Have you ever noticed that the couples in the Harry Potter series usually never have their names blended together like people from other shows/books? I mean there is Percabeth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians), Channy (yes I watch Sonny with a Chance), Kataang, Maiko, and Teoph (all from Avatar: The Last Airbender). My friends Olympus Wizard, mizpotter, and I all were wondering why this was and we tried to put together names before one of our classes. We figured out it was very hard. I mean do you think anyone would put on their fanfic's summary that it has 'tons of Garry'? No it would be 'tons of HarryGinny' or 'tons of H/G' no Garry. Here are more examples below (my feedback will be in italics):

Couples:
Harry/Ginny: Girry, Hanny, or Garry
The first two sound plain wrong, and the last one sounds just. . . wierd.

Ron/Hermione: Romione, or Hermon
Romione isn't to bad but Hermon sounds like someone saying "her man" in like jamaican or something. (No offense to Jamaicans!)

Bill/Fleur: Blur?
No comment.

Percy/Audrey: Perdrey
Akward, just akward.

George/Angelina: Geogelina, Angerge
Sounds like machinery from Star Wars. Just saying.

Luna/Rolf: Lulf, Rona
Lulf is actually really, really cool sounding. And Rona, isn't that a real name? Hmmmmm.

Tonks/Lupin: ?
I'm not going to try, I'm just not going to try this one.

Cho/Harry: Charry
Hahahaha 'cherry' and/or 'chairy' pffft.

Lily/James: Jily, Lames
Hahahaha I just had to put in Lames. Please Lily/James fans do not be mad at me!

Scorpius/Rose: Scorpose, Ropius
I would say bless you to the person who says Scorpose, thinking that they were sneezing. And really be honest, who wouldn't say 'You're a Ropius shipper, does that mean you like deal drugs or something?'

I think I rest my case. I mean the couples are awesome but you can't put their names together! Not that I really care, it is totally hilarious to try to merge the names yourself and J. K. R. is the best author on the face of the Earth (in my opinion). Sorry if it was wierd but this just popped into my head! Please review and remember, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all!

P. S. Tell me what your favorite merged name is!