A/N: I don't want this show to end ;A;
Btw, about the "punching my friend Reid" thing: I told my friend Reid that if Alex and Gene don't kiss I'm going to punch him in the face XD
...In which there's really nothing to be said.
If they replay the almost kiss I'm going to-HFDYGHFUHJDG GH THEY DID
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It's not even a minute in and I'm already losing it. This is not good.
Wtf is up with Alex's dream?
HOMG IT'S SAM.
By the way (again XD) sorry if I use a lot of caps lock this time around. I most likely will because it's the LAST EPISODE YOU GUYS AHHHHHH
Alex's looks really pretty with her messed up hair C:
Seriously, I like it more than her actual combed down with a poof version.
Fuck yeah, Tainted Love is playing.
I'm getting this feeling it's going to be VERY awkward when Alex and Gene see each other. I'm probably wrong though |D I'm ALWAYS wrong with my assumptions when it comes to this show lol
EW BLOOD
Lots of it too D: *hides behind couch*
GUH poor Gene, he seems really hurt that Alex just ran off on him last night.
"Don't think I'll ever eat breakfast again..." Lmfao Thank you for brightening me up slightly, Chris.
Gene is upset that he was cockblocked last night. I don't blame him.
We all know Gene is agitated when he wants 7 sugars instead of 5
OH FUCK OFF, KEATS
YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCK
FUCK YOU
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Oh yes, just go twisting her mind, shall you?
Stop touching her face. STOP IT.
I hate you so goddamn much, Keats.
The serious conversation here is breaking my heart. It's in fucking pieces. I'm not kidding. The only thing to heal my heart will be if they kiss *creepy face*
I'm not paying attention to anything Ray is saying because I'm too distracted by the guy in back playing a pipe.
It's amusing 8D
Ray does not seem amused. Instead he's clutching his throat. I am disappointed in him being unamused
They're playing serious music again, FUCK.
FUCKFUCKFUCK THEY KEEP FIGHTING GODAMMIT
"You're just a hindrance" Excuse me while I go sob in a corner.
Why hello there Keat's porn. How are you today?
"What's this, your packed lunch?" LMFAO
What, now GENE'S having trippy tv moments as well? O-o
Keats wants them to watch their own porn. That's weird.
Well well well. It appears that even after Gene and Alex's fight, Gene is still chasing after her. What an interesting development *creepy face*
AW YEAH, YOU BREAK THAT DOOR DOWN RAY
Oh EWWWWWW
She is most definitely dead D8 *hides behind couch*
Watching this scene makes me really realize how much Shaz, Ray and Chris have grown as police investigators :'D
Trippyyyyyyy momentttt D:
And it doesn't even PHASE Alex. She's got balls of steel.
...Oh wait...
Why hullo there Mr. Scarecrow.
You scare me.
Like most of things on this show |D
OH EW IT'S MR. HALF-FACE'S JACKET
I'm rather impressed that Alex managed to find this place based on a photo lol
Gene is creeping on Alex. This is an interesting turn of events.
Considering Alex is usually the creeper.
And Gene the Creep-...Eee...Or something.
FUCK Gene scared m there. He just came out of nowhere O-o
...That sounded dirty |D
Oh Gene. I know you'd never be able to shoot Alex :P
EW DEAD BODY
That's not ACTUALLY Sam... Is it? D:
FDGHFHJ SEEING ALEX CRY MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
What's on the paper? I want to knooowwwwww~
Gene has this face that's screaming "...FML"
...Um... What just happened?
Why hullo there Union Jacks o3o
Confession time! :D
Don't you love confession time? I do.
Waiiittttt. My brain hurts from trying to understand this so let me try and get it straight: this Mr. Half-Face... Is the YOUNGER Gene? Because that's what I'm getting here.
FTUFJFF IT'S SO CONFUSING
Okay so here's what I'm getting: Gene is dead. He lives in some sort of weird heaven-like thing but not really heaven that's meant for police officers, and he helps them all out? Also, Keats is still a twat.
Fuck you, Keats. FUCK. YOU.
I don't CARE that Gene is a selfish bastard ghost man. It may not have occurred to you, but I think he might be a little LONELY, you know?
No Keats. Let's NOT listen to this. SHUT THE FUCK UP KEATS I HATE YOU
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I AM FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO COMPOSE MYSELF AGAIN
I am also finding it difficult to talk about anything EXCEPT how much I hate Keats.
Because he is a twat.
"Yeah, Who needs the guv, eh?" Alex doessss ;A;
OMG
Ray died by HANGING himself? QAQ
And that's why he was tugging at his collar when he heard that guy playing the piiipppeee, OHHHHHHH.
Lmao, nice shades, Chris :P
C-Chrisssss ;A; He died because he got shot like 7 billion times.
Yes. That many times. DON'T QUESTION ME.
Ooo, Greenday mu-HOLY FUCK SHE JUAST GOT STABBED
OMG THAT'S WHY SHE SPAZZED OVER THE SCREWDRIVER EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW AHHH MY HEAD
So um... Obviously that WASN'T Keat's secret stash of porn then |D
YOU ASSHEAD KEATS.
OMG
I HATE YOU
I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD SOMEONE THIS MUCH BUT HERE WE ARE
AHHHH YOU ASS I HATE YOU
And Alex is just so upset over Gene QAQ My heart can't take this.
You see how Keats is raging right here? THAT'S HOW I FEEL ON THE INSIDE.
Well, minus the crazy laughing, obviously.
Instead it's more like me screaming about how much I want to rip Keats apart limb by limb.
Ooo, pretty sky :D
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLDDDDD, SHINING SHIMMERING, SPLENDIIIID~
Eveyone in the room is like "...The fuuuck?"
Whoa, calm down Keats. Somebody took their happy pills today O-o
This. Is. So. Intense.
JFJFFMKFHFHK
SERIOUSLY.
And seeing Gene beaten on the ground like a kicked puppy makes me want to smash my screen and somehow appear in the show and give him a hug ;A;
"I'm not leaving him. Not like this." FUCK YEAH, GALEX
I hate Keats. In case you hadn't noticed.
"You looked good though." "I was dressed as a prostitute" "My point." Even when he's beaten and bloody he's still awesome.
"My real name is Nigel Perkins" "..." "No I'm joking, it's Gene Hunt" Shit. I started laughing and then I started crying.
They're playing the "This is intense shit" music. Therefore, THIS IS INTENSE SHIT YOU GUYS
You can do it, Gene :D
FUCK YEAH, GALEX
"Are you armed bastards?" I love it when he says that.
By the way, this scene is fucking awesome.
Shaz just kicked the guy right in the nuts. I love her.
RIP Quattro QAQ
I'm sorry but... The music choice... LMFAO IT'S TOO CHEESY
"I'M ARRESTING YOU FOR MURDERING MY CAR!" Oh my god Gene. I love. I love you so damn much.
Cameo time!
FFFFF This is so cute :3 Shaz/Chris ftw C:
EW IT'S KEATS
I thought we were done with you D8
YES. BADASS GENE MOMENT
You just got SERVED Keats
Noooooo I want Alex to stay D'8
God I am so close to crying.
FUCK IT I AM CRYING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
AHHHHH THEY KISSED
AHHHH
MY HEART
IT'S STILL BREAKING BECAUSE SHE'S LEAVING
AHHHHHH
Keats totally just ruined the moment
FUCK I WANT ALEX BACK
AHHHHH
Goddammit I can't stop crying
"Where's my iphone?" Even that can't cheer me up.
...And it's over.
Oh my god.
It's over.
All I have to say is...
That was the most brilliant and amazing tv show I've ever seen.
But I still want Alex back QAQ
*immediately runs off to find AU fanfiction where she stayed and Gene and her live happily ever after helping others pass on*
A/N: I liked this more than Life on Mars, it was that good QAQ GOD IT WAS SO. DAMN. SAD.
Thank you all for sticking through with me to the end.
Seriously guys C: