Okay so I know what your all thinking, why is she writing this? Update Big Time Sickness for goodness sake! I will! But for now I was doing my usual round of reading fan fictions, I was reading Glee (Have become a massive fan) and they had a heap of facebook fics. When I read them I just thought they were the coolest/funniest thing in the world. So I was totally inspired to write my own! I was surprised when nobody had done a BTR one before. So if you're a Gleek, I seriously recommend you go into search and type in 'facebook' and just read what turns up. Some are so hilarious its crazy!
Now mine, probably isn't as funny as I would have liked. But I would really appreciate it if you could possibly get to the end and maybe even reviewing would be awesome. It's a bit out of character for some, and really, really random in parts. Like super random it's weird.
Mainly just the four boys along with Camille and Jo. Some other characters pop up too.
Also I took some jokes for James from - .com/page/3 - which is such a hilarious site.
For all of those who have facebook its pretty self explanatory. If you don't you might have some trouble with this. I made it as clear as I possibly could though
I hope it's not completely bad.
Kendall Knight and Jo Taylor are in a relationship.
(James Diamond, Logan Mitchell and 4 others like this)
Camille Roberts: About time guys!
(Jo Taylor and James Diamond like this)
James Diamond: Yea, if he didn't ask her out soon I was gonna.
Kendall Knight: Hey, back off my girl Diamond!
James Diamond: Jealous dude? ;)
Kendall Knight: You wish man.
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Logan Mitchell: It's about time guys, It was frustrating talking to Kendall and having him zone out every time Jo walked past.
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and Camille Roberts like this)
Kendall Knight: Psssh, I did not.
Camille Roberts: Sure you didn't Knight ;)
(James Diamond, Jo Taylor, Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell like this.)
Kendall Knight: I hate you all -_-
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Carlos Garcia: So now when are Logan and Camille finally going to get together?
(James Diamond, Kendall Knight and 5 others like this)
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Logan Mitchell needs new friends.
James Diamond: Love you Logie!
(Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
Kendall Knight: Logan, just man up already!
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and 3 others like this)
Logan Mitchell: Shut up guys.
Carlos Garcia: WHIMP!
(James Diamond likes this)
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Carlos Garcia is going to chuck James Diamonds lucky comb out the window if he doesn't shut up while his watching TV.
(Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell and 1 other like this)
James Diamond: I'd like to see you try.
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James Diamond MY LUCKY COMB! :O
(Jo Taylor, Kendall Knight and 3 others like this)
Kendall Knight: Hahahahaha
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Carlos Garcia, James Diamond where is my helmet!
(James Diamond likes this)
Carlos Garcia: I'm going to hurt you Diamond.
(Kendall Knight and Logan Mitchell like this)
James Diamond: I'd like to see you try.
James Diamond: Then I'd like to see you find your helmet.
James Diamond: Because you never will.
James Diamond: Mwahahahaha
(Camille Roberts likes this)
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James Diamond ouch.
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
Kendall Knight: Do you guys mind shutting up?
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Do you and Jo mind not playing tonsil hockey at the kitchen table? We eat there!
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Kendall Knight: Don't be jealous guys
(Jo Taylor likes this)
James Diamond: Hey Logan? If you're not going to ask Camille out can I? ;)
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Logan Mitchell: Dislike idiot.
(James Diamond, Kendall Knight and 4 others like this)
Logan Mitchell: And of course not!
(Camille Roberts likes this)
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Camille Roberts is really bored.
James Diamond: I can help with that ;)
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Camille Roberts: Oh really James?
James Diamond: Defiantly *wink*
Logan Mitchell: Hey Camille want to meet down at the pool?
Camille Roberts: Sure
(James Diamond likes this)
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James Diamond just call me cupid ladies ;)
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Jo Taylor: Why?
James Diamond: Because I got Logan and Camille together.
Jo Taylor: There dating?
(Kendall Knight and Katie Knight like this)
James Diamond: Well not yet, but he went down to the pool to talk to her.
Jo Taylor: Omg! Is that why you were flirting with her? To make Logan jealous?
(Kendall Knight likes this)
James Diamond: Yea, just jealous enough so it would push him to ask her out. He has been wanting to for ages! His just to chicken!
(Kendall Knight, Carlos Garcia and 3 others like this)
Katie Knight: Impressive.
James Diamond: Tends to happen princess.
Katie Knight: *rolls eyes*
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Logan Mitchell and Camille Roberts are in a relationship.
(Jo Taylor, James Diamond and 4 others like this)
Kendall Knight: Bout goddam time!
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and 4 others like this)
Carlos Garcia: Say that again!
James Diamond: Just call my cupid guys.
Logan Mitchell: We'll call you an idiot more like it.
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Mercedes Griffin: WHAT!
James Diamond: Why do we even have her as a friend?
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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Camille Roberts so happy!
(Jo Taylor and Katie Knight like this)
Jo Taylor: Women answer my texts messages! I had to learn this off facebook? Seriously?
Camille Roberts: Sorry
Jo Taylor: Get your butt over to my room girl! I need details.
(Camille Roberts likes this)
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Carlos Garcia would like to point out to Kendall Knight that he owes him $5.
Kendall Knight: Damn it!
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
Kendall Knight: It shouldn't count because James intercepted the relationship.
Kendall Knight: Logan didn't even man up because he wanted to, it was out of fear!
Logan Mitchell: You bet on my relationship?
Carlos Garcia: I reckoned you and Camille would get together before the end of the month, Kendall didn't reckon you would grow the balls to ask her out.
(James Diamond likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Now he owes me $5.
Logan Mitchell: I hate you guys -_-
James Diamond: How come I was not included in this bet?
(Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
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Jo Taylor has the sweetest boy friend ever!
(Camille Roberts likes this)
Kendall Knight: 3
Jo Taylor: 3 3 3
Kendall Knight: 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
(Jo Taylor likes this)
James Diamond: 3 3 3 *vomits*
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James Diamond sun is up, tanning time!
(Camille Roberts and Jo Taylor like this)
Katie Knight: Your such a girl.
James Diamond: Just admit you have a crush on my Katie. Its okay ;)
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Katie Knight: Get over yourself Diamond.
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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Katie Knight is holding a poker tournament in 10 minutes down at the pool. Be there if you want to be beaten by a 10 year old.
(Tyler Duncan, Reginald Bitters and 10 others like this)
James Diamond: Katie when are you going to admit you have a crush on me?
Katie Knight: Shut up James!
James Diamond: ;)
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Katie Knight has never and will never have a crush on James Diamond!
(Logan Mitchell, Jo Taylor and 4 others like this)
James Diamond: Lying is a sin Katie.
Katie Knight: You're an idiot James!
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
Kendall Knight: Damn straight!
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Camille Roberts can't wait for her super awesome date with her super awesome boyfriend tonight.
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Bout time he grew a pair.
(James Diamond and Kendall Knight like this)
Jo Taylor: Where's he taking you Camille?
Camille Roberts: I'm not sure, it's a surprise.
Jo Taylor: Awwww, romantic.
(Camille Roberts likes this)
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Kendall Knight wished that maybe Logan Mitchell would calm the hell down!
(James Diamond, Carlos Garcia and Camille Roberts like this)
Jo Taylor: Awww, how cute!
Kendall Knight: I suppose you could call it cute :/
James Diamond: I call it super annoying!
(Carlos Garcia and Kendall Knight like this)
Jo Taylor: Still cute
(Camille Roberts likes this)
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Logan Mitchell is freaking out.
Logan Mitchell: Only a little bit.
Kendall Knight: MORE LIKE A LOT!
(Carlos Garcia, James Diamond and Katie Knight like this)
James Diamond: Logan. If you do not calm down I will throw something at you.
(Carlos Garcia likes this)
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Logan Mitchell can't believe James just threw a book at me.
(Kendall Knight, James Diamond and Carlos Garcia like this)
Jo Taylor: I'm surprised James knows what a book looks like.
(Katie Knight and Camille Roberts like this)
James Diamond: If he doesn't sit the hell down I'll throw another one!
Kendall Knight: One of his massive science ones!
(James Diamond likes this)
Logan Mitchell: dislike.
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James Diamond I wonder if there was a way to merge pancakes and waffles. It could be called wafcake. Or the panffle!
Kendall Knight: That has been deep thoughts with James Diamond.
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
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Jo Taylor to Kendall Knight I miss you
Kendall Knight: I miss you too!
Jo Taylor: Rehearsals are going long today
Kendall Knight: I'll be waiting for you at the lobby when you get back 3
Jo Taylor: I might be late?
Kendall Knight: I'll wait forever 3
Jo Taylor: 3 3 3 3 3 3
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Camille Roberts I have the best boyfriend. In the world!
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Logan Mitchell: *Blushes* I'm pretty sure I have the best girlfriend ever.
Camille Roberts: 3 Thank you for an amazing date.
Logan Mitchell: Same time tomorrow night? 3
Camille Roberts: Deal 3
Mercedes Griffin: AH! Barf!
(James Diamond likes this)
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Logan Mitchell fantastic day I'd say.
(Camille Roberts likes this)
James Diamond: For you maybe, I got run down by three girls while I was trying to tan!
Carlos Garcia: That must have been horrible for you James *sarcasm*
James Diamond: It really was!
James Diamond: Hey! Don't throw stuff at me Carlos!
Carlos Garcia: You started it.
Carlos Garcia: OUCH!
Jo Taylor: Are you two sitting in the same room hitting each other and then saying 'ouch' on facebook?
(Camille Roberts likes this)
Kendall Knight: They do that often.
Logan Mitchell: Actually we're all in the same room on our phones.
Camille Roberts: Haha, cute.
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Logan Mitchell: Your cute 3
(Camille Roberts likes this)
James Diamond: 3 *vomits*
Kendall Knight: James is jealous, poor Jamie.
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and Camille Roberts like this)
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Mercedes Griffin to Camille Roberts, girl get your hands off my man!
Camille Roberts: Get over yourself Griffin
(James Diamond, Kendall Knight and 6 others like this)
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James Diamond toMercedes Griffin, how are you Mercedes?
Mercedes Griffin: James I don't date anyone prettier then me. Or anyone who uses more hair product then me. Seriously.
Kendall Knight: BURN!
(Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia and 4 others like this)
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Carlos Garcia I'VE LOST MY HELEMT!
Kendall Knight: Again *sigh*
Logan Mitchell: Have you checked under your bed?
James Diamond: Have you tired growing a brain?
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Have you James?
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Kendall Knight: BURN!
Carlos Garcia: Found it!
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Jo Taylor is having a girl session with Camille Roberts.
Kendall Knight: And I wasn't invited?
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
James Diamond: You really should have invited him Jo, you know how he is secretly a girl
(Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell like this)
Kendall Knight: Can it Diamond.
(Katie Knight likes this)
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Kendall Knight, James middle name is Nicola! HA HA
(Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell like this)
James Diamond: Idiot Kendall.
Jo Taylor: Are we supposed to get this?
(Camille Roberts likes this)
Kendall Knight: Inside joke ;)
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Carlos Garcia, Logan likes llamas!
(Kendall Knight and James Diamond like this)
Camille Roberts: ?
Carlos Garcia: Another inside joke sorry
Jo Taylor: Boys :S
(Camille Roberts and Katie Knight like this)
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Gustavo Roque has added James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, Logan Mitchell and Kendall Knight as friends.
James Diamond: Oh. My. God.
Kendall Knight: We're doomed.
Logan Henderson: Damn it.
Carlos Garcia: RUN!
Gustavo Roque: DOGS! Studio now!
Kendall Knight: Dislike
(Logan Mitchell, James Diamond and Carlos Garcia)
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James Diamond to Kelly Wainwright help, help, help, help, HELP!
(Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
Kelly Wainwright: What?
Kendall Knight: GET GUSTAVO OFF FACEBOOK!
Kendall Knight: NOW!
Logan Mitchell: Seriously.
James Diamond: Quickly.
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James Diamond If oranges are called oranges, why are bananas not called yellows?
Kendall Knight: That has been deep thoughts with James Diamond.
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
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Carlos Garcia to Logan Mitchell, Logan we have a problem.
Logan Mitchell: What now?
Carlos Garcia: I lost my helmet.
Logan Mitchell: AGAIN?
(James Diamond and Kendall Knight like this)
Carlos Garcia: It would look like it.
Logan Mitchell: As soon as I find that stupid helmet I am going to tape it to that thick head of yours man!
(Kendall Knight, Camille Roberts and 4 other like this)
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James Diamond is bored.
Carlos Garcia: I know what will cure your boredom
Logan Mitchell: Both of you shutting up so I can do my math homework?
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Carlos Garcia: Nope. Getting me some ice cream!
James Diamond: Dream on helmet boy.
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Kendall Knight to Jo Taylor, what are you doing tonight babe? 3
Jo Taylor: I'm working tonight sorry
Kendall Knight: Dislike.
Jett Stettson: Read it and weep Knight!
Kendall Knight: Go back to myspace where you belong Stettson!
(Kendall Knight, Jo Taylor and 7 others like this)
Jett Stettson: You have won this round.
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Kendall Knight if I have to watch one more goddamn episode of Glee I'll kill myself.
James Diamond: Glee is awesome Kendall!
(Jo Taylor and Camille Roberts like this)
Kendall Knight: God I hate you James.
James Diamond: Love you to Kendall.
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James Diamond, Logan is freaking out again. Camille!
(Camille Roberts likes this)
Camille Roberts: What happened now?
James Diamond: Can't find his math homework.
Camille Roberts: It can't have gone far.
Kendall Knight: I disagree.
(James Diamond likes this)
Camille Roberts: What did you do with it Kendall?
Kendall Knight: Hey I didn't do anything!
Kendall Knight: Seriously.
James Diamond: He's right.
James Diamond: I put it in the fridge
(Kendall Knight likes this)
Logan Mitchell: Damn it James!
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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James Diamond that was an intense dance rehearsal.
(Kendall Knight, Carlos Garcia and Logan Mitchell like this)
Camille Roberts: That bad?
Logan Mitchell: Worse.
Kendall Knight: It was only worse for Logan because he has two left feet.
Carlos Garcia: Amen.
Logan Mitchell: You guys suck.
Camille Roberts: I love you Logie 3
(Kendall Knight and Carlos Garcia like this)
Logan Mitchell: 3 3 3 Camille
James Diamond: Love you Logie ;)
(Kendall Knight, James Diamond and 2 others like this)
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Jett Stettson to Kendall Knight full day of rehearsal with Jo today Knight ;) Yep, be jealous.
Jo Taylor: Shut up Jett.
(Kendall Knight, Logan Mitchell and 5 others like this)
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Kendall Knight I'm going to kill Jett Stettson!
(Logan Mitchell, James Diamond and 3 others like this)
Jo Taylor: Calm down Kendall 3
Carlos Garcia: When and where?
James Diamond: I got the shovel.
Logan Mitchell: I'm in.
Camille Roberts: Logan!
Logan Mitchell: Sorry Camille 3
Camille Roberts: 3
James Diamond: *Barf!* Seriously Knight, when?
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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James Diamond Don't stop believing! Hold on to that feeling!
Kendall Knight: FML
(Logan Mitchell likes this)
Jo Taylor: Kendall come to mine in 10?
Kendall Knight: Anything to get me away from glee!
Kendall Knight: Be there in 5 3
(Jo Taylor likes this)
Jo Taylor: looooove you 3
Kendall Knight: Love you more!
Jo Taylor: 3 3 3
(Kendall Knight likes this)
James Diamond: excuse me while I vomit. STOP CLOGGING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS!
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Kendall Knight loves his awesome girlfriend Jo Taylor.
(Jo Taylor likes this)
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Jo Taylor thinks she has the sweetest boyfriend ever.
(Kendall Knight likes this)
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Kendall Knight thinks that Jo Taylor is obviously mistaken because his girlfriend is the coolest person ever
(Jo Taylor likes this)
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Jo Taylor 3's Kendall Knight.
(Kendall Knight Likes this)
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Jett Stettson thinks Jo and his idiot boy friend should shut the hell up!
(Logan Mitchell, James Diamond and Carlos Garcia like this)
Kendall Knight: HEY!
(James Diamond like this)
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James Diamond so they have two words, disco ball and Edward Cullen. Why don't they just have disco ball and walking disco ball?
Kendall Knight: That has been deep thoughts with James Diamond.
(Logan Mitchell and Carlos Garcia like this)
Jo Taylor: Hey!
(Camille Roberts like this)
Thanks for not flaking out on me and getting to the end
I hope it was okay, I really enjoyed writing this. I really want to do a glee one! Do you think maybe anyone who is a glee fan and didn't really hate this, think I could write an alright Glee one.
Thank you again!
P.s Your all probably very confused as to what all the '3's mean. Well they are supposed to be a 'greater then sign' and a 3 which makes a heart but it wont show them properly! if you dont know what I mean its hard to explain. So just all the '3's next to words, mainly with Kendall and Jo and Logan and Camille, there supposed to be hearts! :)
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