grip.

"Vegeta! Stop it you're hurting them!" He said protectively holding the kids close to him.

"Kakarot do you even know what they did? They disobeyed the woman's orders to put down her cooking and look," Vegeta gestured to the now chocolate covered hallway. "Woman's is going to have my head for this."

Goku looked at Vegeta and then the kids. He frowned. He put them down and bent down until he was face to face with them.

"Now kids, you know you should listen to your elders, especially your Mom and Dad," Goku said. "Even if your Dad is so uptight…" He mumbled. Vegeta gave Goku his special Death Glare.

"I say the brats need a punishment," Vegeta said with a smirk. "I'm getting real annoyed with their shenanigans, so Trunks no more of those handheld double screen shit for a month."

Goku blushed with Vegeta using curse words in front of their sons. "Umm… Ds Vegeta…it's called a Ds."

"Ds shi-" He got cut off by a hand over his mouth.

"Vegeta! SHHHH!" Goku said trying to protect their innocent sons' ears. He jumped back with a yelp when Vegeta bit him.

Trunks groaned. "But Daaaaaaad!"

"BUT NOTHING!" Vegeta said obviously getting angry again.

Goten tried to hide a smile, probably because he didn't get in trouble. But Goku saw this.

"Goten, you're not so innocent either, no Video Games for you too." Now Goten frowned. But dared not to get his father angry. His father angry was 10x worse then the usual Vegeta being angry.

Vegeta turned to Goku with a smirk. "Now that's taken care of, let's go spar, what we actually came to do before this little INCIDENT." Vegeta emphasized the word incident. Vegeta grabbed one of Goku's spikes. "Come on already Kakarot." His voice suddenly soft.

Goku yelped. He didn't like his hair being grabbed that hurt! He sighed, deciding to follow his prince to avoid another angry outburst. He did notice Vegeta's sudden change in attitude. "Coming 'Geta…" As their fathers walked away they could distinctly hear Vegeta saying "Kakarot, do NOT call me 'Geta!"

Goten turned to Trunks. Trunks looked at Goten. He was not surprised to see that Goten was on the verge of tears. They both loved their electronics. Trunks for one was getting real annoyed of his father's constant yelling at him for such small trivial things.

As bad as it sounded, Trunks decided that it was time to get payback. As the curious but smart 8 year old Trunks was, he had a brilliant plan to get his father back. He turned to Goten once again. But except of a sad expression he turned to a mischievous smiling Goten. Ah, so he knew what Trunks was thinking. How close they were would surprise some people.

"Goten I think we should-"

"Get your dad back?"

Trunks smiled. "You read my mind."

"What's the plan?" Goten was 7 but was smarter than he looked and he had a pretty good idea what was going on in Trunk's brain.

Trunks grabbed Goten's hand and pulled him up to his room. Once he got there he closed the door. Trunks turned around with a grin. He looked kind of like a Cheshire cat. Goten sat on the bed and Trunks went over to sit beside him.

"Ok Goten, have you ever noticed that your father annoys the heck out of my father?"

Goten scoffed. "C'mon Trunks do you think I'm retarded? It's pretty obvious!"

"Let's do something to make my Dad so annoyed that he will want to take a spaceship and go to a different planet!"

"Uhuh?"

"Think Goten! If my Dad thinks your Dad is annoying NOW, how about 25, 30 years ago? When your dad was like the same age as us?"

"Then he would be twice as annoying! Vegeta would blow up!" Goten laughed out.

"Right! So Tomorrow when our Dad's are out sparring let's find the Dragon Balls and make a wish!"

"That's brilliant Trunks! Then I bet your Dad would stop yelling at us!"

"Yeah! He would be busy yelling at Mr. Goku all day."

Goten suddenly stopped smiling. "But I don't think my dad deserves it…"

"Okay, then let's make the wish last 6 months!"

Goten smiled. "Yeah that's not too long!"

The two gave each other a high five and lay back on the bed discussing tomorrow.