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At the Sky Deck

"Zack, when are you going to stop these mindless pranks? Today afternoon, after your shift, you're coming with me retrieve that soap you put in the ship's horn!" Moseby lectured.

"But Moseby!"

"No buts! Besides, you need a bath. The soap will do you good. You stink to high heavens!"

Zack sniffs his arm, "Alright fine…" Moseby walked out of the sky deck and left Zack there making another smoothie.

Cody came with towels in his hand. "Zack, I need to talk to you."

"What? And wait do I stink?"

"It's about that date yesterday. And yes you do, you see any girls around here?"

Zack came to realization. "Okay got it, smelly equals to no babes. What about it? Had too much fun and wanting to go on another date huh?"

"No no, that's not it. I've been thinking and Hilary she…she gave me a kiss yesterday."

"Good job broseph!"

"But that's the problem! I…I didn't exactly…feel anything. It felt like a dead fish just kissed me."

"Dude, dead fish? I've kissed countless girls, and they all feel like…I don't know, kisses? What would you expect?"

"I don't know…something different? How would I know, the last time I kissed a girl was when I kissed Mum!"

"Then what's the problem?"

"I've watched romance movies and read those novels but what they said is completely different!"

"Cody, that's fiction. Besides, you can't believe what those crap say."

"Hey! They're some of the best writers like…like Shakespeare!"

"Whatever, you got a kiss from Hilary, so are you gonna ask her out again?"

"I don't think so. I didn't enjoy the date at all. I didn't feel anything for her. I don't want to lead her on."

"Codester, you're thinking too much. You probably just got distracted from that Bailey London appearance. I mean what's going on?"

"Yeah I agree that was totally weird. But Bailey told me yesterday that it was just a dinner between friends."

"You're still thinking about Bailey right?"

"I am not! I just…I gotta go see a counselor." Just then a passenger threw a towel at Cody's head. "Hey towel boy!"

"I gotta go."

Zack just shook his head. I mean what's so wrong? Girls are just like socks. They're basically all the same, so if you lose one in the laundry room you can just steal someone else's. Girls are such a pain. No, correction, Cody is such a pain. Bailey's just some bald dude in really ugly clothes, and that's coming from me, not London. Why must Cody have such weird taste?

In Cody's head

Okay time now, 3.00pm, after towel shift. Gotta make my way back to the room to bathe at 3.30pm… Yea my time slot with Bailey - 3.30pm to 4.00pm. I got time. At the moment, I think something's really wrong with me, first I'm actually thinking to myself, oh wait, there's nothing wrong with that, and secondly what the heck is wrong with me. Hilary kissed me. A girl actually likes a nerd like me, and offers herself at my door, but I'm rejecting her. I know I was harsh, calling her a dead fish, but I'm serious! It just felt cold and lifeless on my cheek.

So what's up with Bailey and I, well currently, he's at somewhere I can't remember, with London for some shopping. I think he owed London something. He usually never goes with London to her shopping sprees, those are hectic. Okay, back to the point, Bailey and I are just normal friends now. Yes normal 'brothers', we do work together and stuff, but every time I'm with him, he makes me speechless. I just keep staring at him and I think it's making him uncomfortable because he's been hanging out with Woody a lot, when he usually hangs out with me. I mean, just look at him, he has facial features of a girl, and..ahmm okay I stared at his chest before, I'm sick minded to a small extent, and there's this lump under that extremely baggy jacket he always wears. I guess I'll just have to see what happens. Maybe I could go to the library and check out a book on this. But I've finished reading all the books in the ship'ds library and there's nothing on this... Darn. This would make such a good chapter in my diary. Dang it. Oh dear, Woody has influenced me. So, I'm not sure if I am...gay, so I'm gonna talk to a professional – Mr. Blanket. Yeap I'm definitely mad.

With Bailey and London at some where in the jet

In Bailey's head

Uncomfortable silence. Bailey was in her own thoughts, and London's just looking out of the window of the jet. I left Cody a note saying I was going shopping with London. After yesterday, I really don't want to care anymore about Cody's affairs. He can have his girlfriend for all I care since I have no right to say anything. I'll just go with the flow. Although, Cody's been staring at me a lot lately. And he has such a cute face. Snap out of it, Bailey. Wait, why is London staring at me awkwardly now...

"London, where are we going? We've been in this jet for hours."

"We're going on a world shopping tour!"

"You do know we have to be back on the boat by tonight? We have school tomorrow."

"Yea I know."

"So…?"

"Don't worry I have a supersonic jet! Okay fine we're just going to London! Yay me! My name is so gorgeous, they named a country after me!"

Bailey just rolled her eyes. Yeap I'm a girl so obviously, I've gone shopping before but all I had was that Beauty Barn in Kettlecorn, so this is all new to me.

"So Bailey, when we get to London you need to get a hair extension and some new clothes. I can't be seen with such a hideous person!"

"NO!"

"You have to! I'm going to give you a whole new makeover!"

Bailey had to get herself out of this sticky situation. "You're supposed to buy clothes for YOURself, in YOUR shopping spree."

"Too late we're here!"

Bailey and London got off the jet and Paris was bustling with people. How London knows her way around here, no one knows. Oh wait, she has a chauffeur.

So I'm new to London, I've never ever been here before... I've been cooped in that small corn country for I don't know how many donkey years, not that I don't love it there, I just don't think I can reach my full potential on a farm. So London dragged me into this London store. I gotta stop using London so much. I'm getting confused myself. London dragged me into this huge department store, and there were countless levels of different clothes and...oh crap... London's dragging me to this hairstylist on the 2nd level. (Okay I just made this up myself. There's no such department store at all)

"London? Are you getting a hair cut?"

"I'm getting a hair extension! I'll look wow-tastic! And you're gonna grow some hair!"

"NO! I mean no thanks London, I'm good."

"But you look hideous!"

"I don't mind!"

"I don't care! Take of that hat! It has pigs on it!"

"Hey! It reminds me of my pet pig, Porkers!"

"Whatever, let's go!"

I wanted to protest more, but London had already dragged me into the store. I definitely had hair under that bald cap of mine, and a hairstylist will totally know it's a bald cap...

"You know London, why don't we go shopping first? There's a sale right now!"

London thought about it for a while, like 10 seconds... "Really? Let's go, let's go!"

Shopping with London, not the best experience. She tries I don't know how many sets of clothes at a time. And sometimes, she just buys the whole rack. So now my hands are all full. I can't feel my arms. Suddenly, London shoved some clothes to me and asked me to try it, female clothes.

"Err London, what are these?"

"Clothes?"

"And...?"

"Well, I'm being kind today and I'll get you new clothes!"

"These are female clothes."

"I know!"

"I'm male."

"Bailey, I'm not dumb. You can trick others, but you can't trick me. I was born with 3 gifts, my money, my fashion sense, and my ability to tell from a female and a male..."

Oh great, London why do you have to be so smart. Ironic. She's dumb in everything else, but she has to be smart at this type of stuff. :/

A/N: Sorry for not updating in so long... Just slap me already. I was debating whether or not to post this cos I only just wrote this...but I couldn't just leave the story untouched for so long... -.- Okay I don't have much time right now and I'm rushing to finish this, so yea London. Dun dun. Who would've thought she would know first. That idea just popped into my mind when I was writing this half way. And I thought, it'd be cool for Bailey to have a friend on the ship that she can confide in. Although London...isn't really a good choice... But who else is there? London better shut up...for now. Weird twist. I'm probably losing readers by updating after so long... But I have national exams soon, so I rarely use the computer now. -.- Utmost apology.