I thought of this a few months ago, but didn't get time to write it before...:D It just popped into my head and then I decided to write it because I know some people won't like the previous ending. So now there are two. You can choose between them. :) Also on dev art.

"I hope this is the first time you've worn women's clothes, you look ridiculous," I growled, whilst turning round to leave his room. I had more pressing matters to attend to and I didn't have the energy to deal with more of Holmes' shenanigans.

"I've worn it once or twice before…" Holmes muttered.

I immediately froze on the spot. Good lord.

"What do you mean you've worn it before?" I said incredulously.

"It's not the first time I've disguised myself this way," he replied, "and I do quite enjoy the breeze around my legs that wearing a dress brings."

"…Oh my god."

"What? It's rather refreshing old boy, you should try it!"

"No!"

"In fact I'm sure there's a dress somewhere in the house that will fit you perfectly," Holmes said, a wide grin was beginning to spread across his face.

I covered my ears with my hands and ran out the room. "No Holmes! I. AM. NOT. DRESSING. AS. A. WOMAN!"

Holmes flew out of the room after me, his blonde wig and pink bonnet fell to the floor behind him. He stopped at the top of the stairs as I ran down them and pointed at me.

"If we ever both need to disguise ourselves in any future cases I'm forcing you to wear a dress Watson!" he shouted.

Then Holmes froze because he realised someone was stood next to him, looking at him in absolute shock and horror.

"…Ah…Mrs Hudson, I can explain everything."