It was early spring so Santana and Brittany had decided to ditch Mr Schue's Spanish class because Santana could think of better uses for her time than listening to Schue's horrendous accent butcher her second language and Brittany learnt better during their private tuition sessions anyway.

Instead they had decided to chill out in the McKinley Peace Garden, one of Principal Figgins short-lived ideas to inspire peace and harmony in McKinley's students before the budget ran out. It was half landscaped and the school horticultural society had done its best under the watchful eye of its President Rachel Berry but there were still weeds sprouting irregularly from the ground. Not that any of this mattered to Santana who just liked to spend some quiet time with Brittany away from the peons of McKinley.

The two of them were together on one of the benches littering the Peace Garden, Santana sitting up and Brittany lying across it with her head resting in Santana's lap. Santana idly played with Brittany's hair while she watched the clouds in the sky; it was a peaceful time for the two of them away from worries like boys, Cheerios and Glee.

Brittany sighed and looked up into Santana's eyes. "I'm bored, want to go see if anyone's doing it in the Astrology classroom?"

Santana gave her best friend the genuine smile that she reserved only for her. "Sure Brit, why not?" She patted Brittany on the leg to encourage her to get up from the bench, once they were both standing they linked pinkies and walked out of the Peace Garden across campus to the courtyard outside the Astronomy room.

Once Brittany and Santana had arrived in the courtyard they both ducked low to ensure they would not be seen and then crept up to the nearest window. However when they peeked their heads up to look into the Astronomy room the sight before them left them both slack jawed with surprise.

On the other side of the glass Quinn had Rachel pressed up against the wall and her lips were licking and sucking at the singer's neck. The pint-sized starlet had her head thrown back against a star chart and seemed to be holding on to a model of the solar system for dear life.

Brittany fisted up her hands and rubbed her eyes to ensure she was seeing what she thought she was seeing. "Are we hallucinating again?"

Santana shook her head slowly from side to side. "I'm honestly not sure Brit."

Brittany and Santana looked on in shock as Quinn's left hand trailed down Rachel's side before sliding up her right thigh and disappearing under Rachel's skirt. The loud groan that they heard clear as day on their side of the glass left no doubt in their minds as to what was going on between the Head Cheerleader and the Glee Captain.

"San?" Brittany asked distractedly as she watched Rachel grind herself down on Quinn's hand.

"Yeah, B?" Santana replied.

Brittany sighed wistfully. "I wish we had popcorn."

Santana nodded her head in agreement. "Me too, B."

Finn strolled up to Santana and Brittany to find them both staring into the Astronomy room. "Hey guys! What you looking at?" He turned to look through the glass and once he saw what was going on his skin blushed scarlet, he turned to Santana and Brittany and dragged them out of sight. "Why are you spying on Rachel and Quinn? It's rude."

Santana's eyes narrowed, there was no way any teenage boy would get hung up on privacy issues if he had just seen two hot girls he used to date making out for the first time. "You knew about this Finnocence?"

Finn's expression became distracted. "I walked in on them while they were… busy in the auditorium."

Brittany pouted at Finn. "How could you keep this a secret?"

Finn shrugged and scuffed his sneakers on the floor. "I loved them both at one point and I'm glad they're happy." He paused. "Plus, they threatened me with horrible, horrible things if I told. I still have nightmares."

Santana arched a brow. "So how long has this been going on?" When it did not look like Finn would tell them any more she added. "Remember, I can do terrible, terrible things to you too."

Finn's eyes widened at what he knew was not so much a threat as a promise. "Since Quinn broke up with Sam over winter break. He was just a smokescreen because she thought she couldn't have Rachel, once she could she dumped him."

Santana pressed for more information. "Who else knows?"

Finn thought hard for a moment. "As far as I know just me and now you guys. And maybe Kurt."

Santana scoffed. "How can Kurt maybe know?"

Finn shrugged and held his palms out open to indicate his uncertainty. "Last time I spoke to him on the phone he sounded really distressed, I couldn't really work out what he was saying but I think he mentioned something about Rachel, a text message and never being able to unsee what had been seen."

Santana had an idea what might have happened and dug out her phone to send off a quick text to Kurt. 'What's this about a text message you got from Rachel?'

The reply was quick, brief and confirmed for Santana that the two girls had been sexting. Apparently Fabray did learn something last year. 'I was successfully repressing that thanks. Oh God, now I'm having flashbacks'

Santana looked back over at Finn and saw an idea flash across his face. "Hey, maybe now you guys know they'll want to stop keeping it a secret!"

"Or we could screw with them?" Brittany suggested absently.

Santana grinned evilly, which was the only way she knew how. "Oooh, I love that idea! How?"

Brittany frowned as she lost herself deep in thought, then her expression brightened as she had an idea. "You could twatswat Quinn at any and every opportunity. While I use my biggest asset."

"Your boobs?" Finn suggested while Santana glared threateningly at him.

Brittany tilted her head to the side. "Yes, well sort of. My sexy apparel."

Santana sidled up to Brittany and put her arms around her waist. "I think you mean sex appeal, B."

Brittany bobbed her head in agreement. "Right!"