An: It's MEEEEEEEEEE!

This chapter is merely rewritten (fixed some grammar, capital letters etc.) So i really don't have anything to talk about. Chapter 11 will be out either later today or sometime during next week.

¨Disclaimer for the whole story… I DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR WAYS OWN NARUTO OR ANY OTHER MANGA/ANIME IN THE WORLD. EVEN THIS IDEA IS NOT MINE!... End of disclaimer¨

*The first chapter and most likely most of the other chapters will be between 3-6 pages. The first chapter will be in Kyuubi's point of view*

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(Kyuubi's Point Of View)

How peculiar, to be sealed inside one of her descendants. Who would have thought that the incident would lead to such an implausible reaction?

For once that blasted Uchiha shall get some gratitude. Was it not for him, my kings blood would maybe have stayed dormant, but even with me here, there must be prolonged and a considerable amount of stress on both body and mind.

I have heard of a man named Juugo of the scales. He has the same blood that coursed through her veins. Sadly enough, his blood is not as strong as hers and is just active because of a mutation in his genes that makes him nothing more than a talking bloodthirsty animal at times. Maybe if I meet him later, I can make so he can control his urges… but just if he will be the lords' servant.

Bah, who am I kidding? Knowing human nature, his life will be in constant peril from the moment news spread, and with that old monkeys gravely placed trust, he'll most likely make a grand speech to the villagers which will go straight to hell…

When I think about it… been there, seen it, was pretty nice and I have the T-shirt to prove it… If I ever find it again…

The fourth hokage… for a human he was pure genius. To actually make not just a contract which summons the god of death himself, but also manage to pull it off. And the seal itself, some demons I know couldn't have made such an intricate and magnificent seal.

He was going to try and fuse our souls together, but I will be damned if the child gets killed if and when he releases the seal.

I will do everything in my power to serve the lord, but if the humans kill him… not even the supreme god himself will be able to impede my assimilation of this place.

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(5 years later)

Grrrrrrrrrrr. I'm almost wishing that the stupid idiot Jashin would send one of his followers and wreak havoc over this damnable place. Or maybe Satan could send those four… horsemen I think she called it. Sounds more tasty than dangerous to be honest…

Where was I? Ah yes the village.

I have been here in five damnable years, and not even in the innermost sanctum in hell they are getting treatment this bad. At least there's good music down there. And seriously, how hard is it to see the difference between a 500-feet tall fox and a 3'1 kid? Even a blind, deaf and smell depraved person could make out the difference. I mean, yeah he has got whiskers but those are BIRTHMARKS! If a wanted to possess him he would have red eyes like me and an aura of death that would kill anyone in a 5-feet radius around him.

Sadly enough, that will not happen.

The seal was a masterpiece even to a demon. I couldn't change everything about it. It has a kind of barrier inscribed in it that makes possession impossible. And I got a visit from Inari. Oh thank god for that.

Luckily enough, I AM sealed inside one of the few with strong blood. Unluckily enough… he has to be basically dead for his dormant blood to activate. So far, he has survived with at least somewhat of a margin, but that is not enough… The only way for it to activate is if his heart stop beating, if only for a moment.

I can't believe I say this, but can't this damn village even kill him right? I mean with this list the young lord should technically be dead. After 467 assassination attempts, 832 mobs, 76 poisonings, 12 times starved for over a month, 647 801 globs of spit, 3 shells and a rabbit, he should be at least hanging by a hair-thread from death. That is, if it wasn't for my presence.

Even with my vast knowledge of seals, not even with all my power that makes the Ichibi no tanuki, Shukaku look like a civilian in the human power standard, I simply can't overpower something that the shimigami have reinforced. He again makes ME look less than a civilian.

Like a fly. An irritating, but very harmless fly… god I'm hungry.

"HEY! THINK ABOUT SOME RABBITS, WOULD YOU?"

…

Damn. Didn't work.

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I can't get out of the seal without the master releasing it, and the main function slowly drains my youkai and siphons some of it into his chakra coils so his coils gains some resistance from my youkai which maces so he can draw my powers easier later. It also has the effect of giving him extraordinary healing, nigh-limitless stamina and massive chakra reserves. I mean really, who could say they had chakra capacity rivaling a kage when they were 5? But even with all this, human stupidity knows almost no boundaries.

That old monkey, the Sandaime hokage. Also called the god of shinobi and the professor… more like an idiot in my eyes. He doesn't just tell SOME people about it. He made it a fucking village wide occasion WITHOUT telling in detail what the seal did. And when the people didn't like the news, he goes around and makes a law not to talk to each other about it, but they are ALSO not allowed to tell the children now and children later about the sealing…

Yeah the people did SOOOOO follow the law.

And pigs fly… wait. I have seen one fly… damn.

At least the so-called ninjas have some amount of brain and respect the fourth's sacrifice. Saved the soon to be master (hopefully) when it became dire… if they just had waited an extra minute or so then we would most likely have abandoned this place with all the nin-animals around here. And a rabbit…

Damn I'm hungry.

…What was that?

I just didn't manage to stop myself from rolling my eyes here.

ANOTHER MOB? That's like the third this week or something… becomes hard to follow the amount when mob attacks are the norm.

*sigh* Oh well, just get it done with it will ya? Let me check my 'mob attack list'.

Running lord. Check.

Dead end. Check.

Relentless beating. Check.

Getting saved by ninjas. Che… No wait, where the hell are the ninjas?

*From all around the village and outside, ninjas of varying age sneezes and gets a feeling they forgot something.*

This isn't good. We need a near-death experience. NOT an actual death.

*DU-DUM* *DU-DUM* *DU…* The heart ceased to beat. The lord isn't dead yet but if someone doesn't come and save him NOW… then I'm afraid all is over.

I should talk with god and make sure he has a room in heaven when I get out here.

*SPLISH SPLOSH* What was that?

I look down the corridor and sees' a sight I have been waiting to see for over 5000 years. The familiar aura of Hyakujū no hanshu has finally been awakened to its full potential again. The purple glow almost makes me jump around in relief, but the next sight concerns me greatly.

Uzumaki Naruto, the boy I am sealed inside, looking worse than a wreck.

From his feet to his neck there isn't anything weird or spectacular, except that he's very skinny and shaking. His face, either seen with a smile or serene grace to it, was set in an almost broken look. His skin was extremely pale, even his golden hair, which usually was like a mop in a stick, looked paler and hang around his pale face. And his eyes were wide open in terror and pure paranoia, with a slight undertone of being lost.

He just looked straight forward, his skinny and pale arm crossed tight around his chest like people do when they try to get warmer. He slowly walked forward, still with that same look in his cerulean blue eyes until he went through the bars in my cage.

When he was right in front of my left paw, he looked up at me with eyes that both screamed hysterically and whispered meekly 'help me' before he fainted.

That look broke what little trust I had left in humanity.

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AN2: And that's the prologue for my new story. I will say this at once. DON'T expect quick updates. Life's a bitch and takes me hostage most of the time. My release time will be between 3 days to 1 month. I GUARANTEE that I will update it AT LEAST once a month.

And about my other story. If anyone wants to adopt it, write it over, blow it to hell, use the ORIGINAL idea I had for it which also went to hell. (It fell into the river of burning blood) PLEASE CONTACT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… that's all for now.