~*Absolute Girlfriend*~

Summary: Naruto Uzumaki has never had a girlfriend and he has been rejected by every girl he has ever had a crush on. When he returns a lost cell phone to an oddly dressed salesman, he mentions wanting a girlfriend. To thank him, he directs him to his company's website, Kronos Heaven. When he visits the site, Naruto finds it's a site to create your perfect lover. Thinking it's a game, he customizes and accidentally orders one. The next day, his new lover arrives.

AU

NarutoxSakura

slight one-sided

SasukexSakura

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A/N: Thank you for all the feedback guys and sorry for the late ass update. School got your girl busy but spring break starts next weekend I think so I'll have more time to do what I do.

~XoxO, Reira~

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Naruto woke up to loud music playing. He groaned; he just knew it had something to do with Sakura. He sighed heavily before sloppily getting up and throwing his legs over. He yawned and scratched through his dismantled golden locks. "Sakura!' He yelled out groggily, receiving no answer. He abruptly stood up and walked over to his door and snatched it opened, "Turn down the damn music! Its too early for this shi-" He paused.

Hello daddy, hello mom
I'm your
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
Cherry bomb!

Naruto's mouth fell opened and a blush dust his cheeks as he watched Sakura move around the room in only the black Victoria's Secret set he'd brought her dancing in a very provocative manner, singing along with the lyrics.

Hello world, I'm your wild girl
I'm your
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
Cherry bomb!

Sakura did a dip and that was it for Naruto. He ran across the living, startlingly Sakura, and turned off the music. He turned to see her shocked and confused face, "Sakura, it is too early for the music." He hissed. She blinked, confusing him, "What?" She brought her hand up and pointed to her nose.

"Um...red...liquid coming from your nose." Naruto brought his own hand up to his and touch it, he pulled it away and examined it. He blushed furiously before covering it his whole nose. He ran into his room and into his bathroom slamming the door behind him. He grabbed a bunch of toilet tissue and began wiping his nose. His sat on the toilet and began cursing to himself.

"Dammit, Sakura and that...dancing! When and where did she even learn to move like that...freakin' promiscuous sex kitten!" Naruto had to admit that living with a girl that liked to strip was hard. Last night was the hardest he'd ever tried not to jump her, after she took a shower and walked out into his room wearing only a towel! He was scared that he'd might actually rape her but maybe only the reason he didn't was because he'd thought about when she broke Sasuke's wrist. Now that, manage to shrink him soft.

After he finished wiping his nose, he went back to into the living room to see Sakura was already dressed for school. Seeing him, Sakura shot from where she was sitting and rushed toward him. "I'm so sorry, Naruto, I didn't mean to play loudly, I just really like that song." He nodded his head slowly as she started singing the song a little.

"Yea, your a cherry bomb alright. I'm about to go get dressed so wait her-" Just then there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" He said walking toward the door and opening it. He immediately frowned when he found who was it. "What are you guys doing here so early?" He said glaring at both Suigetsu and Sasuke.

Suigetsu ignored him and looked past him, "G'morning, pretty girl! Ready to go." He said grinning. Sakura smiled and nodded her head. She looked at Naruto, "Wanna walk with us, Naruto?"

"Ah, I think Naruto can walk by his self, plus he's not dress and I don't like to wait." Suigetsu said pushing past Naruto and grabbed Sakura's hand. His frowned deepen as he watched Suigetsu pull Sakura out the door and disappeared down the hallway. He brought his attention toward Sasuke, who was smirking at him.

"Don't worry, dobe, we'll take good care of her. See you at school." Sasuke said before closing the door. Naruto stood in silent as he glared at the door; he couldn't help but notice the mischievous edge he had in his voice when he said 'we'll take good care of her'. He tore his gaze from the door and headed for his room. Who cares, Sakura is very able to take care of herself. so he didn't have to worry...but at least she could of told him that she would be walking with them. Wouldn't that label as being unfaithful?

Wait...she wasn't even his girlfriend, so that wouldn't count...would it? He shrugged his shoulders and began to get dressed. After he finished, he grabbed his bag and left out. He silently hoped that he wouldn't catch up with them by guessing on how fast he was walking but as always fate did him wrong, he caught up.

He stayed at a safe distant from them, enough where he could see them but they couldn't see him. He clenched his teeth in annoyance when he saw Sasuke try to put a arm around her shoulders. He then grinned when he saw her shake his arm off of her. He shook his head, Sasuke would never learn. An idea suddenly came to his head, "Sakura!" He yelled out. She instantly turned around, her eyes immediately lite up.

"Naruto!" She waved. Both Sasuke and Suigetsu looked over their shoulders and looked at him with an annoyed look. That was the reaction he wanted to get.

Finally catching up with them, Sakura linked her arm with his. He wore a smug look when he saw Suigetsu frown. He wanted to dance right now.

"Naruto, don't forget to come with me to see about the gymnastic thing." She said. He almost forgot about that.

"Oh...yea, right. I almost forgot about that." To tell the truth, he really didn't want to go because of the simple fact that Ino was going to be there.

"You're thinking about joining the gymnastics team," Suigetsu sighed as his mind began to drift off, "I can picture you already in that small tight leotard bouncing around looking so cute. I'm going. You're going too, Sasuke?"

"Mind as well, don't got any plans after school." Naruto frowned, he knew damn well they were going to be there just to see her in her leotard.

~O~

When they arrived at the schoolyard, "Come on, Sakura, me and Sasuke need to talk to you about something." Suigetsu said. Naruto looked at him. "Why didn't you talk to her earlier?" He said. He looked at him.

"Well, we would of but you being the annoying little dobe had to come along." Suigetsu said. Naruto glared at him.

"What?" He said threateningly, clenching his fists, ready to pummel him. Sasuke step in between.

"Calm down, Naruto." He said. Naruto looked at him and unclench his fist, calming down a bit. Before turning his back, "What ever, I'm going to class." He said leaving them. Suigetsu had a nerve to talk to him like that. First of all, he didn't even know him that well to be talking to him like that. Deep in his thought, he wasn't paying attention and bumped into somebody.

"Hey! Why don't you watch wher-," He looked down and noticed the long blonde hair and baby blue eyes, "Ino! I'm sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going." He said bending down to pick up the book he accidentally knocked out her hands. He handed it to her.

Ino smiled, "It's okay, I wasn't watching either." Naruto blushed and scratched his head, trying to think on what to say. "You want to walked to class together?" She asked.

"Ah, y-yea, that's cool." He said nervously, following her. Naruto looked at her, he couldn't believe this was happening. Ino never wanted to walk to class together or never wanted to come near him. She looked over her shoulder, stopping outside the classroom door.

"So, the new girl, Sakura. Are you two seeing each other?"

"N-no, me and her are just friends but she kind of has a crush on me though." She smiled.

"Oh, well, I'm kind of glad…I thought I lost my chance with you." Naruto's eyes widen, did she just…practically say she liked him?

"But I thought you were going out with Sasuke?" She shook her head.

"He broke up with me…for the new girl. He told me last night before we broke up that he needed somebody new." She said putting emphasis on the last word. "It seems that every boy in this school is falling for her, "She stopped and turned toward him, "Except for you." She said, grabbing his hand. Naruto looked down at their join hands before looking back up at her, to see a blush dusting her rosy cheeks.

"Ino, I-"

He silenced when he felt a pair of soft lips crash against his. He froze and his eyes widen as he watched as she slowly closed her eyes and deepened the kiss. Her lips caressed his into answering back, which he couldn't because he was still shocked. Her hands rose and tangled in his spiky locks as she kissed with everything she had except her tongue.

It was purely lip on lip contact and when she finally pulled away she gave his bottom lip a small nip. Quite the surprise to him. She let go of his face looking flushed and yet oddly satisfied. With that her hands slid down his chest enough for her to push away from him. He stared at her as she smiled and walked away. It took him awhile to process what just happened. Did she kiss him?

He blew out a breath, making his cheeks expand momentarily before shaking his head, "What in the world...has gotten into her?" He continued his way to class in deep thought. What had made Ino...? Was she that...? Ah, it all confused him! First she didn't like him, now she likes him, all because Sasuke had broke up with her. Now that he thought about it, maybe she'd seen the real Sasuke behind all the attraction and realized she made an mistake.

He grinned widely. This could be actually the first time he could say, thank you, to Sasuke. This finally gave him a chance with Ino...after she did kiss him.

...But then there was Sakura. He sighed. She'd seem like she would be the jealous type if any other female came near him. Guess he would have to tell her to let other females near him. He walked in the classroom and straight toward his desk near the window. He looked around and noticed Sakura, Sasuke, and Suigetsu weren't in there seats. He furrowed his brow, he wondered where they went after he left. He hoped both of them wouldn't try anything sneaky with her. He then shrugged his shoulders; she could take care of herself and he had a feeling Sasuke already learned a lesson of trying to touch her.

He laughed; he still couldn't get over that.

Just then all three of them walked in. Sakura ran straight for him, "Hey, Naruto, Sasuke asked me if I could go to his family's beach house this summer..."

"Wha- are you asking me if you could go?" She nodded her head. He sighed, "You don't need to ask me. Just go."

"No, but can you go? Sasuke said I could ask you." Naruto's eyes slightly widen in shock. When did Sasuke ever want him to go to one of those lame beach parties he had ever summer. Ever since Sasuke had start recognizing how 'devilishly handsome' he was ever since he started ninth grade, he'd be walking around this place like he was hot shit, which probably he was, and he didn't have time to hang out with him anymore because he was of the 'other sort'.

In other words, he just turned into a straight-up asshole...not that he always hadn't been.

"Why would Sasuke want me to go?" He asked as his eyes suspiciously narrowed at Sasuke. She shrugged her shoulders.

"I don't know...aren't you two friends. It would only make sense on why he'd want you to come, right." He looked at her. If she only knew they weren't as tightly knit as they were before highschool. But then the great thing about it is that Ino may be also coming.

He grinned, mischieviously, "Fine, I'll go." It may turn out for the best him. Ino was feeling him as he was for her, maybe he'll get lucky if he and her got alone, if Sakura didn't get in way. His grin grew wider, which confused Sakura who was staring at him. She nodded her head before walking back to Sasuke's desk to tell him.

Sasuke frowned, upon hearing that Naruto wanted to go. Damn, why did he ever tell Sakura that it was okay if she asked if he could go? He thougt for sure that Naruto would say no to the offer though. He looked past Sakura and at Naruto, to see a weird grin on his face. As long as he knew Naruto, he knew that that grin meant he was definitely up to something. He didn't know what but he was definitely curious.

~O~

Naruto sighed in frustration. Why did ever let her join this stupid club? He looked over his shoulder and up the bleachers. Gymnastics practice was awfully pack today, he thought as he counted at thirty guys sitting, waiting for someone. He turned his head back forward and his eyes immediately landed on Ino, who was doing some type of...split...flip thing on the wide blue mat. He couldn't help but look up and down her curveous form; nice shapely long legs, butt so soft-looking and firm you could bounce quarters off of, waist so small he could probably wrap his arms around twice, breasts so perfect...damn, he could already feel his pants uncomfortable tightening.

He shifted a bit before grabbing his bag and placing it over his lap. He had no time to be embarrassed now. Feeling eyes on him, he looked back up to see she was staring at him. He blushed a little when he saw her baby blue eyes look down at the bag in his lap. He prayed to God, that she didn't figure out why he did that.

His fear was confirmed when she smirked and blushed before turning away. Damn, he thought before dropping his head in his hands, clearly embarrassed. He heard the volume of the guys behind him increase. Curious, he looked up and his eyes widen as he caught sight of Sakura happily pouncing out of the locker room. All the things he said about Ino, he could say the same for her. He looked her than at Ino, couldn't choose which one was sexier.

"Sakura is looking awfully good." He heard Sasuke say. He looked up and glared before looking back forward, ignoring him. Sasuke sat down beside him and also look at the practice. "So can you tell why you've decided to come to my beach party?" He asked. Naruto looked a him, quirking his brow.

"No special reason...isn't it for the senior class? I just want to say bye to everyone before they had off to college or whatever." He said. Sasuke smirked.

"No special reason, eh. That's not what your eyes were saying in class earlier," He looked over to Ino before nudging Naruto in his arm, "Your planning on hitting that this summer, aren't you?" Naruto looked at him, completely shocked.

"Stop being such a pervert! NO!" He said. Sasuke chuckled.

"Don't lie, Naruto. I already know, I saw her kiss you in the hallway. You're totally sprung." Naruto blushed.

"I'm not sprung and that was nothing." He said quickly defending his person. Sasuke looked over to the pink haired girl, who was currently standing on the balance beam, listening to whatever Kurenai was telling her. "So tell me. What are you going to do about Sakura? She would be hurt if she found out that you wanted another girl other than her." Shocked by the question, Naruto began to think. He did in fact think about that. But he highly doubted if he could break her heart. She was, technically, a humanoid robot.

"I'll let her down easy." Sasuke shook his head.

"You're worse than me, Naruto." He heard him say. Naruto looked at him and noticed that he had said his name instead of the usual 'dobe'

"What do you mean?"

"What I mean is that, I give the girls that like a me a chance and go out with them. It may be only for a short amount of time but I give them what they want and then leave them. You, Naruto, don't give them anything. Once you start crushing on a girl, your put your complete focus on her, leaving all the other girls that like you in the dark. Like the time in seventh grade, you had a crush on Shion knowing fully well that two other girls in our year liked you."

Naruto blinked, "Are you telling me to respect girl's feelings? You have a nerve!" Sasuk sighed in frustration.

"You completely missed to point...idiot," He stood up, "I've gotta go, tell Sakura I'll see her tomorrow." He said before waking away. Naruto glared at his back but then he began to think back on what he said. He remembered back in seventh grade and those two girls; Amaru and Hotaru, now that he thought about it, it made him feel bad on what he did to them. Maybe Sasuke right. He then looked at Ino them moved his eyes to Sakura, who was currently standing on her hand effortlessly on the beam.

He sighed, he was hopelessly.