Okay everyone, I'm really excited about writing this story again :D So, here's another chapter for you awesome fans! Not an owner of JN or any characters related…you know the drill.
SHEEN'S POV
Heyyy, cool. I'm first! Down to business.
Okay, so what if I'm acting like a stupid 12 year old? So what if you all think I'm being a baby about the whole situation? I DIDN'T LIKE HOW I WAS BEING TREATED IN THERE! UltraLord would've done the same! Do you think he would've stood by and thrown away some annoying baby's smelly diaper? Well…maybe he would use it to defeat Robo-Fiend like he did in episode 426: Attack of the Deadly Diaper Weapons! That was COOL!
Hey, Sheen. Who are you talking to?
CARL! I'm talking to the people reading this crap of a story. I mean, seriously ilovejimmyneutron, why in the WORLD would you EVER think to write about Jimmy getting a sister? I mean, he's the lamest character on this whole show! Everyone knows that my hyperactive personality is way more interesting than "hmm…if I can calculate the dimensions of this force field, I can construct a device so powerful that it can bend time itself!"
Wow, Sheen, even though I didn't understand any of that, those were some really big words you used!
I KNOW WHAT I SAID, CARL! Jeez, I don't even know why he followed me out of Jimmy's house. He doesn't even understand the pain I'm going through right now. Jenny stole my Libbylicious and my best friend. And I only met her today! ...What? You people reading this think I'm being a selfish brat? Oh, well I didn't see you pointing any fingers when Jimmy was complaining about his sister being born in the BEGINNING OF THE FANFIC. So surrreee, point fingers at the Mexican boy. RACIST.
Sheen, no one's being racist. You're acting like a freaking two-year-old.
Libby? How'd you get into my POV?
I can see everything you're saying. Sheen, you're being ridiculous. Just come back inside and apologize.
NO! I never want to set foot into that place ever again! I swear on UltraLord's mighty belt of justice.
"That place"? Sheen, that's your best friend's house! You're talking crazy…ugh, why didn't I bring your meds today?
MEDS? YOU THINK I NEED MEDS, LIBBY? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I NEED ooh an UltraLord poster.
If you say ONE more thing to me in caps, I will go to your house and unplug all the tvs. No more UltraLord for you, Sheen.
Why is the world against me? SUFFER THE WORLD, MA!
That's it. I'm going for the tvs.
Libby, no!
LIBBY'S POV
Do y'all see what I have to deal with? Please say you do. Sheen is driving me crazy with his—okay, how do I get in here? Right, jiggle the bobby pin in the lock a few times. –with his insane mood swings—hey I'm in. That was easy. He just needs to realize that Jimmy's sister is here to stay, and there's nothing he can do about it! Jenny's so sweet and innocent. How can Sheen—how many tvs does Sheen have in this place? One in the living room, one in the kitchen, one in the closet, one in the, WOAH. Closet? –stay so angry with her?
Libby, your boyfriend's a freak. That's all I can say.
Cindy, he's just upset because he's such good friends with Jimmy. I mean, I can understand that in a way, but Sheen's being a little crazy.
A little? Libbs, the kid wears glow-in-the-dark UltraLord UNDERWEAR…where are you?
At Sheen's place, unplugging all the tvs before some adult gets home. I told him if he shouted at me, that's what I'd do…are you still at Jimmy's house?
Nah, I left, too.
Cindy you know you like him. You need to stop being so mean to him.
Sigghhh, Libby, if I wanted a Dr. Phil hour, I would've called you on the phone. Catch you later.
How is it that I've ticked her off at least 3 times in this whole story by giving her suggestions? Oh, man, everyone is pissing me off today. I need to—wow, that was fast. 12 tvs all unplugged. Yay!—find a way to get Sheen off of Jenny's back before someone gets attacked again.
CINDY'S POV
Who does Libby Folfax think she is suggesting my feelings towards that geek of a boy, Neutron? I do NOT like him. His inventions aren't even that impressive. And that whippy-dip hair? WHAT?
Buuuttt…he IS a pretty good babysitter. For a geek, that is. Most nerds don't really know how to *air quotes* "communicate" with females, but Jimmy's a real sweetheart when it comes to Jenny.
WOAH WOAH WOAH. Did I just call Jimmy Neutron a sweetheart? Did that baby's poop-fumes go to my head or something? What's going on with everyone today? Phew, it's a good think I have POV block for this chapter. No one's comments can impede my POV, and they can't see what I'm saying. Clever, huh? Yeah, I'm a genius.
Anyway, about Ultra Freak. His triangle-head is twisted on way too tight. I thought Neutron was an annoying complainer 6 months ago. This guy is terrible. But did you guys see how—ahem, READ how Jimmy strangled him like that? I was a little shocked…but a little turned on at the same time. I mean, woah, that boy got stronger! …But don't get carried away, folks. I can still kick his butt anytime, anywhere.
I just hope Libby does something about Sheen before I have to take matters into my own fists…I mean hands. Take matters into my own HANDS. Hah…you've been warned, Sheen.
JIMMY'S POV
Well. Well, well, well, well, well. Well. Well. Today sure was full of…interesting activities, wasn't it?
I don't know what to do anymore. Jenny's only been here for like a day, and she's caused so many problems already. It's not even her fault…it's mostly Sheen's. Sheen and his crazy personality. It's really sad what 10 pounds of sugar a day can do to one boy.
Right now, Jenny's asleep. I'm really starting to like her! She's really sweet and happy. And when she looks into your eyes, you just can't look away. They're just so big and brown and innocent. Oh and I finished her playpen! She loves it. I showed it to my parents, and they got really excited. I can't wait to start building more stuff for her in the future.
She and Goddard get along great. You would expect an infant to be terrified of a barking, mechanical dog, but I guess she doesn't know the difference. I just hope she doesn't grow up thinking that mechanical dogs are…natural.
I wish I could sit here and tell you all about how peachy things are between my family and friends, but it's not. Sheen just doesn't like Jenny. I think the feeling is mutual with her. But not to worry; this boy genius is gonna figure something out one way or another! Goddard? Options.
Tell Sheen to go to hell.
Wellllll, maybe I—no. Next.
Convince Sheen that Jenny isn't so bad.
How?
Think of something.
Goddard! That's the whole reason I came to you in the first place!
CARL'S POV
Why do you think peanut butter is so sticky? I mean, peanuts are…well, you know…peanuts. And butter is slippery. I don't get it. Oh, what? I have to stick to the topic? Do you all even CARE about what I have to say? I mean, who does anymore? It's all Jimmy, Sheen, Cindy, Libby. And Carl is just "Oh, who cares? He's a jackass." Well you know what? I'm tired of it! Why doesn't ilovejimmyneutron just leave me out of the story, huh? I don't even have a real role in this whole thing. You might as well just end my POV right here, YOU HEAR ME? JUST END IT. END IT SO I CAN—
GENERAL POV
That night, Jimmy, Cindy and Libby were chatting online, figuring out what to do about the Sheen Problem. They'd never seen him this angry before—not even when UltraLord was rumored to be discontinued.
Fudgehead has signed on. Welcome Fudgehead.
"Yeah, yeah. Welcome, welcome, and welcome to you, too. Stupid computer." Jimmy muttered, sitting on his bed. He was very angry. Sheen had left him many voice messages that day…none of them were…nice.
Blonde&popular is online and wants to chat.
Feelthefunk is online and wants to chat.
"Yeah. So am I." Jimmy grumbled, accepting both requests.
Feelthefunk: hey jimmy. whts new?
Fudgehead: oh just some lovely voice messages from sheen.
Blonde&popular: rly?
Fudgehead: haha. no. T_T
Feelthefunk: bummer. that boy is jacked in the head.
Fudgehead: i swear libby, if you didn't like him as much as you did, he wud have a hole in his head right now.
Blonde&popular: wowwww neutron getting feisty?
Fudgehead: at times like these, vortex, yes. neutron getting VERY feisty.
Feelthefunk: wow. where's carl? he was supposed to be chatting with us.
Fudgehead: he said he was ticked off about something. didn't feel like tlking.
Blonde&popular: well who cares, we need to think of a way to fix sheen.
…
Fugehead: welllll…libby?
Feelthefunk: what, me? what u want me 2 do?
Fudgehead: he's your bf! think of something!
Feelthefunk: okay, okay! …i got it!
Blonde&popular: tell it!
Fudgehead: please. he just left me another "lovely" voice message.
Feelthefunk: sheen loves ultralord right? and he'd listen to whatever that stupid doll said…right?
Fudgehead: where r u going with this?
Feelthefunk: what if we tricked sheen into thinking ultralord commanded him to be nice to jenny?
Blonde&popular: OMG. UR SUCH A GENIUS!
Fudgehead: that's brilliant libby!
Feelthefunk: thanksss. i figured you'd trick him by controlling that costume like you did the time his head got super huge.
Fudgehead: it's so perfect, i wonder if im dreaming.
Blonde&popular: no dream, brain boy. this is for real.
Fudgehead: so it's settled—we put operation: trick sheen into effect tomorrow afternoon. you girls in?
Blonde&popular: deff.
Feelthefunk: it WAS my idea ;)
So what do you guys think? ENDDD OF CHAPTER 10 :D Stay tuned for more! Review please!