Rule # 1: Never Put A chaos Emerald In A Microwave
Hello to all those sonic loving fan fiction people! My name is Alice Smith. Now before you decide this fan fiction is a waste of time and go all hating on my but, take a second to listen to my story…..
Right now, this very second I'm sitting on the steps of the ancient grounds where the master emerald lies. Yup, The master emerald. The one Knuckles Guards. The one rouge always tries to steal. The emerald that is controlled on peoples feelings. So What am I doing on Mobius, a place that doesn't even exsist? *****************************************************************************
FLASHBACK (Sonics world)
"Hohoho! Your Too Late Sonic! I the great Doctor Eggman have finally succeeded in obtaining all seven chaos emeralds!" The familiar villain exclaimed.
"Not if I can help it!" yelled the blue blur himself as he launched forward and attacked Eggmans machine that was holding all seven emeralds. Suddenly, It cracked releasing the emeralds and sent them plummeting to Mobius. (did I mention they were on Eggmans airship?)
"Nooo!" Yelled Eggman as he watched in horror as his 4 months work was yet agai,. thrown away by this blue pest.
"Oh Well!" Smirked Sonic as he quickly got on to the awaiting X tornado that conveniently was just flown in by a certain two tailed fox. "Let's get out of here Tails!"
"On it!" said the youthful foxes voice as they flew away to start a new adventure but an old one at the same time: Find all seven of the chaos emeralds!
But little did they know, something went wrong. Perhaps it was the way the sun was hitting the emeralds, or perhaps it was just one of those freak miracles that have no meaning…Or maybe it was god playing a sick joke.
FLASHBACK (Earth, 2011)
"Alice! Hey Alice….. WAKE UP!
"Nghhh… What?" I moaned as I forced one eye open
"Alice, you're the only person I know who can fall asleep under a tree in a park." Jess, my best friend said bluntly.
"Well what can I say, I'm a hedgehog of many talents."
"Stop Quoting Sonic The hedgehog"
"Awwww…."
It must've been around 6:00 P.M. because the sky was turning that orange-pinkish color. We got to the park at around 2:00 P.M, than played soccer for about 2 hours with a few of our other friends. I can't remember anything after that so I must've fallen asleep and been asleep for maybe 2 hours…wow go me, I really suck!
"Well, I gotta go, my turn to cook dinner tonight, I'm making Sgetti" (Jess's slang for spaghetti) Jess said as she started packing up her soccer ball and other stuff that's unimportant nor relevant to this story.
"Ok… see ya later, I'm gonna hang here for a little." I said. I don't really know why but I was feeling really lazy today…..
"Kay, see ya" Jess said before she jogged to her house…. Damn athletic people and their sense that they can run everywhere and not feel tired. Who does she think she is? Sonic the hedgehog? Hehe…. Sonic… Sonic…. So-nic SoOoOnic So-nick So nick, so nick how's it going? So- nick… NICK! HEY! I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!
Yes I think like that when I'm dozing off…No, nothing's wrong with me mentally….i hope.
WHAM!
I shot right up from the spot where I was previously sleeping.
"OW! HOLY CRAP! Ok… WHO THREW THE ROCK?" I screamed. Suddenly I realized no one else was at the park. "Oh Great… now gods throwing stuff at me-Hello? What's this?" I noticed a good sized gem, a Whitish-purplish color that was literally vibrating light. A smart person would keep away from it because in a stupid way, it looks slightly radioactive. But, you see, I'm not that smart. So, I picked it up and brought it home with me.
A walk home Later…
"Mom?... Anyone home?" I called as I walked through the door to apartment. No answer. Then I found a note.
Alice,
Dinner is in the fridge, just heat it up.
Working late tonight.
Your Brother is sleeping over Jonathans.
-mom
"Sweet! House to myself!" I said. After that I immediately ran upstairs to find out what the heck this gem was. I sat on my bed holding the gem in hand and started to think. (O_O)
Well, you can't be an emerald because you're not green. I never heard of a diamond being this large. You're Definitely NOT quarts because quartz is breakable… it feels like your indestructible… Hmmm… Maybe you're just a radioactive rock since your basically vibrating light and power and-wait….oh crap…
"I FOUND A CHAOS EMERALD!" I screamed completely ecstatic "Oh my god…. What do I do with you! Wait! You're not even supposed to exist! Maybe your just a toy with batteries!" I looked for a slot for batteries. "Oh my gosh! I can't find any! That means your real because no toy radiates light and power without batteries!" (XD)
Yup, I was freaking out. Wouldn't you?
After I calmed down a bit, I decided to go downstairs and Google what to do. All I got was answers like' how to find chaos emeralds in sonic adventure 2' or 'Why Sonic the Hedgehog needs chaos emeralds' I was completely stuck!
And then the idea struck me like a ton of bricks
"Oh my god" I whispered. I should put the chaos emerald in the microwave. I know that sounds kind of crazy but maybe the heat would exercise the atoms of the chaos emerald and it would disintegrate back to Sonics world!
Ya, you see, I never had a mental test to see if I'm ok in the head.
I got up from my seat and carefully picked up the Chaos emerald. Then, with one arm clutching my laptop and one hand placing the emerald in the microwave and shutting the door, I nervously pressed the time for 30 seconds.
27 seconds…..
20 seconds…..
16 seconds…..
Suddenly I noticed the microwave started to shake and make this horrid screeching sound… maybe it was working?
10 seconds…..
The whole room filled with a bright green light.
5 seconds…..
I saw my life flash before my eyes… and considering the fact that I'm only 14, it wasn't that long.
3 seconds…..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
WHOOSH!
CRASH!
CRACK!
BOOM!
BABOOM!
EEEERRKKK!
"AHHHHHHH!" I screamed. Than it stopped. Only a gentle wind rushing through my hair and the playful noise of birds were the only sound. Slowly I cracked one eye open, than the other. Standing in front of me, oh god, was Amy Rose the hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tails the two tailed fox, Knuckles the Echidna and Cream the Rabbit with her little blue Chao thing….
"Crap…"
END FLASHBACK
So now you know my backup story, now you know how I got to the ancient grounds in mobius. Hopefully you know how awkward this is for me…..
Did I mention I'm being interrogated by knuckles the echidna?
"Okay, Let me get this straight… " Started the echidna. "You, found a chaos emerald?"
"Yup." I answered miserably
"And you brought it home?"
"Uh huh." I answered
"Than you…..You… YOU PUT IT IN A MICROWAVE?"
Oh boy, he's pissed! "Ummmm…. Yes?"
"ARE YOU INSANE?"Knuckles shouted
"Knuckles come on buddy, lighten up!" I was saved by the blue blur
"Are you even listening to a word she's saying!" Knuckles demanded
"Ya, but to me, it sounds like an honest mistake!" He turned towards me. "Say, How did a chaos emerald even get in your world?"
" Ummm… I don't know… It kinda just fell from the sky." I said truthfully.
"And figures it lands on the stupidest person in the universe!" Knuckles muttered.
"HEY! I resent that remark!" I shouted at him
"Ok guys calm down!" Tails called as he ran our way
"What's up tails?" asked Sonic
"According to my calculations, I added the volume and mass of a chaos emerald divided by how long the chaos emerald was in the microwave, than times it by the temperature of the microwave than added air amount and I just totaled that the chaos emerald shattered into exactly 1457 shards! And they are all scattered amongst the universe!" Exclaimed Tails. Ok… is it just me or did sonic X make tails look like an idiot compared to how smart he is now?
An extremely ticked of echidna turned slowly towards me
"What…have…you DONE!" He shouted as he launched himself towards me. Before Sonic could react to save my butt, a new but familiar face decided to make her appearance by gliding out of a nearby tree and standing in front of me.
"Now knuckles, you know better not to hit a girl, even an extremely unbright one like herself" Rouge nodded towards me.
" What is this? Pick on Alice day?" I groaned
"Sorry hun, but putting a chaos emerald in a microwave? Really? Anyways, Thanks for the info, I'm going to go tell the Doctor so I will be rewarded with some fabulous treasure!" Rouge Exclaimed as she flew off.
"YOU CRAZY BAT GIRL GET BACK HERE!" Shouted Knuckles. But it was too late, she was already a far away dot on the horizon. "Oh great, NOW EGGMAN KNOWS!"
"Umm…..Sorry?" I tried
"Its ok… This just means road trip! Uh.. I mean Space Trip! Woo! HERE WE COME EMERALD SHARDS!" Sonic Cheered
Knuckles Sighed. "I'll get the master emerald"
"And I'll prepare the Blue Typhoon!" Exclaimed an enthusiastic Tails
"Amy, Cheese and I will get the food and supplies. Right Amy?" Asked a sweet Cream
"Right Cream!" Replied a determined Amy Rose.
"Oh boy…. This is almost exactly how Sonic X season 3 started!" I moaned.