Grimmy: DON'T IGNORE HIS GIRTH!

"Oh God I'm so ugly! It's why Wally don't looooove me no mo'!" the Boy Wonder wept, tears splashing onto his heavily dimpled knees. They smelt suspiciously like the $2.99 grilled chicken special KFC was currently promoting. Naturally, he caught the scent and his stomach started to rumble. Of course this made the portly boy sob even harder. His thighs greatly resembled Niagara Falls.

"That's okay baby, I like 'em thick," Roy said, attempting to comfort the obese teenager. He ran his hands through Dick's messy black hair, grimacing a bit when he realized just how wet it was. Was he... Was he sweating? What the hell, they were sitting down!

"Y-you do?" Dick sniffled, his button nose wrinkling when he did so. He flushed darkly and rubbed his eyes fiercely. Somehow he'd managed to cry through his mask, which just didn't make sense at all. He batted his long lashes and wrapped his arms tightly around Roy.

"Y-yeah. But baby, there's something I need you to do for me." The red head winked at the young sidekick.

Dick's eyes widened dramatically as he looked up at Roy. Somehow he'd managed to maintain a layer of aloofness despite hanging out with the more... active boy. "What ever would you like me to do!"

Roy smirked and unzipped his pants. Fat chicks weren't the only people who were good at wolfing something down their throats.

Grimmy: Yep. I'm on drugs. The first part of this, the dialog anyways, was constructed by shintas1st. I only took it and added a bunch of shit and stuff. Girth obviously refers to the fact that Dick is the first fat Robin. No worries, it's only temporary. He'll lose weight in no time, ;) But remember, DON'T DENY HIS GIRTH!