CalmMind here! I got a new story. I guess that's it...o.o

Nekogirldotcom

Chapter One: Brand new site

Sasuke just arrived home from school. He rushed up the steps zooming past the butler that swept up crumbs off the floor and shined his shoes. The boy made his way up the flight of steps and kicked open his door. Sasuke threw his book bag onto the floor and took a seat logging in onto his computer.

IamAnAvenger has logged on.

IamAnAvenger: Naruto. You there?

ILuvNoodles has entered the chat room.

ILuvNoodles: Presents!

IamAnAvenger: It's present. Not presents at Christmas time. Get it right. Dobe.

ILuvNoodles: TEME!

IamAnAvenger: Whatever. What was the reason why you told me to log on after school ended? I have tons of homework to do.

ILuvNoodles: Ne, Shikamaru told me about this site that sends you pets!

IamAnAvenger: Still bothering your parents about owing a dog huh?

ILuvNoodles: I can't help it! Anyways, this site is bizarre. I just ordered something and it sent me a hybrid!

IamAnAvenger: A hybrid? you mean half beast half domesticated one?

ILuvNoodles. ...Huh?

IamAnAvenger: *Face palm* I meant half wolf half dog

ILuvNoodles: Really? Well I didn't get that. Try it out.

IamAnAvenger: Fine. If it gets you to stop spamming about it I might as well try it. Send me the link.

ILuvNoodles: Okay.

Sasuke waited patiently for the next message by spinning back and forth in his chair. He fell over when a beeping sound was transmitted over near his computer. The boy got back up and sat in his chair then noticed a new message on the screen.

IamAnAvenger: You sure this is it?

ILuvNoodles: Yeah, World wide web neko girl dot com (Couldn't add www because the damn thing kept deleting it.)

IamAnAvenger: I got it. See you later.

ILuvNoodles: Bye teme!

ILuvNoodles has signed off.

Said male copied the link with his mouse and brought it over to the search engine. He clicked on the magnify icon and found him self on the Japanese Google page. Sasuke found the link and pressed on the left mouse pad coming into some pictures of cats.

But they weren't normal cats. Sasuke found him self staring at the screen and felt blood rush down towards his private parts. They're all half naked with no clothes on! As the boy inched closer towards the light, a voice was being heard from outside the room.

"Sasuke, you home?"

He sucked his teeth and started punching his crotch. "Stay down damn it.."

Too late. Somebody was already nearby. "Checking out naked females little brother?"

"No. Not at all." He answered flatly.

The elder Uchiha smirked. "I have already told you little brother, if you plan to take pictures of them then send it away to your friends they won't give you stain for that."

"Tch, I already got stain." He commented arrogantly. "Now get out my room."

His older brother shrugged and left out the room leaving Sasuke all alone with his soft core porn. The boy got up closing the door behind him before going back to sitting at the computer chair staring at all the unusual females. He clicked on a few names and found a few a little cute for his taste. They were way better then those dirty hoes at his high school. Perhaps if he bought her off this site then maybe they would leave him alone.

Curious, he stopped and clicked on a particular name. "Sakura." he read aloud and got a knock on his door. "What?" He yelled in anger.

"Don't you shout 'what' at your mother. Dinner's ready."

"I'm on my way!" He replied and moved the cursor near a red x at the right hand corner of the page. The boy kept his eyes at the close function and instead flipped over near the book mark area. He saved it under favorites and left off the internet before going down stairs for dinner.

~At the dinner table~

"Sasuke was looking at naked girls."

"Sasuke!"

"You bastard why are you always snitching on me?"

"Both of you quit acting like big babies." Interrupted their father. "I looked at naked women all the time before I met your mother during my spare time."

"Really?" She inquired and left the table with a huff.

Fugaku watched his wife leave out the kitchen. "Mikoto, I didn't mean that." he apologized and turned towards his two sons. "Your grounded for a month." and left.

"What the hell? That wasn't necessary." Itachi commented on the punishment. He felt the younger one's eyes on him. "I know that I'm hot to the girls, but you? That's just sick.."

"Quit playing Itachi, your pissing me off."

"Oh. Okay.." He replied simply and bit into a dinner roll. "I should punch you in the face for grounding me but I chose other wise."

"Me? You told them about me staring at naked girls on the internet."

"You were." He replied then got silent. "Weren't you?"

Sasuke felt pressured and spilled the beans. "That dobe of a friend told me about this site that gives you live hybrids in the mail."

"Really? What is the site?"

"World wide web Neko girl dot com. What else?" The boy said in a bored tone.

Sasuke blinked when the elder Uchiha left the table in a flash. A power of curiosity reigned over his body causing the teenager to get up from his place at the dinner table and follow him. He ended up following a blinding blue white and stopped near Itachi's room.

He could see that the older male's back was turned while sitting on the chair viewing the site. Sasuke flinched when Itachi quickly spun around in his seat and told him something.

"I ordered one. She will be coming next week."

The boy felt like crying tears of joy but covered it up. "How? That site looks rigged to me."

"No it's not. I found a small yellow lock icon at the bottom right side of the page." Itachi claimed and heard his outou suck his teeth. "I played you."

Bothered by what was going on, he left the elder's room into his own. The boy turned on his monitor and shifted the computer out of sleep mode and went online once more. He checked to see if any of his friends were online and found Naruto.

ILuvNoodles: You tried the site yet? It's world wide web inu girl dot com.

KibblesN'Bits: You sure that shit ain't spam? I don't trust you.

ILuvNoodles: Really. I'm not joking.

KibblesN'Bits: Okay. If I catch a virus on my computer then I'm coming after you.

KibblesN'Bits has left the chat room.

IamAnAvenger has entered the chatroom.

IamAnAvenger: Thanks a lot dobe.

ILuvNoodles: Your welcome. 0.o Oh wait, what did I do?

IamAnAvenger: While I was checking the site that you recommended me, but my dumb emo brother came in and exploited me. Now my father has grounded both of us for an entire month.

ILuvNoodles: That's it? Look, I get grounded all the time. Nothing special.

IamAnAvenger: No, you don't get it. After my father ruined our lives, I accidentally told him about the site. Then he ran upstairs and actually ordered it online.

ILuvNoodles: Cool. Your so lucky teme. When will we see her?

IamAnAvenger: Didn't you say that you already have one? I mean, don't you have any experience with any?

ILuvNoodles: No. I um.. lied.

IamAnAvenger: WTF?

ILuvNoodles: My parents found out and locked it with child block pro. I'm sorry..

IamAnAvenger: Tch, I knew it that you were lying all alone.

ILuvNoodles: Really? So I'm off the hook now?

IamAnAvenger: It depends when I feel like messing with you. Dobe.

ILuvNoodles: Thanks! Oh, by the way. When is she coming?

IamAnAvenger: I have no clue. I think in about a week or so. If not, then ask Itachi.

ILuvNoodles: Do I have to?

SasukeIsGay has entered the chatroom

SasukeIsGay: She will be coming in two days. I increased the air mail fare.

ILuvNoodles: Hahaha, that's a funny ass screen name.

SasukeIsgay: Yours is too ramen freak.

SasukeIsGay has left the chatroom.

ILuvNoodles: WEASLE TEME!

ILuvNoodles has left the chatroom.

IamAnAvenger has closed the chatroom.

Sasuke left the AIM and entered the favorites section finding the sight about hybrids. He scrolled down the page and stopped moving the mouse in shock. What if Itachi ordered an ugly cat girl? His eyes teared up at a picture with the name Karin on it. Sasuke moved down a little more and found the person he wanted ever since the beginning.

A cat named Sakura. How wonderful, a creature with a blessing of the pink petals at spring time. The teenager kept his coal eyes on her hour glass figure and clicked on a few extra screen shots finding her in panties and lingerie. Feeling horny, the younger Uchiha placed his rough fingers into his black boxers and pumped on his private part for a little while.

"Sasuke kun, lights out." Said Mikoto from outside.

"Damn it, go away mother." He hissed and took his hand out of his boxers.

"GO TO F******* BED NOW!"

"Shit."

He came.

Weee!

I'm done with the first chapter.

Review? 0.o