Sooo I watched the show and ladies and gents I've gotta tell ya… I FRICKIN LOVE IT! OMG FINALLY A GOOD SHOW ON CARTOONNETWORK! My favorite character (so far) is aqualad! He's so frickin awesome!Artemis looks pretty cool to but I really wanna see what she's like. My interpretation is probably very incorrect so I'll probably be taking the fic down the minute they show the real her. but for now I will enjoy my crazy guess.
SO … after years of seeing people pair up the most god awful completely impossible pairings i have finally snapped!
I AM NOW A CRACK SHIPPER, HEAR ME ROAR!
lord only knows why i find this pairing even possible but something about seeing these two side by side made me go...
"oohh they'd make a cute couple!"
BTW to all the haters out there… I TOTALLY 100% AGREE this pairing will probably NEVER HAPPEN however this fan FICTION . com, and as crazy fan I thought it be a funny pairing.
I'd love to see some comments! NO FLAMES! Oh i deeply apologize for the atrocious grammar and terrible writing… I'm just a sad nerd with no writing skill, be gentle and forgiving I'm a total NEWB!
Oooohhhh one LAST thing. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS D.C. PLEASE REVIEW! I really want start becoming a better writer!
Okay oneshot now!
Names
"megan." the green girl greeted with a kind smile.
"wally." The flirtatious redhead sighed.
"superboy." She heard from the blue eyed grump behind most of the group.
"robin." The boy wonder identified.
" and I'm Kaldur' amh." The de-facto leader concluded. Artemis scanned him for a good second and let out a smile.
"cute." She replied taking his hand and shaking it.
"my name?" he asked in confusion as the smallest trace of blush engraved itself on his usually serious face.
"sure." She teased coquettishly. Wally and robin raised a brow while snickering at the confused atlantian.
Apology
"I'm sorry it's been rough start with you and the team." Kaldur started as he stood beside the archer. She didn't glance away from her monitor as she continued typing some obscure programming into the cave data, something the boy wonder had "politely" decline to do, when she asked. Apparently the team wasn't quite fond of her cold and calculating methods of crime fight, and she couldn't have cared less.
"it's fine, I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to do my job." She responded in her usual no-nonsense tone. Kaldur held in a sigh. Kid flash was right, (there's something he'd never say outloud) women were quite confusing, one minute she's being all cute and another she's as stoic as the batman.
"i know that but I've asked them to lighten up." He replied reassuringly. "This will all work out a lot smoother if we learn to accept each other."
"thanks." She replied in a monotone voice still typing away refusing to meet his eyes. He stood there for a second awaiting some kind of reaction, but received none. He closed his eyes and accepted her silence as he started walking off.
" and for the record, I'd like to consider us friends." He announced, he paused as he heard the typing stop.
"friends huh?" she asked darting her eyes towards the hero.
"yes, friends." He confirmed looking back at her.
"soo… since your "friends" have been less than hospitable with me." She said standing up from her chair and walking towards him. " maybe you, as a good "friend," should make it up to me?" she smile poking him in the chest, now using a completely different tone; this one was much more playful.
"anything in particular?" he asked raising brow not even trying to mask his confusion.
"dinner." She stated without missing a beat. The alantian blinked staring at her in shock.
"dinner?" he asked baffled by her request.
"you heard me." She responded with a sly grin. He raised his brow but then suddenly the confused gaze he was giving her washed from his face.
"alright… dinner on me, I'll go tell the guys." He replied. The archer nearly fell down anime style. HE COULD NOT BE THIS DENSE!
"wait what?" she protested looking up at him.
"it's a good idea, we really haven't interacted much outside of a crime scene, some team bonding will do us good, smart thinking Artemis." He praised running off to tell the others. She resisted the urge to facepalm.
"… yup that's what I meant by dinner… a team building activity." She muttered sarcastically. "still…" she said putting her hands on her hips. "the naïve thing is pretty cute."
Communication
"you bought a gold fish?" Kaldur asked as the archer gingerly placed a small fish bowl with an even small fish onto of the kitchen counter.
"his name is Ollie." She declared with a smile leaning on the counter bring her face close to his, he backed up flustered by her actions.
"and why did you buy Ollie?" he asked trying to distract her from her primary objective, she pouted at his rejection.
"I didn't buy him, I won him." She replied somewhat proudly, he looked confused.
"at the carnival? I thought you went home early." He asked knowing that the archer had found the carnival quite boring while her team mates were quite whelmed to be there. (except superboy who had smart mind to stay home despite Megan's pleads.)
"did you miss me?" she asked raising a brow with her usual grin. He turned from her cheeky smile, he'd never met land dwelling woman that was so forward.
"we all did." He replied trying to be prudent.
"hmp, sure." She muttered placing her hands on her hips. "anyways I did leave early but on my way out I saw this water gun booth, and well Ollie was the grand prize… and I mean you should have seen him, he looked so lonely."
"are sure it wasn't just the fact you can't resist a challenge?" he mocked.
"that might have been it, after all I am… very persistent." She paused to the draw out words in teasing manner. the hero scurried away suddenly feeling the urge to get anything out of the refrigerator and keep away from the blond. His blushing cheeks cooled off from the cool air. Artemis let out a silent sigh in frustration.
"it's fine if keep him in the cave right?" she asked changing the subject trying make the teen more comfortable.
"well he's small so he won't cause trouble." Aqualad replied clearing his throat, happy with the change in dialog.
"hey can you do me a favor?" she asked grabbing an apple from the fridge.
"sure." He replied.
" can you ask Ollie if he likes his new home?" she requested sincerely. Artemis fought the urge to bust out laughing from the incredulous look the hero was giving her.
"you're serious?" he asked in complete disbelief.
"of course I am, doesn't make much sense to keep him here if he's going to be miserable." She retorted as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
The alantian sighed, from commanding the creatures of sea to help him fight crime to asking goldfish if it's comfy, Artemis sure knew how to make man feel small. He looked at Ollie and obliged with Artemis's request. The response Ollie gave him was what made his day, she noticed his smile.
"what? What he say?" she demanded.
"she said Ollie better be short for Olivia, and that she'd like a little more sunlight." He chuckled as the archer gaped while picking up the fish bowl.
"well aren't you a little diva?"she said looking the fish in the eye.
"Reminds me of someone."Kaldur teased leaving Artemis with an embarrassed blush on her cheeks.
END.
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