The Mouse Is Back

The Sorta Real Life Story Of Mickey Mouse and friends

Part 1: 2005: The Downfall of Disney Afternoons

January 2005: Mickey and Minnie

It is a delightful day for the Disney corporation and no one was more happier then it's mascots Mickey and Minnie mouse. These two are like cheese and crackers but nobody knows who's the crackers. So as mickey walked into yet another office meeting he noticed something wasn't quite right with the atmosphere like something is wrong. Mickey then takes his seat in the 2nd in command chair and the meeting begins.

January 2005: Donald Duck:

It's is a averge day for donald. As he walked into the studio getting ready to film his new short he thought among himself on how lucky he is. He's got a girl, nephews and the best of friends. Yes sir, he thought what a life. As he walked into his trailer he noticed that the room seemed a little less animated then usual.

January 2005: Goofy

As goofy yet again forgets to get to work on time with out messing up he carefully walks into the animation department, since he is after all the animation inspector or as others call it 'the janitor'. So he sweeps the floors, making sure he does not wipe up any of snow white's animals and takes a coffee break that then leads to him having again another episode. As goofy cleans up his mess he decides to check up on how his friend Mickey is at his meeting

The Meeting:

Ladies, Gentlemen and Mr mouse, said Micheal Eisner. I have recently been hooked up onto a good college friend of mine maybe you heard of him? "Who is it?" said some executives "why it is none other than billy ray Cyrus!" a silence then entered the room, "okay okay okay wait until you hear this!" Micheal then takes a remote and pushes a button showing a music video for the Billy Ray Cyrus song 'Acky Breaky Heart' while this is happening everyone looks at the screen in pure agony over the hatred they had on this song, micheal then stops the video "remember him?" "yes, yes I do" said one executive "and I hated it!" "me too!" said other executives including Mickey. "Well look, said eisner, he now has a daughter by the name of miley, and let me tell ya she is one good singer "And?" said Mickey "Well mr mouse I was thinking that maybe we can use her singing and turn it into a hit tv show!" "Eh we'll think about it" said Mickey, "Now if you excuse me boys I got a cartoon short to star in" "bye Mickey" said the executives "But Mickey!' said eisner "what about miley!" "fine make the show, I don't care" "thank you mr mouse" and with that Mickey left.

The Meeting: Goofy

Goofy was so interested into the meeting that he forgot to get his ear off the door, BAM! The door hits goofy leading him to yell "Oh sorry goofy" says Mickey,"ah it's alright Mickey, get it all the time" " ready to start filming?" "yep" "good". As Mickey and goofy are walking to the studio he gets stopped by his wife/ secretary Minnie "oh hi Mickey how did you meeting go?" "it went great minnie, hey tell the studio producers that Mickey and goofy are heading over" "got it, anything else?" "yeah did we run out of cheese?" "oh Mickey you andyour cheesejokes, we always have cheese" "good then send a platter of some cheese that I never had before and some..some.. uh goofy sorry for doing this but what are you again?" "a dog but cheese is good" "okay then just bring down cheese" said Mickey "okay then" minnie then writes this down on a clipboard just as Mickey and goofy are walking away minnie says "oh and Mickey be careful of Donald he's a little cranky" "okay" and Mickey and goofy walk into the studio door

The Meeting: Donald

As Donald is in his makeup chair yelling like always about how they are doing their job he Is notified that Mickey and goofy will be coming down, to this he just yells more at the makeup ladies. While he was doing this Mickey and goofy both knocked on his door leading to Donald being startled and having a fit. "hey Donald" says Mickey, "ready to begin filming?" Donald is still having a fit "Donald…Donald….ugh" Mickey then gets a bucket of water that says "for pool scene' and pours it on Donald leading him to cool down. "Are you cool now Donald?" says goofy "yeah yeah" says Donald "let's just get this over with" as Donald walks out of his trailer Mickey and Donald follow suit andeating cheese.

After Filming: Mickey and Minnie

"okay see you guys later" says Mickey as he and Minnie both get into their car. As Mickey shuts the door they both drive and talk about how they're days went for Mickey it was going to a meeting and for minnie paperwork. As they got home they went inside and watched tv. As Mickey was channel surfing he caught apon something rather strange. "We intrupt House Of Mouse for this important Disney notice" just then Clarabelle cow showed wearing a woman'scoat appeared "we have breaking news plans are being underway for a new show on the Disney channel, the show is called Hannah Montana and will star the daughter of the 90's one hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus, who will also star, in other news Disney has decided to discontinute showing the following shows, The Proud Family, That's So Raven, Kim Possible, Bonkers, Tales-Spin, Goof Troop, and House of Mouse that is all. Mickey turned off the tv and slowly looked at minnie they both had the same thought: what has happened to Disney?